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Kyo: and hyper too. ((stares))
Me: o.O; How'd you escape the CLOSET of DOOM?
Kyo: you left the door ajar.
Me: and...Yuki?
Kyo: Dunno, don't care. For all I care he can jump off a building.
Yuki: ((appears out of nowhere and Throws Kyo high up in the air, hitting his head on the ceiling))
Kyo: damn...rat...((nosebleed))
Me: Wow...it is true...you can hear your lover say your name even if one's far away...n.n;;
Yuki and Kyo: ...((glare))...
Me: I'll THROW YOU BACK IN THE CoD AGAIN!((threatens))
Yuki and Kyo: ...feh...whatever
Me: ...annoying teens...Kyo's pro'lly going through PMS...and Yuki...pro'lly the same too...
Kori: START THE DAMN STORY!
Me: WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND! I gotta do reviews first. Sheesh...stupid teens and their stupid hormones...
Kyo, Kori, and Yuki: ...
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Kyo: we noticed...a LONG time ago...
Me: Quiet you stupid neko.
Kyo: grr...((glare))
Me: ((grins))
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Yuki: now she's going to get a swelled head…
Kyo: doesn't she already have one?
Me: anywayz I'm glad that this story is really cute, and thank you for your support!
Herzlied: Yes I am a YukiTohru fan. BUT! I also like good old((new)) yaoi. as in...Kyo Yuki! lol sure! dun worry 'bout it! your not being nosy! you just sound like Tahru for a second! lol Tohru. I like to call her Tahru. That's what my character is going to call her! wow...I love Tohru Yuki parts too...lol...whose Ritsu? I'm only on...volume...three? moving on to four? lol yea yea...I haven't gotten that far...I'M GETTING THERE THOUGH! lol. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! This will have a total of YukiTahru fluff. a bit one sided YukiKyo...((grins innocently))
Yuki: Wtf...((glares)) ONESIDED YUKIKYO?
Kyo: ...((turns red))...
Me: Kyo seems to think it's a good idea...see? ((points to Kyo)) He's turning red. BESIDES! He's the one who told me to add in a part with only you two.
Kyo: WTF NOOO I DIDN'T! YOU LITTLE LIAR!
Me: ((grins)) oh you know you want Yuki! Even Tahru thinks that! don'tcha Tahru?
Tohru: ((grins)) Yup!
Kyo: ((turns red again))
Me: Besides, there's no kissing in it...not yet anywayz...((laughs evilly)) ;)
Yuki: ((glare intensifies))...what about the fans? THE REVIEWERS! WHAT ABOUT THEM? ((points to reviewers))
Me: I'm sure they won't mind. Will you mind if it's a bit one-sided YukiKyo?
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Me: See :)
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ON WITH THE STORY!
oh yea...this is like...about week after everything happened. So I just want to prepare you for that...hope your dun mind. A little bit of the first few pages will be about the day after Kori arrived, and then when you see bold lettering...it's a week later...dun dun dun...hope I dun confuse you ppl!
Chapter Title: Blackmail part one
morning later...
"Yo...Kori is it?" Kyo asked, "you need to wake up."
"...ung...five more minutes Daddy..." Kori mumbled...and turning around a wrapping herself deeper into the blankets. Kyo sighed, and walked out of the room.
((Tohru's room))
"Tohru-kun?" Yuki asked, "You ok?"
"mmphmm" Tohru mumbled getting up slowly and yawning, "Yes...Yuki-kun"
"Great..." yuki said slowly admiring Tohru's beauty, "Hey...about yesterday...I love you too Tohru.." Yuki blushed three different shade's of red. As did Tohru, But she smiled, and threw herself at him hugging him furiously...((A/n: I'm so so so sorry if this sounds so...cliché lol))
then she kissed him on the lips, which Yuki gladly returned. ((A/n; I'll put in a more...descriptive kiss later if you ppl want...))
"Yo! Tahru And Yuki!" Kori pranced in, hair dishevel, "Break it up! you gotta breathe sometime!" Yuki and Tohru, quickly broke apart, turning ten different shades of red. Kori sniggered,
"Oi! Kori where the hell are you!" Kyo shouted running into Tohru's room. "One minute your in my room-"
"our room"
"Right our room-WAIT ONE MOMENT!" Kyo seemed to have realized what she said, "OUR room? You just got here yesterday morning!"
"So?"
"SOO!" Kyo retorted, "You can't just waltz in here and decide where to stay!"
"Hm..." Kori seemed to think about this. "You're right"
"I am?"
"He is?" Yuki said surprised.
"Yea." Kori nodded, "He is right sooo, I'll be taking your room Yuki!"
"ok- WAIT A MINUTE!" Yuki shouted, Tohru sweatdropped, "WHY MY ROOM!"
"Because, You and Tohru are together now right?" Kori asked, "I mean, I just came in here and caught you frenching her,"
"Frenchin?"
"Kissing her with Tongues.."
Tohru and Yuki blushed even harder then before...
"No..." Kyo said, "You can share my room with me..."
Kori beamed.
"Yay!" Kori danced around Kyo, who was steadily growing more annoyed, "You really are nice Kyon-kyon!"
"Don't CALL ME THAT!" Kyo shouted, Kori merely grinned innocently at him, Kyo blushed.
"So will we be sleeping together?"
Everybody in the room choked and or turned even more redder then before.
"Wha...what?"
"Like...Are we gonna sleep in the same bed?" Kori asked innocently, not knowing and or understanding what she just said,
"That...sounded sooo wrong..." Yuki said.
"You shush! Your going to sleep with Tahru here when you two are ready!" Kori stated, "and or when Yuki just can't stand it anymore and bangs-" Kyo had now successfully dragged Kori out of the room.
"What did I do?"
Couple hours later;
"HOLY CRAPPERS!" Kori ran out of Kyo's and hers' room, running down the stairs three at a time, and tripping and tumbling down the stairs.
"ow, ow, ow, ow" she mumbled after landing on her head, then she heard someone laugh at her, "This isn't funny." she pouted, sitting up and rubbing her head, that was painfully throbbing, then she heard a sigh,
"Here," a hand was placed in front of her, she looked up to see Kyo, looking down at her, waiting…patiently, She pouted again, and grabbed his hand, then he pulled her up and into his chest to check the bump on her head, "Jeez…You shouldn't run down those stairs." Kyo muttered, shaking his head, Kori blushed but quickly got rid of it,
"Do you have a phone?" Kori asked quietly
"What?"
"Do you have a phone!"
"Huh? Oh yea…it's in the hallway by the kitchen."
"thanks Kyo-kun!" Kori smiled at him, making him turn red.
Kori ran towards the phone skidding to halt, Kyo walking into the kitchen, passing her and shaking his head, Yuki, Tohru and Shigure were in there also. Kori began dialing her friends number…
"231-254-5897" she said to herself…then waiting while it rang on the other end, then a voice answered…
"hello?"
"Hey Kaze!" Kori said hesitantly…quickly shoving the phone away from her ear, and in front of her, when she heard a breath of intake;
"KORI? IS THAT YOU!"
"Y-yes"
"WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN! WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU!" everybody in the kitchen heard the shouting from the phone and sweat dropped, Kori was grinning while she sweat dropped as well
"I'm ok! Dun worry, I'm here in the Sohma Household, They're taking care of me, while I-"
"TAKING CARE OF YOU! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED! AND WHO THE HELL ARE THE SOHMA'S!"
Kori sweat dropped again…
"The Sohma's are…my…friends…from when I was little! Remember I told you about them?"
"OH YEA!"
"Mind not shouting anymore? And Where's Fuaiyaa?"
"Don't change the subject! Answer me! What happened?"
Kori sighed and began telling Kaze what happened.
"…Damn…well…HEY LOOK Fu's here! Here she wants to say hi"
"QUIT TREATING ME LIKE A CHILD DAMMIT! JUST CAUSE I GET IN TROUBLE, EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE, DOES NOT MEAN I'M A CHILD!" Kori could hear Fuaiyaa yell over the phone and sweat dropped, everybody in the kitchen too.
"Hey Kori! How are you?"
"I'm fine Fu, how are you?"
"I'm fine, Hey you left your purse and stuff over here in our mansion." Koris' eyes widened, she forgot about her bag with her wallet.
"Right sorry, send it over here will you?"
"ok! What's your address?"
Kori told Fu the address while she wrote it down.
"mind if we come to? I mean, I want to meet you friends from the Sohma household. Is it ok?"
"Dunno let me ask…" Kori poked her head into the kitchen and asked Shigure if her friends could come…
"They aren't as loud as they seem do they?"
Suddenly a loud booming came out of the phone,
"Kaze no! he didn't mean it! Please back away from the phone! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
They heard Fuaiyaa's shrieks, and more banging and stuff till Kaze's voice came on,
"I'M NOT LOUD YOU, PERVERTED OLD MAN! CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND-"
Some how Fuaiyaa managed to snatch back the phone, and replied,
"I'm sorry about that Sohma family I hope you can still let us come over, I promise she won't belike this when you allow us to come over."
"BE LIKE THIS MY ASS! I'LL BE AS LOUD AS I WANT TO BE!"
"Don't listen to her. She doesn't mean it."
"TO HELL I DON'T!"
Kori sweatdropped. And looked at Shigure, hopefully. "Can they?"
"Sure, I don't mind, as long as you keep that psychotic girl away from me,"
More shreiks from the other side of the phone came and Yuki, Tohru, Kyo and Kori sweat dropped,
"YOU ASSHOLE! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS SOOOO BAD! WATCH YOUR BACK!"
"KAZE SHUT UP!"
"…"
"Ok! He said you could come, but come in two weeks ok?"
"ok"
"Send my purse though. Like right now, because I need it."
"Ok Kori!"
"Good, see you then, then. Bye Fu and Kaze!"
"BYE!" click and she hung up.
"OW MY FRIEKING EAR MAN!" She shouted as soon as Kaze hung up. She placed her hands on her ears and held them there. "I can't hear anything! I'm BLIND! I mean…I'M DEAF!"
Everybody sweat dropped.
"What?" Kori asked,
"…"
week later
"TAHRU!" Kori pranced into the kitchen. Kori had already settled herself into the Sohma household just as quickly as Tohru. "You need help cooking?"
"No thanks, Kori" Tohru smiled.
"Are you sure?" Kori asked "C'mon Tahru! Let me help you! it's already unfair you have to cook for three lazy, one perverted might I add, Tahru, and two constantly fighting boys, one your man, and the other...and the other...Kyo!" Kori seemed to have lost her thoughts for second. Her mind had gone completely...Blank. Making Tohru laugh.
"KYO!" Kori shouted.
"WHAT?" Kyo shouted back from the roof. "What the hell do you want!"
"What do you consider yourself?" Kori asked, as Kyo jumped off the roof and walked in through the door.
"What?"
"What do you consider yourself?" Kori asked again. patiently.
"Um..." Kyo thought for a second. "AN INCREDIBLY GREAT FIGHTER!"
"you wish..." Yuki muttered under his breath. Walking in through the door as well.
Kori sneezed and kept on sneezing until she was sure she had everyone's attention...
then she looked up and said,
"Sorry, I'm allergic to Bullshit" Yuki sniggered, and Shigure, laughed.
"I know that's right" Yuki said. Kyo glaring at Kori who merely winked at him, he-who-talks-bullshit-turned red.
"WHAT WAS THAT RAT BOY!" Kyo shouted.
"THAT SETTLES IT THEN!" Kori shouted happily, making Kyo and Yuki look at her confused at what she was talking about. "And the other one, meaning Kyo, Tahru, an incredibly big idiot!" Tohru laughed.
"Don't be mean Kori." Tohru said, trying to stifle her laughter with the back of her hand. Kori put on a mock disheartened look and replied
"Your the one who laughed! AND!" Kori shoved her hand towards the ceiling index finger pointing upwards, "IT'S TRUE! NOW!...Let me help you cook, or else I'll make fun of you too." Yuki and Kyo sweatdropped at how fast she changed the subject. Tohru laughed again. Yuki looked at her fondly. like...((A/n: I'm sorry if this is bad...)) Lovey dovey...((A/n: DON'T KILL ME! lol)) Tohru caught his look and returned the smile, making Yuki turn a nice shade of crimson, just as Shigure reentered, Kori looked at Yuki then at Shigure...
"Hey, Shigure!" Kori shouted her hand flying over her head as a wave, she walked over to yuki and grabbed his head, and turned it to face Shigure, who had a questioning look on his face as to what she wanted, And what she was doing, "I want this color in my room!" She pointed to yuki's face. Who was still crimson. Yuki shook his head ridding Kori's hands of his head. And glaring at her. She just smiled innocently.
"TAHRU!" Kori was once again bounding over to Tohru helping her carry a heavy pot of water over to the stove. Her face mock serious. And Tohru seemed to let out a stifled giggle, the pot seemed to sway and water flew out of it and flew to the floor. "Oh no! TAHRU! THE ACID HAS FALLEN! NOW IT'S GOING TO MELT THROUGH THE FLOOR! WHAT EVER SHALL WE DOO?" Kori and Tohru placed the heavy pot on the stove.
"Hmm..." Tohru seemed to calculate..."WE NEED PAPER TOWELS!"
Kori saluted Tohru but hit her head with her hand, hard.
"ow...YES GENERAL TAHRU!" Kori grabbed four paper towels and gave two to Tohru.((A/n: Try saying Two To Tohru ten times fast...lol)) and together they dried of the water that fell to the floor.
"Alright." Kyo seemed to have gotten annoyed, "Who the hell gave you sugar?"
"Um..." Kori starting thinking...then...her mind...went...blank..."What?"
Kyo sweatdropped.
"Who gave you sugar?"
"Dunno...some stranger..." Kori said "Strangers have the BEST candy!" ((A/n: This is a quote. Don't actually do this.))
Kori turned around and faced Tohru.
"Awaiting your next orders, Tahru-kun!" Kori saluted again, hitting her head. "ow..."
"Ok! Will you get the vegetables and meat and...noodles, for Mizo soup?"
"SIR YES SIR!" Kori shouted..." I mean...MA'AM YES MA'AM!" Tohru laughed again and turned around. While Kori ran and tripped on her shoe lace falling down and hitting her chin..
"Kori fawl down...go boom" she mumbled, loud enough for everyone to hear, she had those swirly eyes in her eyes. She heard chuckling, and two arms encircled her waist pulling her up.
"How can a Ice Angel be so clumsy?" Kyo asked, letting go of her, Kori rubbed her chin resentfully,
"I resent that" She said. Kyo rolled his eyes. "I'm not clumsy...I'm just...not clumsy!" Everybody sweatdropped.
Kori turned around again to get what Tohru told her to get, and tripped again...everbody sweatdropped again..
"Damn." She pushed herself up again sitting on her butt one leg bent upwards and the other bent down pointing the wall while she looked like a chibi tying her shoes. "Damn Damn." She stood up again and turned running into wall...
"I think this place is cursed." She mumbled at the wall wagging her index finger at them. They just laughed. 'cept Kyo of course.
Finally getting the food, Kori and Tohru finished it with out further interruptions except of courseYuki and Kyo arguing over who was more...better then the other...
Kori finally popping a vein anime style, said,
"I KNOW HOW TO SOLVE THIS!" She said energetically, "We see who can last the quietest! Who talks first will have to pose for this camera. This poses consist of cross dressing, sexy poses, and...any other pose I can think of." Knowing that Kyo and Yuki never refused a challenged agreed and she smirked.
"Oh and one thing, Tahru here will be my accomplice. One way or another we'll get our Pics." She said threateningly. She smirked evilly too. A hint of Malice in her eyes. Yuki and Kyo gulped. "This challenge starts now." She grabbed Tohru and dragged her up to her room to talk to her. Leaving Yuki and Kyo in a glaring contest.
"Well Tahru, I hope your ready for this." Kori pulled out two small clear bottles out of a trunk she placed in her's and Kyo'sroom. "These things right here are, sleeping doses! We'll slip these in the boys drinks!"
"But will it hurt them?" Tohru asked worriedly.
"Nah dun worry Tahru!" Kori reassured "It'll just knock 'em out for about..." She looked at the labels again..."Three hours!" Tohru sweatdropped. "I told them I'd get those Pics of them one way or the other," She laughed evilly, "Plus I want Blackmail." Tohru looked at her uncertainly,
"What will I do?" She asked.
"You, my dear friend, will slip this into their drinks. Because it'll look less conspicuous." Kori sweatdropped, "And I'll raid your closet for girl clothes! ok?" Tohru laughed,
"Yea,sure."
"ok! hold on...let me raid it now before we go down..." Kori and Tohru walked into Tohru's room. Kori handing her the doses, and began looking in her closet..."Hm...this look a bit too short...How do you wear these things without showing your underwear while bending down?" Kori asked. Tohru blushed.
"I don't know..."
Kori laughed. "it's ok. I like them. They suit you!"
"Hey Kori-kun?"
"yes?" Kori was now inside the walk in closet.
"How long does it take for this sleeping doses to begin their magic?"
"Um...I think it's about...an hour?" Kori said..."Why?"
"Well since you told us that...you belong to a very wealthy family, We could go out to the mall and buy Kyo and Yuki, girl clothes." Tohru said, uncertain. ((a/n: can you believe Tohru saying this? Lol))
"Tahru-kun...YOUR A FRIGGIN GENIUSE!" Kori hugged Tohru. "Now let's go eat. I'm starving! And remember! You pour their drinks. and I'll serve the food. Got it?"
"Yup!" Tohru grinned. Kori grinned back.
"Ok!" They both walked down stairs, Tohru swiftly hiding the doses behind her back. Kori Served the four just as planned, and Tohru served Kyo's and Yuki's tea first. Adding the doses at the counter. Then moving them towards Kyo and Yuki. Then She served her's Kori's, and Shigures.
"Ahh, This tastes great Tahru-kun!" Kori giggled.
"Thank you!" Tohru smiled. Kori and Tohru ate as quickly as they could, without laughing, or giggling in the process, or choking either. Kyo and Yuki gave them odd looks. Since they weren't allowed to talk, and or make any noise.
"Are you ok? Kori?" Shigure asked, after Kori snorted into her soup, when Kyo and Yuki drank. Tohru, also tried not to laugh.
"I'm sorry!" Kori said shaking her head, "Tahru-kun! We must be leaving!"
Tohru nodded finishing the rest of her food. Kori bowed.
"We will clean up later Shigure-san. Please place the plates in the sink!" Tohru said.
"Yea! We'll be back in about...an hour in a half!"
E-N-D!
ooooo what are these two gonna do? Will they succeed in their evil plans? Will you ever find out? Will I ever stop talking like this? Find out all this and MORE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! Now! Please review. As in...press that go button down there...and feed it loads of crap on how good this story is! lol review please! You ppl better like this! 9 pages! YAY! I hope you ppl loved it! or ten...not sure...lol,