Letter From A Fan Girl

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone, even Snape though he is quite foxy.

A.N.: Just for the record I'm not Melika that would be my friend who is obsessed with Snape. This is for you Meilka!


To: Professor Severus Snape

From: Melika

Age: 12

Location: Florida

Dear Professor Severus Snape,

My name is Melika and I would just like to say, YOU ARE THE SEXIEST FOXIEST GORGEOUS SLYTHERIN MAN ALIVE! I love the way your hair is greasy, how Goth you always look and of course you're silver and green Lamborghini. Don't go making any more evil plots without me, you no I love to plot evilly! MUHAHAHAHAHA! Remember to get the flying gear checked on the Lamborghini fixed because you don't want to get stuck over the ocean again, though we found a way to entertain ourselves: wink, wink:. I cant wait till our wedding, its at La'Bob Manor and then were going to the Caribbean! Of course you all ready know that just making sure. Anywho, remember its on he 23 of March. I'll be waiting for you to pick me up tonight.

Love,

Melika (your future wife)