Differing Viewpoints On…
~ Wind ~
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Another day, another heist, thought Hakuba as he watched Inspector Nakamori bumble around the area that was shortly going to be the stage to the infamous Kaitou Kid.
He watched the numerous numbers of people nearby with only passing interest. One never knew if one of those people was Kid, or actually one Kaito Kuroba, high school student and classmate, in disguise. Hakuba noted that the local weather forecasters were once again incorrect about the day's weather. It was not clear and sunny; instead it was gray and windy.
"Eeeek," shrieked one girl as a gust of wind came up and under her skirt and tried to show the nearby people what underwear she was wearing.
Hakuba noted for future reference that wearing his Inervess coat on a windy day would be unwise and potentially embarrassing. For who knew if it would fly up and tangle in his legs causing him to fall?
Just as Hakuba completed this thought another gust of wind displayed the view up the quite short shirt of a girl photographing some nearby architecture.
She looked around at the nearby people to see if anyone had seen. She gave what initially Hakuba had thought was an embarrassed 'Eep!' and scuttled quickly away.
By this point, however, the detective in Hakuba's brain caught up with everything he had seen in the passed minute. He blinked twice as the pieces came together. One, the view up the skirt displayed something that females most definitely DO NOT have. Two, Kid was known to cross dress. Three, this was the location of a heist that was to begin in three minutes and 48 seconds.
Finally, Hakuba's body began to function again as he shot off after the 'girl.'
"There's Kid, he's disguised as that girl," yelled Hakuba as he ran by some of the patrolling officers.
Needless to say Kaito was supremely embarrassed that his cover had been blown. Quite literally.
So, he decided to change clothes and start the heist a little early.
Kid made it up, over, and through the officers guarding the object of this day's heist and seized it.
Despite being pursued by the relentless Hakuba and indomitable officers of the Taskforce he made it to a nearby balcony and deployed his glider.
With a graceful jump he launched into the air, only to have a gust of wind blow him down towards the ground and suddenly push him up and in loops.
I don't think I like wind very much right now, Kaito thought with chagrin written all over his face as he struggled to keep control of his glider.
Hakuba smirked not feeling like the day had been such a loss. For despite the fact that Kid had gotten the jewel, Kid had been embarrassed, not once, but twice by the wind that day.
Maybe wind is not such a loathe thing after all, Hakuba thought.
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Hehe. As much as I love Kaito and Kid this opportunity was too good to pass up. We know he cross dresses, heck, he used a urinal dressed up as a girl once (I own all three volumes, so I can see the insanity that is Magic Kaito sometimes). Maybe now he won't cross dress on a windy day, right? ^_^
