A Wonderful Random Story
By: Dani, Cassandra, and Travis
Chapter 2
Yay for School and the Russian Communist!
It was five o' clock in the morning, and Bankotsu was woken up by loud music playing in the living room. He tiredly got up from bed and walked down the hall to Dani's room with his Banryu. "Dani! You left your music on in the living room again!" He yelled and banged on the door.
There was no answer. "Dani! Get your ass up and turn that damn music down!" He yelled louder, and banged on the door harder.
This time when there was no answer he slashed the door down with his Banryu, waking Dani up. "Go down stairs and turn that bloody music down." Bankotsu ordered pointing his Banryu at her throat.
"What are you talking about? I haven't listened to my music in the living room in weeks." Dani said while yawning.
"Well if it's not you then who is it?" Bankotsu asked.
"Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else it's getting me frustrated!" They heard someone sing downstairs.
"That couldn't be!" Bankotsu and Dani said at once.
They went downstairs to see-
"Renkotsu!" Bankotsu yelled out. "What are you doing?"
"I was just turning the stereo off big brother. Dani must have left it on last night." Renkotsu lied.
Bankotsu and Renkotsu both looked at Dani questionably. "Screw you! I don't even listen to Avril Lavigne!" Dani shouted annoyed.
Right about then Jakotsu was walking through the living room. "Filthy woman! All you think about is sex!" He yelled at Dani.
"Shut up!" Dani yelled, and then stormed out the door.
"What's her problem?" Jakotsu asked.
"I dunno she woke up that way." Bankotsu replied.
"Come on Stewy everyone has to go to school at some point in their life." Peter said trying to get Stewy ready for school.
"Goo goo gah gah…" Stewy said trying to make it sound like he wasn't ready for school.
Peter picked Stewy up, took him to the car and drove to school. They got to the Pottersville Elementary School and walked to Stewy's classroom. "Mr. Suikotsu?" Peter asked approaching the teacher
"Yeah?" Suikotsu said turning around.
"This is my son Stewy; he's a new student here." Peter introduced Stewy to his teacher.
"Just sit it over there..." Suikotsu said not interested.
Peter sat Stewy down in a corner, knelt down in front of Stewy and said; "Now Stewy behave while you're here. Daddy's going to be at the strip bar." Peter said then rushed off.
Soon all the students arrived, there wasn't that many; it was just Bubbles, Buttercup, Blossom, Shippo, Stewy, and Blossom (who was at home sick). Bubbles was watching the class pets; Squirt, Dori, and Nemo (Who was plotting how to get out of the fish tank and back to the sea.). Buttercup was arguing with Stewy because she accidentally stepped on his toe. And Suikotsu was glaring at Shippo on the count of Shippo being in the Inu gang.
"The outrages I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten!" Stewy yelled at Buttercup for dunking his head in the fish tank.
"No I will not be forgetting these outrages! Nor will they be forgot-"
"Yeah whatever just get in your seats…" Suikotsu interrupted.
The class stopped talking and sat down in their seats, except for Stewy who was still complaining about Buttercup.
"You with the big head!" Suikotsu stood up and pointed his claws at Stewy, and yelled. "Drop and give me fifty!"
At the Potterville High School everyone was busy doing their work. Except for Ed and Cassandra who were of coarse making out in the halls. "Damn this all to Hell! Mr. Feeny's coming…" Cassandra complained.
"Let's just hide in the lockers." Ed suggested.
Cassandra agreed, and they both went to a nearby locker. They were about to open it when-
"Grawr!" Bankotsu jumped out of the locker at Cassandra.
"And whatever you do Katerina; stay away from them." Feeny told a new student he was introducing as he walked by.
"What the Hell are you doing Bankotsu?" Ed yelled as he wrapped his arms around Cassandra.
"Popping out of lockers and scaring people, what does it look like?" Bankotsu answered.
"And why are you doing that?" Cassandra asked.
"Awe, come on its fun!" Dani said popping out of the locker that was next to Bankotsu's.
"Ok!" Ed and Cassandra agreed then jumped in the two lockers next to Bankotsu and Dani's.
They heard footsteps walking through the hall that sounded like they were getting closer. They all jumped out of their lockers and yelled.
"Arg!" Ed yelled.
"Don't smoke pot!" Dani yelled.
"Leave or die!" Bankotsu yelled.
"I don't want your stinking eggs!" Cassandra yelled.
"You know, most people just wave to say hi." Mr. Feeny said who wasn't at all amused. "And get to class."
"But Mr. Feeny I love you." Bankotsu said.
"Get out of my face." Mr. Feeny said then walked off.
The four shrugged then got back in the lockers, and shut the doors, and waited for their next victim. They heard a voice that sounded like it was getting closer, and then stopped in front of the lockers. "Sneak attack! I'm going to sneak attack! I'm going to sneak attack you tomorrow at three p.m.!" A boy named Eric shouted at a not amused Topanga.
Topanga just walked into her next class; Algebra with Ryan Stiles as the teacher. "You better watch out for when I-" Eric was interrupted by Bankotsu, Cassandra, Dani, and Ed jumping out of their lockers and shouting at him.
"I'll eat your heart!" Bankotsu yelled.
"Cheese is good for the soul!" Cassandra yelled.
"Jesus will change your life!" Dani yelled.
"Grawr!" Ed yelled.
They all shouted at the same time, and fell to the ground laughing as Eric ran away screaming like an eight year old girl. The four got back up and got in the lockers again. A few minutes later they heard someone ringing a bell, and shouting. "The British are coming! The British are coming!" It was a little boy, running through the halls.
Bankotsu, Cassandra, Dani, and Ed again jumped out of their lockers and shouted at the little boy.
"Grawr! I don't have any underwear on!" Bankotsu shouted.
"Doom doom doom doom d-doom!" Cassandra sang.
"I am Batman!" Dani yelled
"Damn it! I ran out of things to say!" Ed shouted.
"Ah the British are here! The British are here!" The little boy yelled and ran down the hall faster, while ringing his bell.
Walking slowly behind him was the new transfer student; Pablo Sanchez. He was short (even shorter than Cassandra), he looked green and hairy, and always wore a sombrero. "Pablo Sanchez I am. Yoda I am not. A draft I do feel." He said and walked in the direction of the little boy.
"Well I better get to class." Dani said.
"You should have done that when the bell rang. You all have detention, now get to class." Mr. Feeny said walking back down the hall.
"I don't wanna!" Cassandra yelled in defiance.
"Ok!" She quickly changed her mind.
Bankotsu and Dani sighed and went off to class; Algebra with Mr. Stiles. And Cassandra and Ed went to Drama with Mr. Mockery. "Well look who decided to show up." Mr. Stiles said as he greeted Bankotsu and Dani at the door.
"What, do you think you're too smart for my class? Huh? Huh? What? Do you? Do you? What's two times two?" Mr. Stiles yelled.
"Four…." Bankotsu and Dani replied at the same time.
"No it's not four!" Mr. Stiles yelled.
"That's what we said…" Dani replied.
"What's that Missy Prissy? Yeah that's right! Sit down!" Mr. Stiles yelled again.
Dani and Bankotsu rolled their eyes and sat down. "Now Class-" Mr. Stiles was about to start class when he heard a thud on one of the windows.
"Everyone duck and cover! Duck! And Cover!" He shouted then turned off the lights.
"We're dealing with Russian communist here." He said seriously then heard another thud. "No wait. Russian Pokemon Communist. Everybody Sh!" He shouted.
'You have got to be kidding me…." Bankotsu thought.
"Don't move a muscle. Who knows what those Commies are capable of." Mr. Stiles whispered.
Just then in front of the window popped-
"Pablo Sanchez I am, Commie I am not. A draft I do feel."
"Hey it's Pablo!" Bankotsu exclaimed.
"What? Who's Pablo?" Mr. Stiles asked.
"The guy who just said: 'Pablo Sanchez I am'." Dani said sarcastically.
"Ok, why is he green?" Mr. Stiles asked.
Bankotsu and Dani just looked at each other. "Radioactive power plant I grew." Pablo said.
"No! No! No! No! You have to put feeling into what you say." Mr. Mockery shouted at his drama class.
"Cassandra stop singing the 'Doom Song'!" He yelled again.
"Someone needs a hug." A little boy said trying to hug Collin.
"No I don't need a hug!" Collin yelled.
"Now everyone take your places! Tammy say your line!" Mr. Mockery shouted.
"The queen my lord is dead…." Tammy said.
"No! No! No! You did it again! You can't just be like; 'the queen my lord is dead'." Mr. Mockery Explained.
"You have to be like; 'the queen my lord is dead!" He yelled then threw himself on his knees to the ground.
"Yeah, whatever…." Tammy replied.
"Now, Pablo read your line!" Mr. Mockery ordered.
"To be or not to be I am; the question that is." Pablo said.
"Brilliant!" Collin rejoiced.
Collin was just about to go congratulate Pablo when he saw Olivia swinging from the curtains. "Olivia stop swinging from the curtains!" He yelled.
"And Ed you stop fondling Cassandra's arse!"
"Cassandra stop singing the 'Doom Song'!"
Later that afternoon when Bankotsu, Cassandra, Dani, Ed, and Travis were all sitting in the detention room; Ed and Cassandra were once again making out. "Mr. Elrick, I would appreciate it if you would stop trying to swallow Cassandra's face." Mr. Feeny said.
"Travis you know better than to draw in detention." Mr. Feeny said as he picked up the paper from Travis's desk, crumpled it up then threw it away.
"No stop you fool!" Travis shouted as he watched Mr. Feeny throw his hopes and dreams away.
After detention ended, the students and Mr. Feeny was walking out of the school. "Now I hope you have all learned a valuable lesson from this." Mr. Feeny said.
Right as they got into the parking lot a bomb landed on the school, and it exploded (since that's what bombs do, you know.). The students and Mr. Feeny went flying through the air. Travis and Mr. Feeny landed in the dumpster, Cassandra landed on top of Ed, and Bankotsu landed on top of Dani. "Bankotsu I think you dislocated my vagina!" Dani cried out in pain.
Travis popped his head out of the dumpster right about then. "That's it the Russians are going too!" He said.
Dun! Dun! Dun!