Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Magnus Schieving or LT.
A/N: No, the plot bunny wasn't slash. I was thinking about doing a Mulan Rouge/LT Xover, but I don't want to. If anyone does..feel free to take the idea. Just let me know so I can read it. It would be so funny. Anyways, this story is almost over. This one last chap to end it. Once I'm done, I will finish Age of Age and start my crossover ideas. Thanks for everyone's support. I might do another story like this, but not as ..umm... Not as... weird.. I'll surely have loads of tension and umm M rated material, but not with a plot like this. An actual M rated story with thickening plot and twists and so forth. But that won't be until I'm done with my crossovers. Thank you again! Be on the lookout for more stories by me, and I will be doing AOA again soon.(as previously said)
Hahahaha yes...Robbie sings.. only because every episode has singing, and I felt it appropriate.
Contaminated Water
7: Machine-Gasms
"...Oh...Kay..." Robbie Rotten got off of Stephanie exhausted, but ready to leave the house as fast as he could.
Sportacus winked a few times at Robbie, who grasped his bag of ingredients. There was no way he would stay for more man-pleasure. On his way out of the house, Robbie unfortunately heard moans by Stephanie and Sportacus. How could it be so quick to... do it? He sure didn't hasten anything, so maybe Sportacus was just a bad lover. Well, Robbie wouldn't go find out for himself. He had other matters to attend to.
Once reaching his house, Robbie hurried to his lab. He threw the ingredients one by one into the machine, pressing loads of buttons to get it up and working again.
- - Welcome Back - - Robbie - - The machine read on its screen. - - Time to reverse potion - - Thank you for placing ingredients in - - Will take a few minutes to complete - - Stand back - -
"Stand back?" Robbie questioned. He moved towards his costume area to keep safe distance for precaution.
Sluggishly, the machine began to spark, clink, and clank. The machine actually had an oom-pah beat to it, which made Robbie tap his fingers along with the sound. The beat was soon accompanied by a toy-box melody, catchy in its own childish manner. The urge to sing washed over Robbie, but he only hummed. The music became louder as lights flashed slightly in the machine. The yearning for a musical break wrapped strongly around Robbie, and he finally gave in, singing to the music box melody.
Machine, brings me lots of luck,
I pull on a switch,
Gets a little stuck,
But it makes me strong,
Gives potions when I ask,
I am proven wrong,
But I still adore, my,
Machine, which brings me lots of luck...
Makes them horny,
Roses thorny,
They are kissing,
And I'm missing,
Touching, wanting, feeling, and the rest,
Although it's over it was still the best,
Many reasons to stop this now,
But then I will never know how,
To stop the disease-infested brats,
Filthy with sin like some little rats...
Machine, brings me lots of hope,
Sportacus soon gone,
Everyone will mope,
But the water was bad,
I laugh 'cause they were had,
But I will be nice,
And I promise I'll be nice,
Oh I'll try to be so nice,
But I will be nice,
Except when it will suffice,
To be evil in a way,
Which is almost everyday.
Ka-pow!
"Ahh!"
The machine let off an explosion of bright white light which traveled as far as Lazytown's center, causing everyone to close their eyes in agony. The light was blinding, the machine was screeching like a banshee. Robbie doubled over as he covered his ears and closed his eyes tightly.
The light died down, which caused Robbie to run over to the machine immediately. The machine was perfectly fine, but had writing on the screen once again.
- - Oh - - Baby - - Oh - - Baby - - oh - -no -- -- -- no -- - -over - -
"Orgasms from a machine?" Robbie questioned aloud, "What? Is that it? There's no rememdy? No potion to give them?"
The machine punched in some more words for Robbie to read.
- - Over - - Remedy Was Light - - No potion needed - - Check in town - -
In a lightning-fast instant, Robbie ran touside and realized he didn't like running. So he calmly walked to Lazytown only to find Stephanie, Sportacus, Trixie, Pixel, Stingy, and Ziggy in the sports area playing soccer.
"It's like it never happened..." Mumbled Robbie happily.
Stephanie spotted Robbie and yelled, "Hey Robbie! Want to play soccer with us?"
"Umm..." He loked around and pinched himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming that Lazytown was cured, "Sure! I guess it wouldn't hurt for a little while.."
And off Robbie went, into the soccer game, thinking nothing but how good it felt to finally be around normal people instead of nymphomaniacs. He learned not to play with water from then on, or at least to check that it was not contaminated with aphrodesiacs and such.
As Sportacus went towards the bench during a time out, he picked up one of many water bottles and started to twist the cap off.
Robbie glanced over frantically as Sportacus brought the bottle to his lips...
"No!"