The TOTALLY Backwards Day in Hogwarts RETURNS!!
Chapter 5: Transfiguration
Author's Note: I plan to make this version shorter than The TOTALLY Backwards Day at Hogwarts School, maybe 6 or 7 chapters. I am working on The Stupid Story of Stupidity, and I am creating another Harry Potter play thing. Since the Beauty and the Beast one stunk, I am doing Charlotte's Web. I have everything all laid out..
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Harry had Transfiguration next. Saaay, his schedule is the exact same as my last fic! Imagine that.
Harry didn't want to go back to the time he had Transfiguration the last time everyone was.. backward. He shuddered to imagine McGonagall. He walked into the classroom, Malfoy tagging along behind him saying something about how he would skip all of the Slytherin classes and go with Harry instead.
Harry's jaw dropped when he saw McGonagall. Her hair was down. She had a big t-shirt with a peace sign on it and ripped jeans. She looked just like one of those American hippies from the 1970s!
"Like, take a seat, class," she said. "Today we turn a flower into a butterfly. Doesn't that sound fun?"
The class was very enthusiastic.
They, one by one, succeeded. Harry remembered that the last time this happened, whatever he did, his grades weren't affected. He decided to play around. He turned his flower into a gun.
"Hey, whoa, little wizard brother," McGonagall said in a dull hippie-like tone to him. "We respect nature. We are not violent. This is, like, going on your report."
The class gasped at Harry.
Hippie McGonagall walked away.
Harry tried his best to respect nature until class was over. He walked out the door. He spotted a boy with blonde hair and a pointy face with a smirk on it. He looked exactly like Draco Malfoy.
"Potter," the boy said on Harry's way out the door. "You sure did some good for Gryfindor today." He was sarcastic. "You know Professor McGonagall loves peace, where have you been? You know, I'd like to see things your way, but I can't get my head quite that far up my--"
"Quiet, Colin," Harry said.
"Ooh, I'm scared," Colin said.
Harry started walking. He had to go to lunch but decided to skip it since he knew the food was awful and he went to Hagrid's instead, just to see what he was like. He knocked on Hagrid's door and it flew open, revealing a Japanese karate/secret agent person.
"I am Hagrid," he said, "and if you so much as knock on my door again you will surely die. Do you know what weapons I have hidden in my clothes?"
"No," Harry said, going cautiously.
"I have a Sig Sauer in my shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in my boots, six different guns in my inside coat pockets, a handgun in an ankle pocket, a derringer two-shot up my sleeve, a dagger in my belt, garrotte wire in my watch, three stun grenades concealed in various pockets, a rifle strapped to my waist, and a good old ball bearing cosh stuffed down my shirt. Any other information you need from me?"
"No, sir."
"You'll be on your way now?"
"Yes, sir." Harry was a bit frightened.
"Get out of my face." And he shut the door right in Harry's face.
Harry was depressed.
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Chapter 6 in the works!! Have fun!
Chapter 5: Transfiguration
Author's Note: I plan to make this version shorter than The TOTALLY Backwards Day at Hogwarts School, maybe 6 or 7 chapters. I am working on The Stupid Story of Stupidity, and I am creating another Harry Potter play thing. Since the Beauty and the Beast one stunk, I am doing Charlotte's Web. I have everything all laid out..
*****
Harry had Transfiguration next. Saaay, his schedule is the exact same as my last fic! Imagine that.
Harry didn't want to go back to the time he had Transfiguration the last time everyone was.. backward. He shuddered to imagine McGonagall. He walked into the classroom, Malfoy tagging along behind him saying something about how he would skip all of the Slytherin classes and go with Harry instead.
Harry's jaw dropped when he saw McGonagall. Her hair was down. She had a big t-shirt with a peace sign on it and ripped jeans. She looked just like one of those American hippies from the 1970s!
"Like, take a seat, class," she said. "Today we turn a flower into a butterfly. Doesn't that sound fun?"
The class was very enthusiastic.
They, one by one, succeeded. Harry remembered that the last time this happened, whatever he did, his grades weren't affected. He decided to play around. He turned his flower into a gun.
"Hey, whoa, little wizard brother," McGonagall said in a dull hippie-like tone to him. "We respect nature. We are not violent. This is, like, going on your report."
The class gasped at Harry.
Hippie McGonagall walked away.
Harry tried his best to respect nature until class was over. He walked out the door. He spotted a boy with blonde hair and a pointy face with a smirk on it. He looked exactly like Draco Malfoy.
"Potter," the boy said on Harry's way out the door. "You sure did some good for Gryfindor today." He was sarcastic. "You know Professor McGonagall loves peace, where have you been? You know, I'd like to see things your way, but I can't get my head quite that far up my--"
"Quiet, Colin," Harry said.
"Ooh, I'm scared," Colin said.
Harry started walking. He had to go to lunch but decided to skip it since he knew the food was awful and he went to Hagrid's instead, just to see what he was like. He knocked on Hagrid's door and it flew open, revealing a Japanese karate/secret agent person.
"I am Hagrid," he said, "and if you so much as knock on my door again you will surely die. Do you know what weapons I have hidden in my clothes?"
"No," Harry said, going cautiously.
"I have a Sig Sauer in my shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in my boots, six different guns in my inside coat pockets, a handgun in an ankle pocket, a derringer two-shot up my sleeve, a dagger in my belt, garrotte wire in my watch, three stun grenades concealed in various pockets, a rifle strapped to my waist, and a good old ball bearing cosh stuffed down my shirt. Any other information you need from me?"
"No, sir."
"You'll be on your way now?"
"Yes, sir." Harry was a bit frightened.
"Get out of my face." And he shut the door right in Harry's face.
Harry was depressed.
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Chapter 6 in the works!! Have fun!