Disclaimer: I Don't Own Yugioh… I don't own Laria, she owns herself, Farrah Is owned by meditation6… The only things I own are a few Inuyasha DVDs, a couple of FMA ones and 2 Mangas… so basically I got nothing… Oh I do own Shay… but hey whateves
Laria Kaiba: I know I could've but torturing you works just as well evil laughter
WARNING: OTHER CHARACTERS
Vows Made To Be Broken:
Chapter One The HORROR
The sun shone through the window of the Palms Real World Suite. It shone on Joey's face, waking him instantly. He tried moving but found he was trapped in a pile of limbs on the floor of the suite. He groaned loudly and tried to stir, waking others with him. The doors to the suite banged open as room service came in. He wheeled a large cart stacked high with large assortments of breakfast foods.
"Good morning to our happily married couples!" the man exclaimed brightly to the tangle of half-asleep arms and legs before him. When everyone heard the word 'married' they untangled themselves and stood up. Shay was the first to speak.
"Married? Excuse Moi?"
"Yes, married, there's a lovely video of it."
"Video?" Asked Mokuba.
"Well I know I married my Malik," Said Laria, jumping up and hugging the blonde Egyptian.
"Not quite." Said the man.
"What the hell do you mean 'not quite'?" asked Malik, obviously furious.
"You mean to tell me that you all got drunk and then got married, and you can't remember who you got married to?"
"That seems to be the case." Said Ryou.
"Well who the hell did I marry?" asked Mokuba, he had just turned 18, and had brought Rebecca out for a little vacation.
"I'm so confused." Said Joey.
"That's to be expected Mutt." Said Kaiba is his usual lazy drawl.
"Seto! Don't call him a mutt! He's a puppy!" said Shay giggling then went over to the C.E.O and kissed him.
"Ew Shay!" exclaimed the other Kaiba's.
"Well, there should be a copy of the tape downstairs." With that the room service guy left.
"I'll get it!" yelled Serenity.
"Like hell you will." Growled Shay.
"I'LL GO GET IT!" Joey screamed out and ran out of the suite.
"Do we trust him?" asked Tea.
"It's Joey we're talking about…" said Yugi.
"Exactly." Said Tristan running after his friend.
"Shay why do you hate me?" whined Serenity, breaking the silence.
"You're fucking annoying and I'll slit your throat if you say another word." Threatened Shay, still in Kaiba's embrace.
"But-"
"You Bitch!" Shay jumped on top of Serenity and pulled out her switchblade from her back pocket and pressed it against Serenity's throat, not enough to draw blood.
"Ok Shay, that's enough." Said Ryou. He and Malik pulled her off the youngest Wheeler. She thrashed against their tight grip on her.
"I'm going to kill that bitch."
"Calm down." Said Farrah.
"Yeah, be a little angrier and you can have a psychotic yami just like I did!"
"But baby, you got over that." Purred Laria.
"Damn, she's shivering in the corner like a Chihuahua." Smiled Rebecca.
"I tend to do that to pusses." Shay said smiling brightly.
"You won't try and kill her again if we let you go, now will you Shay?"
"Ryou, I promise I won't kill her, yet. Not until this whole marriage thing is straightened out… But if she's the one who married Seto…" Shay turned to the frightened girl. "If you're the one that married Seto, I'm going to make you're life a living hell." She sneered.
"Don't threaten my girlfriend." Said Tristan in the doorway.
"Ah, my ex-boyfriend, do you really-"
"Where's Joey?" asked Yugi, he wanted to avoid any fighting now.
"He went out." Replied Tristan sheepishly.
"HE WENT OUT? He's not wearing anything but a pair of boxers!" Yelled Rebecca. Everyone stared at her.
"She's got a point." Said Yugi.
"My big brother-"
"No one cares about the god damn mutt." Spat Laria.
"We need to find him." Said Mokuba.
"This is a mess." Sighed Tristan.
"I wonder where he went." Thought Farrah out loud.
"To a strip club." Answered Tristan.
"HE WENT WHERE!" Screamed Mai.
"And you let him go Tristan! Nice job." Said Shay.
"We need to find him."
"No shit Seto." Said Laria.
"Well I vote we all get dressed and find him," Said Malik.
"You just want to go to a strip club." Snapped Tea.
"You're point it?"
"Me, Malik, and Ryou will look at the strip clubs." Piped in Tristan.
"And I'll go with Seto to the malls." Said Shay.
"And the rest of us will check the casinos." Said Yugi.
"Oh no, I'm going with my Malik.
"Suit yourself." Said Rebecca. With that they scrambled around the suite and got ready.
"Well this is going to be interesting." Said Laria.
"I don't feel comfortable about-" started Ryou who was then interrupted by Tristan.
"Oh grow up man!"
"Aw Ryou, that's so cute!" exclaimed Laria.
"NAKED WOMEN! Think with your balls not your heart." Said Malik.
"But Farrah-"
"Farrah was there, if she cared, she would have said something." Said Tristan.
"Good Point, so don't worry about it." Laria said quickly. She quickly scanned the crowd and saw a familiar blonde at the bar, drinking a beer in his boxers. "MUTT!" She screamed. Joey looked up, horrified.
"Oh Shit!" He drained his beer and ran out of the club.
"Dammit, that mutt is more trouble than he's worth." Muttered Laria.
"Yeah…" said Ryou distractedly. She looked over to the three boys staring at a particularly large breasted stripper in a black thong and top.
"Come on you three." She grabbed them and pulled them outside.
"Seto look at this dress! It's so pretty!" exclaimed Shay.
"Yeah, nice, do you want it?"
"Well I don't-"
"You can wear it to dinner tonight." Said Seto. His voice had that 'don try my patience'.
"Are you worried?" She asked while trying the dress on.
"About whom I married?"
"Yes."
"I do, because I don't think we go married. This has to be some sort of sick joke."
"I wish it were." She said sadly. Seto Sighed heavily.
"Well, let me see it." He said already bored with their conversation. Shay took a deep breath and walked out of the dressing room. The dress was strapless floor length red ball gown. It fit her perfectly.
"Well?' She asked.
"Amazingly perfect."
"I know." She whispered.
"What's wrong?"
"I love you too much. I hate this."
"I know." He pulled her into his lap and hugged her.
"You've become a softie."
"Only when it concerns you or my family."
"You mean you really care about Laria?" asked Shay in mock fascination.
"Of course I do, she may be annoying but she is my twin."
"Seto…" Shay gave him a disapproving glare.
"We should go."
"Yeah, why don't we go back to the suite?" She wiggled her eyebrows at him.
"We can't!"
"Why not?"
"We don't know who we married Shay…"
"You're just made because I thought of it first."
"Yes." She smiled and kissed him.
"I don't see him." Said Mai pouting.
"I don't see Yugi." Said Tea.
"There he is." Pointed Farrah, somewhat annoyed. Yugi sat in front of a row of slot machines and was furiously pumping quarters into one of them, then pulling the lever.
"Lemon! Lemon! BELL!" The group ran over to him. Yugi's eyes got wide and looked like he was about to smash the poor machine.
"YUGI!" Tea ran over to him.
"God damn machine…" His left eye began twitching. (A/N: Twitchy twitchy)
"Yo chill." Said Rebecca.
"I think we should take you home…" said Mokuba looking a little concerned for the so called 'King of Games'.
"No! Just one mo-" he grabbed a quarter and stuck it into the slot machine. "Big money, big money." He muttered over and over again. "Cherry, cherry – WHAT!" The machine had gotten stuck and Yugi began shaking. Mai and Mokuba grabbed him before he could do anything about it and pulled him away.
"Just one more, just one more, just one more." He muttered.
"He's not allowed to gamble anymore, agreed?" asked Mai.
"Agreed." Replied the group
Malik, Ryou, Tristan and Laria made their way back to the suite. When they got inside the heard load moans coming from the bathroom.
"What's that?" asked Laria.
"I'll check it out…" Said Tristan, instantly regretting it after he had said it. He saw what he assumed to be Shay's backside pressed up against the frosted glass.
"Oh Seto, oh gods, oh yes." He body went limp and they fell to the floor of the shower.
"I think we have company." Said the C.E.O. darkly. He could see Tristan's shoes in the gap between the door and the floor. Shay quickly got off of him and pulled a towel around her-self, handing a second one to Seto. She stepped out of the shower with Seto close behind and the couple made their way to the kitchen, but not before Shay pushed Tristan out of the way.
"Hey Shay." Said Laria, not noticing the other girl's attire.
"Hi! What are you guys doing back so early?"
"The better question is who you were-" Malik started to speak then stopped when he saw Seto in a white towel that barely covered him.
"Ugh! SETO! COVER UP!" Shrieked his twin while covering her eyes; trying to shake out the mental images. Malik held the shaking girl in his arms trying to soothe her. The eldest Kaiba grinned and pulled Shay into the bedroom. She put on a pair of short boxers and a wife-beater while Seto put on a pair of black sweatpants. He led her to the bed and they cuddled under the covers.
"Well that was fun." Said Shay; who was grinning sleepily.
"Mmhm." He replied stroking her wet hair.
"What ever will are significant others think?" she asked in mock horror.
"Who cares?"
"Seto aren't you curious?"
"A little bit, if it's not you I'm divorcing them."
"Well I think we're all divorcing each other."
"If you married that mutt…"
"Don't be mean to my puppy! And no, I don't think I did. But god help Serenity Wheeler if she married you." Shay clenched her fists so hard that her knuckles were turning white.
"Calm down, it'll be ok." He said reassuringly. He kissed her forehead and they fell asleep in each other's arms.
Yugi was still muttering about cherries, bells and 7's when the rest of the gang made their way back to the suite.
"Where the fuck is that boy?" asked Mai.
"Watch he's in bed, sleeping." Muttered Farrah.
They went inside and promptly put Yugi to bed. They saw Laria curled into a ball in Malik's lap.
"What happened to her?" Asked Serenity.
"Shut the fuck up you annoying ditz and mind your own damn business." Gritted out Laria.
"She saw Kaiba in a towel that barely covered him… Quite a bit of mental scarring…" explained Ryou thoughtfully.
"Did you find Joey?" Tea changed the subject.
"Yep, but he ran off…" Ryou continued, "I wonder where he is now…"
"I'm right here." Said Joey from the door.
"JOEY!" Mai ran over to him and they started making out. Laria, unfortunately for her, chose then to look up and then fainted.
Shay woke up to yelling and running. She groaned and snuggled closer to Seto. He sat up and pulled her into his lap.
"Shay?" she grumbled and nuzzled her face into the crook of his neck. He sighed and pulled her away from his neck.
"What?" she asked grunting, barely understandable to the average human, but Seto was used to his girlfriend's half-asleep mutterings.
"I want to see what's going on."
"Don't get up, please?" She hugged him tighter.
"Shay…" he kissed her forehead. Seto stood up, still holding Shay, then placed back on the bed.
"Noooooooo." She whined. Shay got up and ran over to him.
"Don't ever leave me." He whispered.
"I won't." She held his hand.
"Promise?" asked the C.E.O., looking, for the first time in years, vulnerable.
"I promise." She squeezed his hand reassuringly and they walked into the kitchen/pool room.
"Well look who decided to show up." Teased Farrah. Shay just scowled at her and saw Laria on the floor.
"What the hell happened?"
"She saw Joey and Mai making out." Explained Tristan.
"Oh…" Shay and Seto both shuddered.
"Joey, where's the video?"
"What do you mean Rebecca?"
"I mean where the fuck is the video?"
"Didn't Tristan tell you?"
hehehe…. Well that's all for now… and a very special HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY to LARIA KAIBA and her dishy twin brother Seto… hands Laria a big box and Seto a bluesy plushie
Have fun kiddies!
And remember, use a condom!