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All in the Family

Chapter 3: Fights, A SON?

Everyone sat board. The game of monopoly was taking forever and they were getting sick of it.

"Do you guys want something to drink? Wine or anything!" Shiori ask rummaging through the fridge.

"You know I don't drink Shiori!" Atsuko said folding her arms, "Some pop for me please!"

"Since when do you NOT DRINK?" Yusuke said rather loudly. Atsuko looked at Yusuke strangely, "I never touch the stuff, besides Shiori shouldn't be drinking either, she's only eighteen!"

"WHAT!" Kurama shouted, "Eighteen?" "Yeah so?" Shiori replied holding a wine shaped bottle in a brown paper bag, "Your point?" Kurama took the bottle from Shiori, "How about a coke instead?"

"Why?" Shiori asked looking at Kurama. "Because you're well…um… it's not good for you." Kurama said nervously. "So" Shiori said, "I'll need a better excuse then that!"

"Well…"Kurama said the first thing that came to his mind, "Your…um…well… pregnant!"

"WHAT?" Shiori shouted, "There's NO way I could possibly be…pr…preg…pregnant?" Atsuko took Shiori by the arm and led her to the bathroom? "NO!" Shiori shouted, "This is just great! What am I going to tell my PARENTS?"

After several minutes the two returned to the others. "Is everything alright?" Kurama asked kindly.

"Did it sound like it?" Shiori snapped angrily, "How the HELL did you know?"

"Well…uh…" Kurama fumbled placing a hand behind his head and laughed, "He he…lucky guess?"

"Yeah" Shiori said rolling her eyes, "Sure it was?"

Shiori walked up and glared at Kurama.

Before Kurama knew what was happening Shiori had him in a headlock, "Tell ME THE TRUTH! YOU NO GOOD LOSY POOR EXCUSE FOR A MAN!"

Hiei couldn't resist a snicker, Hina just glared at him, "And WHAT ARE YOU SNICKERING AT?"

"Nothing" Hiei said striating up quickly.

Shiori looked at the other girls still holding Kurama in the tight headlock that he couldn't escape, "Girls we still need to teach these amateurs a few things!"

"Yep" Hina and Atsuko said in unison.

"Sayuri's asleep so." Atsuko said popping her knuckles and walking towards Yusuke. "This will be fun…"

"I can't wait!" Hina said squaring off at Hiei. Shiori continued to beat up on Kurama. Atsuko charged at Yusuke top speed and began to throw fast and hard punches that all Yusuke could do is block!

Hina charged towards Hiei whom turn and ran.

"GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD!" Hina shouting kicking her speed up a notch and cut Hiei off. Throwing fast hard punches that even Hiei had to try really hard to block.

"Why won't you fight me?" Hina asked as Hiei continued to attempt to get away from her.

Hiei sneered, "I don't fight people I do not no…" "That's a bunch of bull!" Hina said eyeing him with the same sneer. Hina just smiled at Hiei grabbing his arm and pinning him down.

"You will fight…" she said, "Or you will die!" Hiei simply sneered pulling Hina off of him the best he could. Hina sneered evilly at Hiei, "So be it! DIE?"

Before Hiei knew what happened Hina attacked him and cut the circulation off to Hiei's lungs. Hiei hit his knees as he slowly began to suffocate, "…h…Hel…p"

"KOENMA!" Yusuke shouted, "DO SOMETHING!" A rouge punch only knocked out, Koenma, who had no idea what to do, attempted to stop the fighting.

Both Yusuke and Kurama collided into each other in a failed attempt to fiend off their own PREGNANT MOTHERS'. Neither one could get enough edge on the women to escape long enough to help poor Hiei.

"Mom" Hiei's voice choked out as she glared at him, sadly she could not understand him. She with one swift motion returned Hiei's airflow. "Now," she said angrily, "What was that you said?"

Hiei rubbed his throat and stood up, "I said Moo."

Hina growled as the other two stopped fight and held on to their "fighting partners". All the guys could do was watch the fight between Hiei and Hina. Hina then leapt at Hiei so quickly he was not even close to being prepared. Hina pinned him down and began to pummel him without a thought.

"I could use a little help" He sent telepathically to anyone who would listen. Kurama thought quickly and glanced at Kuwabara in awe. He's never seen Hiei not defined himself, let alone the fact the person beating Hiei up looked like his beloved Yukina.

"Kuwabara" Kurama said to Kuwabara's mind hoping his planed work, "Can you believe Hiei's mothers going to be the one to kill him?"

"HUH!" Kuwabara replied in shock, "Hiei's Mother?"

"What Kind of mother would kill her own son?" Kurama's plan had worked.

"Hey, LADY, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO KILL YOUR OWN SON?"

Hina's eyes grew wide; as she really got her first good look at the guy she was fighting. Her head shot over to Ryu who was standing on the other side of the room with Yusuki and Kochi. "No" slowly escaped her lips as she covered her mouth. How had she not noticed it before their energy signals were alike? She got up quickly tripping over Hiei's foot. She scrambled up to her feet and ran out of the room as fast as she could.

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