"Hey mom, have you seen Hermione? We can't find her any where?" Ron asked.
Last time I saw her she was upstairs with Ginny." Mrs. Weasley said, making lunch. Ron and Harry went upstairs. They heard two people arguing. It was coming from Ginny's room. Ron opened her door.
"Your boobs are bigger than mine!" Hermione yelled.
"No! Yours are much bigger than mine!" Ginny yelled back.
"Um, we don't mean to interrupt." Harry said awkwardly. Hermione and Ginny looked up at Harry and Ron, just releasing they were there.
"I'm glad you guys are here. I want you to settle an argument for us. Whose boobs are bigger? Mine or Ginny's?" Hermione asked, facing them. Harry looked a little dumbfounded. Ron tried to look away from the girls.
"Um. W-well. Um. S-she's my sister! I can't judge!" Ron said, a little upset.
"Then who's going to help us settle this argument?" Ginny asked frustrated.
"I will!" Harry said, raising his hand.
"Ok Harry. Who's are bigger? Mine? Or Ginny's" Hermione asked once more.
"Ok. I'll look at yours first Hermione." Harry stared at Hermione's boobs.
"Ok. Now I have to look at Ginny's." Harry looked at Ginny's boobs. At this, Ron looked at Harry.
"No! Stop looking at them!" Ron said. Harry looked at Ron.
"But how am I suppose to tell who's boobs are bigger?" Harry asked.
"I don't know." Ron said.
"I could always feel them." Harry said, reaching his hand out to touch Ginny's boobs.
"If you touch my sister I swear to god I will hurt." Ron said darkly.
"Fine. I think Hermione's boobs are bigger anyway." Harry said.
Well, thanks for reading. Sorry if this story scared you. I was sleep deprived when I wrote this. Please review. Please feel free to flame.