Disclaimer: Johnny is mine, all mine. It's just Jack that belongs to Disney, right? Of course it is!

Ch. 7 Captain Jack is Back Ready to Attack

Norrington left the dinghy to retrieve Jack's pants. Jack grinned amusedly after the Commodore, knowing that he had bothered him by being...Jack. The Captain then looked at the guards, noticing that they seemed familiar.

"Have I threatened you before?" Jack said, his voice full of his roguish accent. His face was plastered with a grin that no one else could master.

"Umm...Captain, sir...actually, we did meet you before. At the docks. When you came to Port Royal. Mr. Sparrow, Captain, sir." The guard swallowed repeatedly.

Jack laughed. "Sir?...I've never been so insulted in me bloody life. Do I LOOK like I want to be called 'Sir'? DO I?...if so, I have become a disaster of an excuse of a pirate...can either of you sing?"

The guards looked at each other in terror. Then, the man on the right nodded his head 'Yes'. Jack's face glowed with delight.

"Oh lovely! A eunuch then, are we?...did it hurt? I would imagine so. Does it make you more popular with the ladies?" Jack received a sharp pain in his side- Will's elbow being the perpetrator. "OW! BLOODY 'ELL, THAT-...oh, 'course, sorry luv. Old habits die hard...No ladies for me, boys, I'm already taken." He kissed Will's cheek.

The guards looked at each other uneasily. Then, they looked in the opposite direction, pointedly being very interested in the grains of sand on the island. Jack, being the more self-confident one, took liberty and justice into his own hands.

"...Oooohh! scary! I kissed 'is cheek! GAAAHH, run away! Ye might get contaminated!" Then, Jack stood up and leaned towards the guards, grabbing their faces and turning them towards him. He put his face inches from theirs. "Have you ever been so in love, gents, that the world stops when you're around your whelp? So in love that eating doesn't matter?...SO IN LOVE, that you only feel complete when you're with them?...If not, do not judge others, boys...AH! Almost forgot! There is an exception to everything- believe me, guardies, there is- so, do not make me repeat this, THERE IS AN EXCEPTION TO EVERYTHING!" Jack released their faces and sat back down. "Well, now that we've got that all straightened out, I'm feeling rather good about all this!"

The guards nodded, each of their faces a canvas of fear. Quickly, they became quite enamored with their shoes, examining them in great detail. Jack smirked, obviously quite amused with his display. Will looked over at him, unconsciously smiling. Looking at Jack, thinking about him, made Will think about all of the reasons why he loved him. His smirk, his "don't take any shit" attitude, his comfort, his understanding- everything that made Jack the perfect person for him. As he closed his eyes in his happiness, warm lips pressed to his in a surprise attack.

As the world melted away, Will kissed Jack sweetly, bliss imbuing into every part of him. He would quite happily snog Jack for the rest of his life and be wonderfully content.

"...errr, Jack?...Mrs. Sparrow?...I MEAN, MR. Sparrow!...the Commodore is coming...and I'll let you guys have your own cell, I don't mind...but if he sees you kissing, he might change HIS mind..." The guard on the left quickly blurted out.

Jack slowly ended the kiss, his eyes alight with a passion that Will knew would be continued later...but for now, the suspense was enough to make him happy.

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Will's back was on the cell wall, his arms grasping to bring Jack's face closer to his. He could no longer feel his own lips, but that was of no importance. Jack liked control, so as long as Will was enjoying himself, the Captain was happy. So, obviously, the Captain was always happy.

Jack pulled away for a moment, his forehead resting against Wills. He grinned, his arms encircling the lad and pulling him into a close hug. Jack just wanted to make sure that he wasn't dreaming; that his love really was there. He was. He was always there. Jack held him close. Then, he whispered in his ear "C'mon, lad, we'd better get some sleep..." It took Jack a lot of reminding to get Will to realize that they couldn't sleep scooped up together- they had to sleep apart. If Norrington saw that, he reminded Will, they could be split up permanently. So, reluctantly, Will agreed.

As Jack woke up the next morning, he reached over, trying to feel where Will was. He wanted to spend the whole day in his arms, being happy. Frustratedly, he opened his eyes.

Will was gone.

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