Cyclops's Bad Medicine

To RogueFanKC: Hey there, Rogue Fan! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Yeah, I figured that at some point, the X-Men and the original Misfits had to get along, if at least on the battlefield. Anyway, I found it funny to write Pietro getting clonked upside the head. Oh yeah, Piotr is going to get it upside the head. Don't worry, Scott will get really zonky! Enjoy the new chapter!

To todd fan: Hey there, todd fan! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Yeah, Puff the Magic Dragon…heh heh. Of course, we all know what that song is really about…Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Slugs and Snails", "Fourteenth Century Man", and "Slugs and Snails"!

To Red Witch: Hey there, Red Witch! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Yeah, Danger Room disasters are fun! Yeah, running out of ideas sucks. Enjoy the new chapter and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Evolution XMJ"!

Disclaimer: "My Manwich!" - Phil LaMarr as Hermes Conrad, Futurama

Chapter 2: Recuperation!

The Xavier Institute Infirmary

"Ohh…" Scott Summers moaned. "My head…" He lied on a hospital bed. He was dressed in a hospital gown.

"You should be very lucky." Hank "Beast" McCoy chuckled as he looked Scott over.

"Indeed." The GI Joe medic codenamed Lifeline agreed. "The robot didn't bust you up as badly as we thought."

"I hate Colossus…" Scott moaned. "Oh God, my head…"

The Common Room

"PIOTR!" Jean Grey roared angrily as she stomped by. "WHERE ARE YOU? YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME! I CAN SENSE YOU, YOU METAL-SKINNED SON OF A…" Danielle "Mirage" Moonstar and Angelica "Firestar" Jones looked up from the video game they were playing.

"Man…" Dani whistled. "I hope Piotr found a far away and well-placed hiding spot, not to mention a place that also has shielding from telepathy."

"Yeah." Angelica agreed with a nod. "That, and a little luck."

"Hey, everybody!" Fred walked in, carrying a tray of hot chocolate. "I made hot chocolate!"

"Cool! Thanks, Fred!" Angelica grinned.

"Alright." Dani took a cup.

"OH MAH GOD! WHO WRECKED THE KITCHEN?" Rogue's screams were heard.

"Uh oh…" Fred winced.

The infirmary

"Ohh…" Scott moaned. He heard a knocking on the side of the door in. "Yeah?" Jake walked in.

"Hey Scott." The red-haired dragon mutant grinned. He was holding something. He walked into the infirmary. "You alright?"

"I've felt better." Scott muttered.

"Hey, sorry about that whole thing in the Danger Room." Jake apologized.

"Meh." Scott muttered. "It wasn't you who threw that thing at me. It was that goofball Piotr. What was he thinking?" Jake could only shrug.

"I have no idea." The red-haired dragon mutant admitted after a couple minutes. "It was most likely an accident." He remembered the thing he was carrying. "Oh, I got you a little something you may like." Jake grinned as he handed Scott the object. It was a DVD case. It depicted what appeared to be a comic-book character, dressed in a yellow bodysuit. The suit had a cowl that left his mouth, chin, and nose exposed. Over his eyes was a futuristic blue visor, and the costume had blue trunks, blue gloves, and blue boots. Scott blinked and read the DVD.

"The Adventures of the Amazing Eye-Man?" Scott blinked. Jake snickered.

"Yeah. Eye-Man. This was one of Kyle's favorite cartoons as a kid." Jake chuckled. "It's based on an old 60s comic. The Silver Age at its cheesiest."

"Eye-Man?" Scott blinked. Jake nodded.

"Yeah, about a guy who gets blasted in the face by an experimental space ray, and discovers he has all kinds of vision powers, like heat vision, X-Ray vision, laser vision, night vision, freeze vision…"

"Freeze vision?" Scott blinked in disbelief. Jake shrugged.

"It was the Sixties." The Bostonian mutant chuckled. "All sorts of silly ideas came out for TV shows and comics." He looked at a blinking Scott. "Okay, I admit, by our standards, Eye-Man is silly. But you have to admit, it is a fun show to watch." Scott stared at the DVD case.

"Alright. I'll give it a shot." Scott handed Jake the DVD case. "It's certainly better than bad soap operas all day."

"Janice, I have to tell you something…" The TV in the room blared. "I am not Brad, I am really Captain Zeebox of the Roflar fleet…"

"Geez, these soap operas really are gasping for air when it comes to storylines, huh?" Jake joked as he put in the DVD for Scott.

"Tell me about it." The X-Men's field leader groaned. "The last one I saw revealed that one of the women was actually a golden retriever in human form."

"There you go…" Jake used a nearby remote to turn on the DVD for Scott. "Enjoy!" The dragon mutant left the room. "Hey Fred, give him some of that hot chocolate you made!" He called as he walked away.

"Sure thing, Dragon!" Fred walked in with a tray of mugs containing hot chocolate.

"What's that?"

"Hot chocolate!" Fred grinned.

"BLOB!" Rogue screamed from outside. "YOU WRECKED THE KITCHEN!"

"What happened?" Scott grumbled. "No, don't tell me. I have had enough of a headache. I have to take my pills in a minute."

"Sure. I made some decaf, sugar-free stuff for you." Fred nodded. "Let's see…" He looked at the mugs, squinting in an attempt to remember which one. "Ah! Here it is!" He handed a mug to Scott.

"Thanks. I can take my aspirin with this." Scott popped two aspirin and washed them down with the hot chocolate.

"No prob." Fred grinned and left the room. Scott chuckled at the DVD.

"You shall fall Doctor Screwloose, under the might of Eye-Man and his laser-vision!" The badly-animated hero said on the TV in a cheesy superhero voice. Scott snickered.

"Jake was right." Scott chuckled. "This show is so bad. And it's funny because it's bad." He took another sip. Meanwhile, Fred was stopped by Paul.

"Hey Fred, you got Scott the hot chocolate, right?" Paul wondered. Fred blinked.

"Yeah, why?"

"I hope you gave him the sugar-free decaf hot chocolate." Paul warned. "You know, Scott needs to take his aspirin. If he mixes it with caffeine and sugar, it can make him hyper. Add on to the fact that he's a mutant and…"

"Relax, Paul." Fred chuckled. "I got it. I gave him the right one."

In the infirmary

"AAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Scott burst out laughing at the show. "Oh, God! I gotta see that again!" He reached for the remote, but he fell off the bed and hit his head. "Ow! Oh…" He moaned, but then he looked up at the Eye-Man on the screen…and grinned widely.

Uh oh! I think we have a problem! What insanity will happen next? What's up with Scott? Did Blob serve the right hot chocolate? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!