A Wonderful Random Story

By: Dani, Cassandra, and Travis

Edited by: Katerina

Chapter 1:

Godzilla and the Dancing Morons

It was a bright and sunny Sunday afternoon; Dani and her two friends Bankotsu, and Jakotsu were having a blast dancing in their living room. The song 'Hamster Dance' sounded all throughout the house. Renkotsu who had just gotten off work and wanted some peace and quiet walked up the driveway to the front door. When he opened it he was utterly shocked. He looked at the three people dancing and at the one who he knew as his fearless leader: The man, the myth, the legend, the one and only Bankotsu. All respect for him was about to go down the drain, and then be flushed out to the sewers. The three didn't even seem to notice Renkotsu was there. 'Morons…' Renkotsu thought then walked back out. He drove off towards down town in hopes to find peace and quiet. Search on Renkotsu. Search on.

Yes, it was indeed a b-e-a-utiful day: The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, a warm breeze was blowing, and Godzilla was attacking down town. Wait. Godzilla's attacking? Oh no, Renkotsu! "Damn this all to Hell!" Renkotsu yelled out, in pure frustration.

He was just about to walk into his favorite coffee shop when Godzilla crushed it under his foot. Renkotsu grumbled, then got into his car and drove recklessly away. Godzilla continued trashing the town. (Insert Power Puff Girl theme song here) "Hurry up girls we're almost there!" Blossom yelled out as her and her sisters soared through the sky like flying, soaring things.

The Power Puff Girls rushed to the scene, but stopped dead in their tracks, when they saw a group of five teenage girls. "Who the heck are you guys?" Buttercup yelled out.

"I'm Sailor Mars!"

"I'm Sailor Venus!"

"I'm Sailor Mercury!"

"Sailor Jupiter!"

"And I'm Sailor Moon! And we are the Sailor Scouts!" One by one each the girls introduced themselves, and struck a dramatic pose while doing so.
"Back off Barbies! This is our town to protect!" Buttercup yelled at them again.
'Hee hee Venus rhymes with penis!' Bubbles thought and giggled. Well the Power Puff Girls and the Sailor Scouts got into a huge physical fight.

Meanwhile, Napoleon Dynamite was at his house cooking quesadias, when he heard the ruckus outside. He stepped out onto his lawn to see what the commotion was. "Fricken gosh!" He said out load as he saw Godzilla standing over his house.

Godzilla picked up his foot and crushed Napoleon's home under it. "Fricken hey!" Napoleon yelled out in anger, only to be smacked into outer space by Godzilla's Tail.

Back on earth Godzilla was still wreaking havoc, when out of nowhere the wonderful, the astonishing, the Magical Trevor appeared out of nowhere with his leathery whip!

Everyone loves Magical Trevor,
Cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever.
Look at him now disappearing the cow.
Where is the cow heading right now?
Taking the bow it's Magical Trevor.
Everyone seen that the trick is clever.
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip.
It's made of magic and with a little flip.
Yeah, yeah, yeah the cow is back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah the cow is back.
Back, back, back from its magical journey.
What do you see in the parallel dimension?
You saw beans lots of beans, lots of bean, and lots of beans.
Oh, beans, lots of bean, lots of beans, lots of beans.
Yeah, yeah.

With one flick of his magic, leathery whip (that's made out of magic by the way), he disappeared Godzilla to the fiery pits of Hell! Or so he thought. Up above the clouds in the sky, up in outer space on the moon, Godzilla appeared. "Fricken Gosh! You're everywhere I go!" Napoleon yelled.

Godzilla let out a roar and started to chase Napoleon around the moon. Napoleon hid in a cave in hopes that Godzilla wouldn't find him. His hopes were crushed when he felt the ground shake with every step Godzilla took. There was nowhere Napoleon could go he was trapped, and now Godzilla stood yards in front of him. It would take a miracle to save him now. Either a miracle or a large group of penguins that is! Penguins circled Napoleon, and Godzilla it seemed like there were thousands of them. About ten penguins carried Napoleon off and locked him in a cage towards the back of the cave. The other penguins shot tranquillizers at Godzilla. Godzilla fell with a loud thud, and the rest of the penguins tied ropes around him and drug him off. They locked him up behind titanium doors so they knew he had no chance of escaping.

Back on earth hundreds of reporters were questioning Magical Trevor. "Who are you? And where did you come from?" One asked

"I am Magical Trevor!" He said then vanished into thin air.

Everyone was baffled, where did this Magical Trevor go? Where did he come from? Did he wear boxers or briefs? All these questions and no answers; only one thing was for sure, this wouldn't be the last time they saw Magical Trevor! Magical Trevor was now worshiped by millions and millions of fan girls (and some fan boys), all over America (and some places in Barbados), who masturbate at the sound of his name.

But little did they know that: In a Galaxy far, far away, that is yet to be discovered by mankind: One small wizard has taken a step into the impossible. The Wondrous, the one and only, Magical Trevor has called Galaxy Numa Numa his home! In a small puff of smoke Magical Trevor appeared in front of his humble home (made out of cheese). He walked in and set his magical whip down on a night stand by his bed, then got in bed and went to sleep for the night.

Back on earth, Renkotsu had finally found some peace and quiet at a small lake just outside of town. He sat under a tree for about thirty minutes, and then got up to go home. He heard a bunch of people scream; he turned around to see what all the commotion was about, only to be run over by a bunch of screaming Magic Trevor Fan girls (and a fan boy that was lacking behind). "Damn this all to Hell!" He yelled out in frustration once more.

He got in his car and drove off home. 'They should be done dancing idiotically now.' He thought. And boy was he wrong; he pulled up in the driveway, walked up to the front door, and opened it. He rolled his eyes at the sight of Bankotsu, Jakotsu, and Dani still dancing but to the song 'Magical Trevor'. "Hey Renkotsu, why don't you join us? This is so much fun." Bankotsu said happily.

'Well, I've got nothing better to do.' Renkotsu thought. He sighed and walked over to them and started dancing idiotically also, and the four danced the night away.