Chapter 4
She reaches her home in a matter of 4 day because a pack of lions chased her up a tree. When she finally reached home, her father wondered why it took so long to get back. She told her story to him and he said, "Holy shit, that is remarkable!" He then asked for the sword so he can study it because he is an inventor of weapons and would like to find out the secrets if there is any.
Three days later, her dad busts into her room, while she masturbating he looks at her and says excuse me and leaves. 10 minutes later she walks down from her room and said "Next time knock before you barge in." "Now what where you going to say?" He stood up and said "I found out that the sword can multiply itself and regenerate any lost parts of any living thing that is still living or died within 6 months." So she thought "My pinky really did get bitten off by that evil fucking rabbit, and it did really grow back." With that in mind she grabbed her stuff and headed of to the woods to revive her horse, and to check the remains of the castle for other useful/magical items. When she finds what's left of her horse she takes the sword and stabs it into what is left of her horse and wishes for it to come back to life, there's a loud whistle that's almost unbearable and then a whine which makes her lookup to and she saw that her horse was alive except for it now it has two hearts!
Then she gets up, gets on the horse and heads to the castle ruins to see what else she can find. When she got to the castle she stared to dig. She digs and digs but she couldn't find anything. She almost stops digging when she comes upon the door to the dungeon. She might of left but she thought that most of the items might be under there. She opens the door and a big clawed hand grabs her left tit and the other stabs her in the stomach with a knife, she takes two bricks and smashes his balls with them, then hits him over the head stunning him momentarily.
As the time passes with the beast knocked out, she builds a wheeled cage that that she thinks might be able to withstand his might. She, being the strongest woman in the world, picked up the beast and gently set him down inside, shut the door, and reinforced the cage with steel cut out of the dungeon cut with her sword. She starts walking home when she came upon a huge, gigantic, humongous, tree with carvings cut into it that looked a lot like mythical creatures. She puts the sword against the tree to see if it was popping out or if it was carved in when she wished that if the creatures were real to see what they were really like when !pop! They came to life and raped her! And she liked it. Because she's a little fucking slut.
Other than that they were really nice and they spoke English and knew how to make the most powerful swords out of anything given to them. They walked with her to her town and then said that they couldn't go in because in the past they would terrorize towns and the prince/beast that is in the cage is the one who stuck them in the ancient tree.
They then headed off into the woods to return to their home in a hole in the tree. She takes the sword and the beast to her father and she tells him that she made tree carvings come alive but didn't tell him the part were they rape her and about them being terrorists. Three days later her father came to believe can grant the person wielding it a certain amount of wishes. She goes out of town to visit her aunt who is great at talking to animals/beasts and some other random things, I think walls. She returns with some disturbing news for her father (Billy). The message was that the beast was to escape on the third of the third month on the third hour, and he was to be killed by the beast's third claw from the beast's third attack.
Billy was about to discard the message when he realized that all of that was going to happen in a matter of 12 days, 3 hours, and 22 minutes. On the 12th day, he escaped just as told, the beast charged at Billy and Billy pulled out the sword of the beast and chopped off the beast's head and with that the beast changed back to the drug addicted prince himself then died.
