Cyclops's Bad Medicine

To Katherine: Hey there, Katherine! Nice to hear from you! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Enjoy the new chapter!

To todd fan: Hey there, todd fan! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! I read the new chapters of "Fourteenth Century Man" and "Mutants Make Good Cowboys", and I loved them! Poor Forge. He never gets a break with Storm. And dear God, Remy is president. Knowing him, he'd make Louisiana a separate nation! Anyway, I hope you get some good giggles out of this chapter! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Fourteenth Century Man", "Mutants Make Good Cowboys", and "Gifts and Curses"!

To Firefly25: Hey there, Firefly! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Who is Bayville's current mayor, anyway? Ah, that doesn't matter. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Reindeer Flotilla"!

To Dante Tigerwolf: Hey there, Dante! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Maybe. I don't really know about Duncan. Who knows. Think about it, a kid with the mind of a Silver Age comic book character, wandering around a modern town. The possibilities for humor are endless. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "The Z Project" and "Savage Creed"!

To Red Witch: Hey there, Red Witch! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! I read the new chapter of "Evolution XMJ", and I loved it! Man, poor Mr. and Mrs. Power. Who is…Dr. Blinder? Who knows. I certainly don't. And I'm the one writing this thing! Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "Evolution XMJ"!

To RogueFanKC: Hey there, Rogue Fan! Nice to hear from you again! I'm very glad you liked the last chapter! Is Dr. Blinder Kelly or a Cobra Soldier? Hmm…I don't really know. We shall find out, shall we? And yes, I think Fred is going to have to do a lot of apologizing. Enjoy the new chapter, and I can hardly wait for new chapters of "For Truth, Justice, And The Last Cup Of BA's Coffee!"

Disclaimer: "Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future." - Stan Marsh, South Park

Chapter 5: Meet the Bad Guy!

Downtown Bayville

Scott Summers, dressed in his altered costume, walked down the street, chest held high, and with a big cheesy grin on his face.

"Hello, citizens!" Scott waved happily. Several citizens shot him weird looks, mostly, they were tourists. Many of the native-born population of Bayville were used to the weirdness that regularly invaded their town.

"What a weirdo." One guy whispered to another guy.

"He's one of those Institute kids." The other guy explained in his own whisper. "All sorts of crazy stuff has gone down in this town since they first came to live here."

"Man, look at that kid." One guy snickered.

"Yeah, what a nerd."

"What a weirdo."

"I wonder if he realizes that there's a comic convention going on downtown." Another person suggested. "It's got to be why he's dressed like that." Scott walked up to a nearby parked car.

"Excuse me, citizen. I know this is unusual, but I am Eye-Man." Scott said to the driver, his voice still in goofy super-mode. I require your help. I need you to help me search this town for Dr. Blinder."

"Go away, geek." The driver grumbled, driving off.

"How very odd." Scott noted.

The Xavier Institute

"Boy, you really did it, Red Dragon!" Jean grumbled at the Boston-born red-haired mutant. The X-Men and the Misfits, as well as their adult caretakers, were gathered around the Common Room.

"It wasn't his fault." Althea told the redhead.

"I had no idea that Fred would accidentally give him the regular hot chocolate!" Jake groaned. "My X-Gene gives me the powers of a dragon, not a prophet!"

"Man, you and Fred are a regular Laurel and Hardy." Pietro snickered.

"I got this." Amara raised her hand. She sat up from the floor and rolled up a newspaper. She whapped Pietro on the nose. "No! Bad Quicksilver! Bad!"

"Will you all knock that off?" Pietro snapped indignantly, swatting away the newspaper.

"Nope." Amara grinned, whapping Pietro again. "This is fun!"

"Stop it!" Pietro snapped.

"Could be worse, Pietro. We could've sicced Pyro on you." Lance pointed at John, who was happily building a bonfire in a wastebasket.

"Anyway, how do we find Scott?" Tabitha wondered.

"Easy." Jake grinned. "Find a crime in progress. If there's a crime, Scott will be there to try and stop it."

"I'll go check the police band on my Joe-Com." Cover Girl nodded.

A comic convention in town

Bayville was having a great day today. Today was the day that the Bayville Comic-Con, a week-long event that celebrated the history of comic books. Fans were coming in and seeking to show off their collections, as well as add on and sell comics old and new.

"Man, this is ridiculous." An undercover Crimson Guardsman grumbled to himself. The Crimson Guardsmen were elite agents of Cobra, known for their red uniforms. The Crimson Guardsmen worked deep undercover, posing as average citizens. They were the ones who helped Cobra obtain their assets. This Crimson Guardsman, however, was none too happy. "Man, I can't believe I'm stuck here in this stupid town. 'Observe the X-Men'. What a dumb assignment." He looked down at himself. "And this costume is ridiculous!" He muttered to himself. The Crimson Guardsman looked down at his costume. He was dressed in a white lab coat, black slacks with black boots, dark sunglasses, and a classic doctor's headgear. "I look like a moron." A nerd walked up to him.

"What are you wearing?" The nerd sneered. "Dr. Blinder? Please! That character's so lame! He's was just as lame as the superhero he fought. What was his name? Eyeball Man? Whatever!" The Crimson Guardsman scowled.

"Go away, you little brat!" The Guardsman snapped angrily, making the nerd run off. "This assignment is idiotic! None of those X-Freaks will walk in here! This is a comic convention! Who assigned me to this?"

Destro Manor, Scotland

Destro Manor was a castle located in the highlands of Scotland. And dancing around on one of the towers was a drunken Destro, wearing a kilt over his regular costume. He was carrying a bottle of whisky, and he was drunk as a skunk. A radio on a brick ledge was blasting out Def Leppard's song "Wasted".

"La la la la la la…" Destro sang out loud, although he wasn't quite catching the melody.

"Destro!" The Baroness exclaimed when she caught him up there. "I've been looking for you everywhere! This castle is so big and…" She narrowed her eyes at him. "Are you drunk?"

"Hee hee hee…" Destro giggled. "I sent a Crimson Guardsman to a comic convention in Bayville!"

"The one we sent to spy on the X-Men?" Baroness blinked. "Why? And why are you drunk?" She heard a crashing.

"PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN!" A voice crowed from downstairs, accompanied by a crashing noise. Destro laughed drunkenly.

"Those idiot Dreadnoks…" Destro laughed drunkenly. "They somehow found my castle…they snuck in…somehow by the grace of God, heh heh…and now they're wrecking my stuff…" The sounds of hooting, gunshots, screams, motorcycles, chainsaws, futuristic weapons, and an English accent screaming girlishly were heard below from within the castle, accompanied by the sounds of sirens. Destro laughed. "I hate those Dreadnoks, I really do WAH!" Destro stumbled over the wall.

"Destro!" Baroness exclaimed, running to the edge to catch him. She was a little too late. Destro fell own the side of the castle and landed on the ground with a THUD and a "OOF!" He then started laughing. Baroness winced. "Oh, he's going to feel that once the alcohol wears off."

Well, well, well! Looks like we got Cobras in Bayville! What insanity will happen next? Why is a Crimson Guardsman in Bayville? Will our heroes discover him? Will Scott get back to normal? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!