Onegai! Tsunade-Hime

Disclaimer: look in Prologue

Chapter 1: I'm 14 you old hag!

Waking up from his peaceful slumber, Naruto noticed that it was already late into the afternoon and that he was still in the forest where he found that girl that came out of nowhere. Standing up he decided that it was time to go home. After walking for a few meters he stopped dead in his tracks when a voice from behind him called out "Who are you?" Naruto whipped around to see that it was the girl from before "Hey you're that girl from before! Why did you hit me all of a sudden?" the girl rewarded his statement with a glare "Serves you right pervert" "I am not a pervert, it was an accident okay, I suddenly got drained by this weird gate thing, there was a flash, and then you appeared" at the mention of the gate thingy, both boy and girl directed there gaze to a spot where it looked like an explosion had happened but found nothing.

"It's gone" Naruto said "What is" said the girl "There was this big gate here a while ago it was black and had a weird paper thingy on it" the girl directed a skeptical look to Naruto "I see, and this gate you speak of just vanished after you touched it?" "Yeah" a moment of silenced passed as the two contemplated what to do. Naruto decided to break the silence by asking "By the way, what's your name?" "Isn't proper to say your name first before asking someone else's name?" "Oh…sorry"

Naruto stood up and gleefully said "I'm Uzumaki Naruto" Uzumaki? The girl thought then he must be related to him "I'm Tsunade the best and most beautiful kunoichi in all of Konoha!" "Kunoichi? You mean you're a ninja too?" Naruto asked "That's right" "Well I'm the best ninja and the future Hokage!"

An image appeared in Tsunade's mind, the image of the smiling face of a young boy Onee-chan my dream is to become Hokage.. Seeing that Tsunade looked a bit sad, Naruto approached her and asked "Hey, are you okay?" "Un, I just remembered something" Naruto started walking out of the area "Oi, where are you going?" Naruto turned around and replied "I've got to go home the genin examinations are tomorrow" "Wait, do you mind if I walk with you?" "No not really" Tsunade stood up from her position and followed Naruto out of the area about half way before they reached the village a figure dropped from the trees. Because Tsunade came from a time when Konoha was at war her immediate reaction was to draw a kunai and face the newcomer "Who are you!" when it turned out to be none other than the Sandaime "Tsunade?" he asked "Sarutobi-Sensei?" said a shocked Tsunade.

Then more figures dropped from the trees and revealed themselves to be ANBU who immediately took hold of Naruto and held him down much to his displeasure "Oi Jii-chan what's the meaning of this!" Naruto screamed as the ANBU attempted to hold him down. Sandaime signaled the ANBU to release Naruto and they did so. Sandaime regarded Naruto and Tsunade before turning to the rest of the ANBU "All of you return to your posts nothing has happened" "Hai!" they responded before disappearing in a puff of smoke. Sandaime turned and addressed the remaining two people "Now why don't we go to the tower and discuss this matter in private"

Scene Change-

Standing in front of the Hokage's desk, Naruto and Tsunade stood quietly beside each other. Naruto was about to speak up but the Hokage beat him to it "So Naruto, you were training and then you found this "gate" that after touching, you felt like it was draining you of energy and then she appeared am I correct?" Naruto faced the Sandaime and replied "Yes" Sandaime looked at the two again and then said "And Tsunade was it?" "Hai, Hokage-Sama" "After gaining consciousness you saw that Naruto had passed out due to charka exhaustion and you looked after him?" "Hai, After this brat passed out-" "Oi Oi what do you mean by brat huh! I'm 14 years old you know!" Tsunade stared at him in disbelief "No way, you're 14 and yet you're this short?" she said before bursting into laughter "Then you're not only a brat but you're also a shrimp" Tsunade said between gasps of breath. Naruto turned red at the statement "Well you're not so tall yourself and how old are you anyway!" Tsunade stopped laughing and stood up "Just so you know I'm already 18 years old but most people say that I only look 16 OHOHOHOHOH" and struck a pose.

Both the Sandaime and Naruto sweatdropped at the site People only said that because they saw the one and only Tsunade-Hime punch the equally famous pervert Jiraiya out of the village after a comment about her age thought the Sandaime. "Hah if I'm a shrimp then you must be an old hag!"

The temperature suddenly dropped then before Naruto knew what had happened to him he had been punched through the floor and back into unconsciousness.

The Sandaime took a puff of his pipe before regarding Tsunade "I am so proud to see that you did not slack off in you're training" Tsunade suddenly remembered that she was in the presence of the Hokage and that she had punched a hole in his office "Please forgive my rudeness Sarutobi-sensei" Sandaime took another puff of his pipe before waving a dismissing hand "No need to apologize, things like that are easily repaired". Tsunade looked through the hole at the unconscious form inside it "If you're worried about Naruto I have arranged for him to be taken home by his academy teacher".

The Sandaime's voice suddenly turned serious "Now who are you really and where are you from?" Tsunade turned to face the Sandaime and said "I'm Tsunade from the village of Konoha granddaughter of the Shodaime and medic of the team you lead Sarutobi-sensei" "I'm inclined to believe you however that information is too general, maybe something more personal will convince me" Tsunade thought for a moment before she said "There was this one time that Jiraiya explained that his skills improve when peeping and you said that next time you would go with him."

Sandaime turned red at that statement "How do you know that?" Sandaime said, an expression of shock on his face.

Tsunade sighed then said "I told you already I know because I'm Tsunade" "Then can you explain why you look 32 years younger?" Tsunade looked at the Sandaime and shouted "Have you become senile sensei! Why would I want to look 32 years younger when I'm not even 50?" Sandaime sighed "Then tell me about how you got to the forest that Naruto was training in?" "All right, it was when we were on a mission…."

Tsuzuku

Whew, this is the longest chapter I've written yet