Thank you Tim and my real name is . And no, I did not forget you anonymous assasain. You're review was helpful. And Lee, I do appreciate your flame, but it was not a good flame! You could have told me how to make it better! 'this story sucks' is not showing me how to make it better! you're making me lose my temper! ggggrrrrrrrr...

who they are:Who they turned into:

Asha:Sesshomaru.

Jaken:Asha.

Inuyasha:Himself.

Kagome:Herself.

Kagura:Kikyou.

Keadu:Herself.

Kikyou:Kirara.

Kirara:Jaken.

Kouga:Rin.

Miroku:Sango.

Sango:Shippou.

Sesshomaru:Miroku.

Rin:Kouga.

Shippou:Kagura.

A/N I'm confusing myself with this. Don't worry, I'll still write more! Oh, and more Miroku funnies. And Tim, your father (Sesshomaru) is my boyfriend. lol (in my dreams!).

Chapter five, Will you bear my child?

"MIROKU NO!" Shippou (Sango) screamed.

"Hmmmmm... Looks like some beautiful women, staring at my body, and of course, Sesshomaru in that tu-tu..." Miroku thought outloud.

"MIROKU! Anything except groping PLEASE?"

"Okay." Miroku walked up to one of the women and asked, "Will you bear my child?" This earned some looks and slaps.

"YOU'RE A WOMAN!" They screamed.

"Not really beautiful, I am a man in a woman's body."

"LIKE WE'RE GONNA BELEIVE THAT!" With this, the women stormed off.

"Miroku, not again." Inuyasha said.

"Especially in Sango's body." Kagome came up behind Sango's (now Miroku's for a while) body.

"MIROKU MIROKU MIROKU I HATE YOU I'LL KILL YOU!"

"SANGO DEAR? Please, calm down." Sango said now stroking her butt. (A/N: Sango is Miroku.)

"I - HATE - YOU!" Shippou (Sango) said each time resisting hurting her body.

"I AM A PRETTY PINK PRINCESS OF A PRETTY PINK PALACE!" Asha in Sesshomaru's body ran around, curtseying, and making kissy faces at Miroku.

"YOU HATE PINK!"

"NU-UH!"

"YES YOU DO!"
"Pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink."

"Whatever. I suppose I have no time for this."

"Yes you do."

"whatever."

"MY NAME IS FLUFFY."
"Your name is Sesshomaru."
"FLUFFY IS ME!"

"yOU aRE sESSHOMARU."

"No I aM nOt."

"YeS yOu ArE."

"When I was little, I put on pretty pink dresses on me and Inuyasha."

"Not on you you didn't." (A/N: If I am confusing you, I am sorry. But I'm confusing me too. But that's the point.)

"TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID, AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS!"

"OH PLEASE! NOT THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS!"

"I believe in fairies. I am the ruler of pretty ponies land. I am in love with guys. I -"

"ENOUGH!"

"BUT I'M JUST GETTING STARTED!"

"NOT ANYMORE!"

"Do you like the moon?" Asha in Sesshomaru's body asked.

"I suppose so." Sesshomaru in Miroku's body said.

"Well, you're gonna see a moon."

"Huh?" Asha in Sesshomaru's body pulled down his pants and mooned the real Sesshomaru! But, the others saw too.

"MY EYES! THEY BURN!" Inuyasha screamed.

"ASHA! THAT'S INAPROPRIATE!" Kagome screamed.

"ME LORDS BUTT! I SAW ME LORDS BUTT! AAHH!" Jaken in Asha's body screamed.

"Pretty..." Kagura in Kikyou's body said.

"EEEWWW!" Shippou in Kagura's body screamed.

I thought it would be funny if I add a full moon in there. hehe. R&R! Oh, and ps, if you're gonna flame me, be gentle. I myself think this is confusing. But, that's in a way the point. And give me suggestions and ideas so I can make it better. And I will give you the credit for giving me the ideas. So, hope you enjoy!