(A/N: WHOOO! I'm continuing where I left off. When Cambierres got attacked by a rampaging Lioness. Please be reminded that I am currently working under the pressure of Mystique Phoenix bearing down on me with glares to update)

(Where we left off)

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK"

(Hmm…let's think, who did it come from?)

Ade burst open the door and grabbed her blade from her side. Before staring stunned at the scene before her. Cambierres was pinned to the floor with two swords at his neck and Lady Alanna on him.

Cambierres: DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME! PLEASE!

Alanna: Shut up, you moron. Before I beat you to a pulp.

Ade: Whoa, hey, Lady Alann-

Alanna: (Heads turn sharply towards Ade)
Ade: Uh… I'll just make myself disappear now…

Alanna: (Snort) Now back to silencing you, moron.

Cambierres: NOOOOOO, don't do anyth-

BLAM!

Just then, Numair slams through the door. Carrying a vial that contained some lavender coloured liquid.

Numy: Alanna! Stop right there. Take some of this potion. It'll stabilize your condition.

Alanna: What condition?

Numy: Uh, the unstable mental condition that you got when you were a female page dressed up as a male and somehow got this unstable mental condition

Alanna: Arghhhhh, I knew that affected me somehow. Give it here.

Numy passes the vial to Alanna. Crossing his fingers behind his back, I hope it doesn't turn her blue again, he thinks. Alanna snatches the vial and gulps down the potion.

Alanna: Hey, this actually works… I feel happy…

Numy: Thank god that didn't turn you into a blue lady knight…

Alanna: WHAT? YOU HAVEN'T TESTED IT OUT YET?

Numy: Uh… Why of course not… Who else has a better mental condition to test it out on than you?

Alanna: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH, DIE NUM-

Silence.

Ade: Uh, what happened to Lady Alanna?

Numy: I have no idea

Cambierres: Hey look, there's a cute little pink bunny there!

Ade: Huh, where?

Cambierres: Right where that violent lady was standing a moment ago…

Ade, Numy and George: WHAT!

And in the spot where Alanna was a second ago…

Was a bright PINK, very EVIL-looking rabbit.

Numy: Uh oh…

Ade: Mithros!

George: MY WIFE IS A BRIGHT PINK RABBIT?

Cambierres: That bunny is cute, can I have it as a pet?

(So, somehow, that potion transformed Alanna into a rabbit. Let's see Numy take the blame from George.)

George: Numair, WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED TO HER?

Numy: Uh, she's looking like a pink rabbit?

George: Something that is not the obvious?

Numy: Uh… She's suffering the aftereffects of Daine's dirty pink socks soaked in the potion?

(I know what you're thinking. DAINE WEARS PINK SOCKS?)

George: Hey, she's actually kinda cute this way…

Just then, the bunny jumped up and bit George's hand.

George: OUCH!

Numy: She's cute if you can stand the fact that she's a cute EVIL rabbit.

George: Yupp…

Ade: Uh, what's gonna happen to her, if you forgot the real problem is that she isn't herself anymore…

Numy: Uh… I have no idea… I think I'll start on a cure right now.

Pink bunny Alanna: NUMAIR! GET ME BACK TO MY OWN SELF NOW!

Numy: Uh, sure thing, pink bunny. Uh, I mean, Alanna.

And he runs off with Alanna the pink bunny chasing after him.

Ade: Phew, at least they're gone

George: A little bit of piece now?

Cambierres: Hey… My bunny just ran away…

(In Numy and Daine's room)

Numy has managed to return to his room and close the door before Alanna got through. Daine was sitting on the bed smiling amusedly when she saw Numy in a rush to get through the door.

Daine: What's up?

Numy: SOME PINK BUNNY IS AFTER ME

Daine: Let me talk to it. I'll see what's wrong with it, and who did it injustice

Numy: About that part…

Daine: What about it?

Numy: I was the one who turned it pink…

Daine: Oh, better get working on a cure for it now, I'll try to calm it down.( She said that upon hearing that banging on the door)

Numy: Uh, sure.

Just when Numair settled down at his desk to start on the cure, Daine opened the door and a pink bunny charged in. Pouncing on Numair the instant it spied him.

Numair: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME

Daine: Uh… Cute little pwinky bunny, would you mind not hurting Numair?

Pink Bunny Alanna: YES, I WOULD MIND (She answered much to Diane's shock, in English, making it unnecessary for her to use her Wild Magic)

Daine: (Speechless) Uh…

Numair: GET IT OFF ME!

Alanna: GET WORKING ON THE CURE NOW

Numair: Sure, IF YOU'D GET OFF ME

Alanna: GET ON IT

Numair: Okay, okay

Alanna remained on Numy's shoulder while he worked on the cure. Daine sat on the bed and stared at the two of them in shock, sometimes asking " Ttttthat's Alanna?". Numair finally finished the cure at night, this time trying to neutralize the pink colour with his own dirty red socks.

(Again, I know you're thinking. NUMAIR WEARS RED SOCKS?)

The cure was finally done. And, Alanna was finally stopping with the shouting and thumping on Numair's shoulder.

Numy: Okay, Alanna, it's done

Alanna: Good, just that, I don't want to be the test object this time, YOU be it.

Numy: M-

And Alanna kicked it into his mouth before he finished what he was going to say.

And…

NUMAIR TURNED A BRIGHT PINK TOO.

Numy: What happened to me, Daine?

Daine: You're pppppink…

Alanna: (Laughing away at the colour Numair's skin was currently was)

Numy: (Doing something you people DEFINITELY don't wanna hear about now) Hey, my underwear is pink too!

Alanna: (Laughing away)

Daine: (Wide eyed in shock)

At this point, Numy goes naked. ( I know it's clichéd… but it's fun to make Numy look idiotic)

Numy runs around with his PINK underwear on, shrieking like a school boy.

Numy: WOOHOO, I'm pink!

Alanna: HEY, GET BACK HERE, I NEED A CURE, REMEMBER?

Daine: (Still wide eyed in shock)

(A/N: Hey, it's fun to have Numy look stupid. Credits to Mystique Phoenix for help with the idea. I would have made Jon naked if she hadn't said he ALWAYS goes naked, R&R please!)