Starfire flew high into the skies, aiming to enter her home from the rooftop entrance. As she ascended higher and higher into the skies, a thought came to her.

'Why do I see a planetary Galorfkalishgast? Stars and planets are not part of our home. Hmm… Did anyone take my tower and throw it into a KlefGreansteu?'

As this thought lingered in her mind, the Titan's beeper started to blink.

"MY BOY Robin… where is your location. I have tried to come home, but I am afraid it was abducted by a Glorfkansash and thrown into a KlefGreansteu. Are you hurt?"

The boy wonder sighed through the communicator while chuckles were heard in the background.

"No Star, you just flew too high up. You're in outer space right now."

"Oh. So you are not being attacked by the Setrumkras?"

"Uh no Star, we're being attacked by giant mustard monsters who's using its bad smell to poison us" said a young, high-pitched voice. –Beast Boy

"Oh Beast Boy! No! I will come and assist you in your battle against the mustard monsters!" Starfire screamed causing the entire solar system to vibrate, forming an unbalance strong enough to vibrate the entire universe.

Her scream also destroyed all forms of circuitry, including the communicator.

With that, Starfire flew back to Earth as fast as she could.

Back In Titan's Tower.

"Way to go Beast Boy, you know Starfire's stupid enough to fall for that! How the hell are we gonna fix Cyborg up?" Terra screamed at Beast Boy.

Cyborg, lying on the ground, started to blink, and got back up.

"It's alright y'all; I installed a backup just in case she did that… HAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

Terra, Robin, and Beast Boy stared at him with huge eyes. After the long moment of silence, all four of them began to laugh simultaneously.

Everyone but Raven who only allowed a smile to escape her lips.

Starfire's P.O.V.

She rushed down and saw Titans Tower. The glimmering reflection of the river produced images that appeared to look like 'Robin being strangled by a Mustard Monster'.

"If you hurt MY BOY THEN YOU WILL PAY! I WILL USE MY STARBOLTS AND STRANGLE ALL OF YOU! THEN I WILL SUCK ALL OF YOU BECAUSE YOU HURT MY BOY!" She screamed, only this time, instead of destroying the circuitry, her large, mustard SUCKING mouth destroyed every animal in the 1 mile vicinity.

(Her Tamaranian powers are so violent --)

With that she started throwing star bolts everywhere, including the tower.

Titans Tower

Raven sensed Starfire coming in with such ferocious rage that she thought it best to channel her force field telekinesis into Cyborg. Cyborg, still laughing like all the rest, opened his cannon and fired it into the sky. Black energy surrounded Titan's Tower, and the 1 mile vicinity they knew Starfire was stupidly going to attack.

Starfire

"O no! They have brainwashed Raven and has used her telephone powers to protect them. If any of my friends have hurt MY BOY, they will all die!"

With that, she flew straight down, thinking that she would just phase through the field completely oblivious to the fact her star bolts apparently haven't.

THUD! Starfire hit her head at 97 miles per hour. Starfire stirred and gasped.

"O no! They have brainwashed Raven and has used her telephone powers to protect them. If any of my friends have hurt MY BOY, they will all die!"

She flew back up and dove down again.

THUD!

She stirred once again and gasped.

"O no! They have brainwashed Raven and has used her telephone powers to protect them. If any of my friends have hurt MY BOY, they will all die!"

This went on for a good two hours.

Titan's Tower

"Ump... Hold on now... There she goes again… 'Thud' AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH!"

Cyborg and Beast Boy were clearly enjoying Starfire repetitively smash her head onto the force field.

"This is pointless. I think we've had enough of Starfire's stupidity for one day." Raven interjected.

"HEh Heh... Come on now Rae- EHEHEHH eheehe. " Terra responded.

Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Terra were having the time of their life.

"AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH!" Beast Boy yelled.

"Robin, you are her possession, shouldn't you like… uhmm you know… hEHehe… be her Boy and save her?" Terra said to Robin, returning from a silence no one expected from her. Yeah right, her eyes were tearing up and her mouth was bubbling up from the suppression.

"What happened Terra? I'm sorry; I was actually researching and taking notes of how long it'll take for her to go down, permanently." He responded intently watching Starfire.

Cyborg and Beast Boy stopped laughing and just stared at him with shock.

Raven snickered, put her hood up and began to fly towards Starfire, phasing through the roof.

…Later that Day.

After 5 hours of the Titans' explanation that it was all just a dream, Starfire finally understood and began to continue her day.

Cyborg and BB were playing their video games, while Terra was trying to explain that Starfire is not a monkey in a c.d. player's form. (How stupid can she get?)

Raven went over to the couch and sat next to Robin.

"What did you mean, take her down permanently?" she asked.

"Well, if you haven't noticed, there is no way I can get rid of her. Back on that planet we were stuck on, (STRANDED) I kept explaining to her that I didn't want to be her boyfriend but her friend, that's a boy. But she knew exactly what it meant." Robin took in another breath of air.

"She began to ignore me and become powerless because of it. She knew that boyfriend meant 'the courting of a girl and the giving of flowers and chocolates.' There was really no other choice. She would have broken up the team with that attitude if I didn't say yes."

Author's Note: For everyone who has said Robin loves Star, watch STRANDED closely. You'll see that she wasn't as stupid and innocent as she looked. She knew what boyfriend meant and was going to break the team apart unless she got her selfish way.

Raven looked at him with such amusement that even through her emotionless mask, Robin could see the mischievous smirk that was dying to reveal itself.

Robin glared his eyes at Raven and all she did was stand up and say: "Well good luck with that escaping your Master, Starfire's pet." She turned around and left to go to her room.

Starfire's P.O.V.

'Hmph. That Raven is after MY BOY. No one goes after MY BOY. HE is MINE. No one else's but MINE. HE is MY PROPERTY. He is nothing but a toy I play with for MY pleasure. She will not take MY BOY. MINES, MINES, MINES! NO ONE ELSES BUT MINES! ALL MINESSS!'

With that thought in MIND (get it? HAHA), she smiled so innocently and kindly to Terra like an angel made in heaven, when she's actually a demonic creature in the inside spawned by the fiery depths of Hell. MuAHAHAH!

I just want you all to know this is a one-shot. I just came from reading nasty Flames that people didn't even ask for. So I made this story up in one hour. It's dedicated to EVERYONE who has ever been flamed in their life. It's MY –get it? Story and I am expecting to see some nasty flames! But if you RaeXRob fans would like to support me, your reviews are welcome too.

BUT FOR NOW, THE ONLY THING I WANT IS NASTY FLAMES!