(Fang Alert)

Finding Fang didn't turn out to be that hard. He was at the center of the city with most of the weird spiders. Almost like he was waiting for something. He was either really dumb, or he had a plan. Then again maybe both… So anyway the titans followed the spiders and found Fang, who looked as weird and freaky and spidery as ever.

"Welcome to your doom Titans, and to the beginning of the Spider World…. Say hello to my family!" He did a long sweep showing off his 'family'.

"Yep, I see the resemblance", said Raven..

Fang hit himself on the head, "No you stupid titans, they aren't my real family! Honestly… I created them, as I was created, with a few new features… As I'm sure you've learned…" He said this looking at Starfire. Star took a step behind Robin. Robin thought he saw Fang lick his lips. Ew.

"You leave Star alone!" Yelled Robin.

"Shut up Bird you have no power here (extra credit to those who guess where this line comes from!).

"Actually…" Robin started to say that some bird ate spiders, but was interrupted.

"SHUT UP YOU-" Fang yelled.

Star took a step forward, "Fang, why do you fight against us? I do not understand your motive."

Suprizingly he answered, with a soft tone to his voice, " Robin went with Kitten, MY GIRL, to prom. Then you through us both in jail."

"Hey!", yelled Robin," Only because she dragged me into it against my will! She was going to blow up the city! Besides you got back together…"

"IN JAIL!" Screamed Fang.

"Well you're out of jail now, aren't you?" asked Robin, then he added, "But not for long… I advise that you dispose of all you little spider creations and come with us to turn yourself in, it would be so much easier for all of us…"

"Never!" Shrieked Fang charging at Robin.

Robin sighed, 'Why doesn't that ever work? Oh well worth a try…"

Suddenly Starfire stepped in front of Robin, Fang came to a screeching halt, "This isn't your fight girl."

"Is it not my fight? Have you not endanger my city? Have I not been bitten been bitten, marked, perhaps, but YOUR spiders? Are you NOT planning on taking over the world? If it is not my fight then why are you attempting to attack my boyfriend?", Starfire narrowed her eyes in righteous fury.

Cyborg whispered to Beastboy, "Whoa, I thought Raven was the one we didn't want to get mad…"

"Er…" Fang pulled at his shirt uncomfortably, " I was bored and it was fun?" (Where did that line come from?)

Starfire's eyes narrowed even more, "Wrong answer." As a single star bolt shot from Star's eyes, it molded into a spider web. Fang shot his own purple glob back at her, but it got caught in her web.

"Crap." Fang muttered, then the web wrapped around him several times. Helplessly, he fell over. As he fell a little control switch fell out of his pocket, conviently landing under Robin's foot. Robin did then what Robin does best, he squashed the switch, and all of 'Fang's Freaky Spiders', keeled over. Then he walked over next to Starfire.

"So, do you think now would be a good time for our first date?"

Starfire smiled, "Yes I think so."

Robin slid his arm around her waist, "Hey guys, can you put Fang back in jail for me, we have… plans."

"We'll be right behind you…" Beastboy nudged Raven Playfully.

Raven pretended to shudder, "Right…. " As the other 3 team mates started walking in the opposite dierection, Robin heard Raven say, "You know I don't see the point of putting him back in jail, he's just going to get out again…"

"You know she's right…" said Beastboy.

"Hey Fang, wanta grab a pizza before we throw you in the Slamer?" Asked Cyborg.

Meanwhile back to Robin and Starfire, "So tough week huh?"

"Yes, Tough, but worth it." Giggled Star.

"So where do you wants go?"

"Where-ever you want to go." Answered Star.

"But I'm asking you." Said Robin.

"Well in that case… I'd love to go to Florka's, they have exquiste Salkaima…"

"Er… On second thought let's just go to Red Robin…"

"Oh you own your own restaurant!"

THE END