A.N. A special thanks to all who reviewed, you made my day. This chapter is dedicated to Artorius my first ever review. Just a reminder, I still need a beta, and if their's any fairy tale in particular you want to see let me know. I'll do my best. Once again, thank you now read, review, and most importantly enjoy.
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Someday my Prince will come…
…And if I'd had any sense I wouldn't have gone with him.
I spent years dreaming of this guy. Of course what I didn't know is that when he came he wouldn't be looking for a partner, oh no. A girl couldn't be his equal.
So anyway after enjoying being in the sunshine, adored by seven dwarves and the general freedom of being out of my stepmother's thumb I'm picked up randomly by this handsome prince while laying in a poison induced coma.
That should have been my tip-off right there. I mean what kind of guy wanders the forest kissing probably dead girls? Something strange was going on there.
But I could forgive that seeing as he saved my life.
So anyway, he brings me back up to the palace, acting like the perfect gentleman. He sets me up with the newest gowns and corsets. On a side note corsets were obviously made by men who thought that women didn't need to breathe. Um, hello, I don't fancy death by suffocation- from my clothes!
But I digress. So he always treated me with every politeness, always, always acting like a perfect gentleman. We've been married two months and he still acts like a perfect gentleman. While this is sweet it does rather delay my plans of giving him an heir. Kids don't come from kissing.
Still, better then that Charming dude. It's a wonderful scandal, and is in every newspaper. His wife committed suicide and he ran off with her eldest stepsister the next day. 6 months later they had their first child. We were at her baptism last week.
So overall my "hubby" is nice. I just wish that, well- I HAVE A BRAIN! Let me use it. I can work, I have in the past. Stop making me some stupid figurehead who sits around and looks pretty! So I asked my animal friends to visit, told my sweetie that they should be arriving at any time now, and- wait. Was that the trumpet for the start of the royal hunt?
Snow White
The soon-to-be-divorced
A.N. R+R+E! Next is Sleeping Beauty then The Little Mermaid.