Disclaimer: I Don't On Yugioh, but if I did, well I dunno what I'd do… maybe make it less about dueling and more like the manga, I think people would appreciate that… Whatever!

Laria: Open it…. It's a coffee Maker and a gong for the show

Medi: You little vixen! I dunno why I just said that but it made me very happy!

Previously On Vows Made To Be Broken: The gang all goes to Las Vegas, gets drunk, and then gets married. We find that Yugi has a gambling problem and Laria never wants to see the Mutt making out with ANYONE again, not to mention never wanting to see so much of her twin's skin… Also, Tristan obviously fucked up royally and now we're going to find out exactly what he did….

Vows Made To Be Broken:

Chapter Two: Way To Go Tristan!

"What do you mean Rebecca?"

"I mean where the fuck is the video?"

"Didn't Tristan tell you?"

"Didn't Tristan tell us what?" asked Laria, seething.

"Um…" Tristan ran out of the room, or tried to. Shay caught him before he could go any farther.

"You've been holding out on us, Taylor?" She asked, a look in her eyes of pure malice.

"Well you see-" he began.

"Shut up and tell us." Shay pushed him against the wall.

"I'll tell you, the video's been up here the whole time." Said Joey.

"WHAT!" the whole group glared between the two numskulls.

"I went downstairs to get the video and they told me it was upstairs. So when Tristan came down after me, I told him to tell you guys… and then he probably fucked up as usual."

"Is this true?" asked Malik.

"No… I mean yes, I mean I'M SORRY!"

"You're sorry? Sorry doesn't make up for all the time I wasted today." Said Seto snarling.

"Waste of time? Is that all I am? A waste of time?" asked Shay. Her eyes flashed from anger to sadness. Silent tears began streaming down her face. She ran out of the room before anyone could say anything.

"Dammit."

"Well said Seto." Said Laria.

"Shut up."

"Make me." She said.

"I have bigger problems now…" He said.

"Well maybe if you hadn't been so mean." Said Rebecca.

"Yeah, who the hell gives you the right to make fun of her?" asked Tea.

"Where do you get off Kaiba?" asked Mai.

"All of you girls against me now?"

"Not just the girls." Said Bakura and Malik.

"Oh fuck. I'm sorry I said it."

"Don't apologize to us, apologize to her." Said Farrah. He sighed, looking worn.

"Big brother?"

"What Mokie?"

"Do you not love Shay anymore?"

"That's not it at all!"

"Then what is it?"

"I don't know, I have to go find her." He left the room and found Shay lying in their bed, curled up in a ball.

"Go away Seto."

"Shay…"

"I hate you get away."

"You don't hate me…"

"Go away, I don't want to waste anymore of your precious time." Her eyes were still closed.

"I'm sorry, and I'm sorry to make you so upset, Shay I love you."

"I said go away!" she screamed, shoving him off the bed. He recovered and sighed.

"When you're not so mad I'll come back." He left the room and went to the living room. Laria glared at him.

"What did she say?" she asked.

"She hates me and wants me gone." He sighed heavily.

"I don't blame her." Snapped Tea.

"Me neither." Said Rebecca.

"I don't know how she puts up with you Kaiba." Said Mai in Joey's embrace.

"HEY WE FOUND THE TAPE!" yelled Yugi and Tristan from the other room.

"Finally, we can figure this mess out." Said Laria. They headed into the Movie room and popped in the tape. The group watched in horror and amusement who married who. The couples went as follows:

Laria Kaiba- Joey Wheeler

Mokuba Kaiba – Mai Valentine

Shay Devlin- Malik Ishtar

Farrah Goldman- Yugi Muoto

Tea Gardner- Tristan Taylor

Rebecca Hawkins- Ryou Bakura

Seto Kaiba- Serenity Wheeler

Both Seto Kaiba and Laria Kaiba almost had a heart attack.

"I-I-I MARRIED THAT THING!" screamed Laria pointing to Joey.

"Shay's really going to hate me now." Glowered Seto. Who then pulled out his briefcase and began filling out the divorce papers.

"She's going to kill me." Squeaked Serenity.

"Finally." Muttered Mai.

"Who should tell Shay?"

"I will." Said Malik. They all looked at him puzzled. "She's my wife, it's my duty." He got up and left the room. Mai, Rebecca, and Tea swooned.

"She's so lucky to have such a great husband." They looked at each other and started cracking up.

"I still can't believe we all got married." Said Mokuba shaking his head.

"The weird part is we are all being so understanding, unlike Shay who will kill anyone who tries to stop her…" said Yugi. The group became silent, unsure what to do until they heard yelling.

"HE MARRIED THAT WHORE! THAT BITCH IS GOING TO DIE!" they then heard Malik's voice but couldn't understand and then they heard sobbing. Laria stood up and left before the others could say a word. She saw Malik hugging Shay in a friendly, comforting sort of way.

"Shhhh, Shay, it'll be alright, he's already starting the paperwork…"

"I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!" she sobbed into his chest some more. He rubbed her back trying to calm her down. Malik saw Laria in the doorway and smiled at her.

"Shay?" she looked up at Laria with red puffy eyes, her makeup running, and tear-stained cheeks.

"Hi…" she said meekly.

"Shay…" Laria said trying to say something to make her friend feel better.

"Am I doing something wrong?" asked Shay.

"No it's just…" she stopped unsure to express her thoughts. Shay got the hint and looked at her husband.

"I want a divorce, Malik…"

"Me too." He said gently.

"Nothing personal of course…"

"Of course not Shay."

"Ok…"

"Good."

"That was easy." He smiled. She laughed and looked up at a pleased Laria.

"Thank you." Said Laria.

"Laria?" they turned to see Seto standing in the doorway. Shay frowned.

"Hey Seto." She said monotonously.

"Lar, can we talk?"

"No, I'm busy." She said facing Shay.

"Seto why?" Her voice was so soft he could barely hear her.

"Why did I marry Serenity? I was drunk. Why did I say I wasted my time? Because I did waste my time… Going to malls is not my idea of fun, being with you-"

"ENOUGH!" She screamed.

"Being with you is never a waste of time." He finished. She looked at him like he had five heads.

"It doesn't change the fact that you married her."

"You married Malik!"

"Yeah, but at least Malik isn't a flea bitten bitch sister of the Mutt." Laria and Malik snickered.

"True, and I'm sorry I did it."

"I am too."

"Shay please don't hate me."

"End of the line Kaiba, I'm out of here tomorrow."

"Shay… Please can we talk?"

"It will be a cold day in hell when I talk to you again."

"Well that went well." Said Serenity smiling.

"Yeah well she'll be after you next…" said Farrah smirking from the couch.

"AHHH NOOOOO!" Serenity ran into the bathroom and locked the door behind her.

"Oh your good." Said Bakura smiling.

"What can I say? I have a natural talent of scaring people." Bakura pulled her into his lap. They began kissing but stopped a few minutes later when Laria and Malik fell on top of them.

"Ugh, you two disgust me." Said Laria.

"Us? You're the one who fell on top of us!"

"Hey shut up guys!" Yelled Joey from the kitchen.

"Is Shay really going to leave?" asked Rebecca.

"Most likely yes… I don't think it's smart though…" said Tristan.

"I'm going to go talk with her…" Tea got up and left.

"There goes a brave soul." Said Joey.

"No, she's not brave, she's been craving to do a friendship speech for a while now." Said Yugi from the hot tub.

"Now it makes sense." Said Mai.

"Ok, well um, do you thinks it's wise to leave Tea and Shay in the same room?" asked Serenity.

"Very, because Shay likes Tea and she hates you." Said Laria smiling brightly.

"Well said Laria!" said Mokuba from the kitchen.

"And furthermore…" Farrah started but was interrupted by Mokuba.

"Furthermore, they've gotten into bigger fights than this; I don't think Shay is leaving."

"She got married too." whined Serenity.

"No one gives a damn about what you have to say." Snapped Mai.

"Well my big brother-"

"Shut up, you're annoying me." said Joey. Serenity look appalled and Tristan just sighed. Tea came out looking grim.

"She's leaving in an hour."

Seto Kaiba had walked back into his room and saw Shay packing her things.

"Don't you think you're over-reacting a little bit?"

"Maybe… But it's not the first time you've done this, especially with SERENITY! I mean dear god, do you not remember Cancun?"

"We were drunk, I didn't have sex with her, we danced, then she kissed me… Shay you know I love you more than anything."

"Shut up."

"Will you at least watch the tape before you leave?"

"No." He sat on the bed and sighed.

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" she yelled.

"It's OUR room and I'M the one who PAID for it Shay!" He stood up, ready for a verbal attack.

"Is it about the money now?"

"THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MONEY! IT HAS TO DO WITH YOU HATING MY GUTS BECAUSE I MARRIED THAT FLEA-BITTEN MUTT THING!"

"DAMN STRAIGHT IT- what did you call her?"

"A flea-bitten mutt thing?"

"At least you've seen the error in your ways."

"What the hell is your problem? I'm trying to talk with you and to get it through your thick skull that it meant nothing!" Yelled Kaiba in a very un-Kaiba-like manner.

"Screw you." Shay left the room and ran into Farrah and Tea.

"YOU CAN'T LEAVE SHAY!" yelled Tea

"I'm not."

"Did you and Kaiba make up?" asked Farrah.

"No."

"Now I'm confused." Said Tea.

"I'm not leaving until I give that jerk some payback." Sneered Shay.

"I don't like the sound of this…" said Farrah.

"Oh it will be fun… Trust me…"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA or MWAHHAHAHAH whichever you prefer!