Hello fellow RobxStars! It's so much fun without me updating isn't it? Well, sorry to be the party pooper, but I'm updating! Yay! Wow, this is so exciting. I forgot what it's like to actually do this! Anyway, since my friend still hasn't received an apology from the infamous Prince V., let's begin shall we?

Oh, and by the way, I've noticed that you RobxStars are clinging on to the RobxStar 'canon' relationship. Well guess what? I'm destroying it! That's right! I will be moving the topics from cartoon to comic, and here, you will see how real their love really is!

Starfire, elegantly flying back to New York's Tower, is wearing a body wrapping purple, leather costume that barely covers her body, (check out any comic book she's in… that's right… she' OVER-exposing herself, don't you think?) her fiery hair soaring behind her leaving a trail to easily detect her.

As she descends on the roof of the Tower, Nightwing, along with Raven and Cyborg, emerge from the entrance door and greet their fellow Titan.

"Raven, is that really Starfire?" asks the masked leader.

(Nightwing couldn't tell the difference between Starfire and the shape-shifter Mirage. That's right, in the New Titans, back in the early 90's, Mirage captured Starfire and assumed Starfire's role. Mirage, appearing as Starfire seduced and made love to Richard.

After a few weeks, Richard still believed that Mirage was Starfire even though Mirage was acting differently.

What's that called again? That's right… true love is it? Well, if he can't even tell the difference between his 'supposed true love Starfire' and an imposter "Mirage", of course he LOVES her.)

"Yeah Dick, she's back." Cyborg sighs.

Nightwing, feeling lonely that night, then takes Starfire's hand and brings her to his room.

(You'll see where I'm going, all in time.)

The next morning, they were lying naked, well Richard was somewhat covered but Starfire wasn't.

"So, you finally change your mind DICK?" Starfire teasingly asks, as she rolls over to look at him.

"What happened Starfire?" Richard, lost in thought looks at her. "Oh, no, I was feeling lonely so I decided to be with you for the night."

"Oh…" was all Starfire could say.

(Now, I don't know about you, but the Outsiders comic book 24 has Starfire treated like a nightly booty-call. The only thing that was missing was if he threw a twenty dollar bill at her… I know many of you Star haters were itching for that to happen but… even I have my limits… that's just wrong)

"So…"

"Listen Starfire, I'm thinking right now." Nightwing abruptly states.

(Remember, this is an excerpt from a "CANON" comic book! So, for those of you who think this is sinking down low, well tough cookie, because this really happened in that issue!)

"Well, Richard, umm… I'll just go. But remember, I'm engaged to Karras, so if you want to stop it, object in the wedding okay?" Starfire weakly whispers.

"Yeah, whatever." Nightwing responds.

(Here's a glimpse into how Nightwing would react if Starfire were to REALLY get betrothed. Just check out The New Teen Titans (2nd not 1st, people get confused with that), and anything to do with Starfire wearing a gown, this is exactly what happened.)

… Before the wedding.

"Oh DICK! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU !"

Starfire screams after Richard, as Richard, deep in thought, walks away.

Flashback

"Dick, I'm betrothed. I'm sorry." Starfire quietly informs.

"You're what?" Richard surprisingly asks.
"I'm going to be married to Karras. It's for the better of the people."

The doors suddenly open.

"Princess Koriand'r. The first ceremonial feast will begin shortly."

"Dick, please, prevent this wedding from happening! I wan to save my people, but stop the wedding!" Starfire sadly cries as she is about to enter the grand stage.

Richard follows Starfire and listens to what the ceremony is.

"Tonight, we will witness the first ceremonial feast! The battle between Koriand'r and

Karras will begin to prove that their love and devotion to the union will be equal in Strength!" the host loudly booms.

"Go!"

With that, Richard witnesses Starfire and Karras wrestling in the grand arena, both are wearing almost nothing at all. Starfire and Karras continue to grasp each other's bodies, each one intertwined in the other.

Karras finally finishes and puts her in a grappling hold, until Starfire finally gives in. The two, now officially stops the fight, turn around, and share a passionate kiss in front of the Tamaranian audience

Later that evening…


"I'm sorry Starfire. But, I can't do it!" Richard weakly replies.

"But…"
"No… You're on your own."

Richard then leaves her doors, leaving her in this fragile position now, screaming I love you throughout the Royal House.

"Dick… no." She continues, sobbing on the floor. The doors finally open, revealing Karras, the young Tamaranian.

"Koriand'r, why do you weep?" He asks.

"Nothing Karras." It's nothing.

With that, the two covered in darkness, make love.

The Next Day (Wedding Day)

(Remember, this is all CANON. Check the comic references I told you and you'll see the proof for yourself. Of course I can't plagiarize, but its cut down to the vitals.)

"Do you, Koriand'r, take Karras to be your beloved Husband?"
Starfire, turns around and watches Dick sit comfortably down next to her teammate, Jericho, watching the wedding proceed.

"I… I… do."

(He doesn't do anything! He's just merrily watching them get married, without the care in the world! All I can say is read the canon comic)

Returned to Earth – (After a while… she comes home… blah, blah, blah… then this is where ANOTHER CANON is brought into the mix.

Now, this excerpt is taken from the 99's Titans #1 – 3, right after the Technis Imperitive.)

"Starfire was staying in Bludhaven, with you! But, why!" the original Titans all gave him shocked looks.

"Listen guys, there's nothing going on between me and Star. She's sleeping on the couch!" Richard coolly retorts.

(Sleeping on the couch? Hello! First of all, Starfire is way bigger than him, so she should get the bed. Secondly, why would she sleep in the couch if he LOVED her?

Remember… all CANON… refer to the comic books I assigned you to research and I'm not mistaken!)

"Alright" Donna insists. "Whatever you say…"

"Donna, can you tell her to join the New Titans? I don't know how she'll take it." Richard shyly requests.

"Sure."

Bludhaven

"Starfire, hey girl!" Donna cheerfully greets her.

"Hello Donna, don't tell Dick I went out to attack this villain. He doesn't want me going out of the apartment. He says he doesn't want his public image to be ruined by my presence." Starfire worriedly asks.

(Remember. This is all Canon. Now this issue you can see in the Technis Imperitive graphic novel. All the way at the back, Starfire and Donna have a little chat on how Nightwing would be embarrassed if Bludhaven saw her anywhere near its city!

Oh, the signs of true love.)

"Sure Star, no problem.

Well… how'd you like it! I know you liked it. Anyway… that's it for now. I'm kind of preparing my next chapter for more CANON evidence on Starfire and Nightwing's downhill relationship. Until next time!

Starfire Chokes On Mustard.