OMG! I got SEVEN REVIEWS! OMG! I LOVE YOU GUYS! ((throws out cookies))
Thank you soo much! ((bows)) I have a newfound respect for you ppl...
Kyo: I didn't know you respected them at all...
Me: THEY'RE REVIEWERS! OF COURSE I RESPECT THEM!
Kyo: riiiighhtt...
Me: ...((shoves Kyo into CLOSET of DOOM!)) lol,
Anywayz...I'm sooo incredibly glad you ppl love this story! soo soo soo very glad.
Kori: Yea! Let's get on with the reviews!
Me: After Yuki of course!
Yuki: What?
Me: you're doing reviews remember?
Yuki: oh yea...
REVIEW TIME!
((Done by Yuki Sohma))
Freezy: Lol Yesh she is. OH yea, Tk told me to tell you this...
Everybody in the Fruits Basket Series: HAPPY LATE ASS BIRTHDAY!
Paris Walther: thank you for loving this story!
Me: I didn't know I had great writing...o.O;; ((swells up with pride)) lol
Sehar Babar: Thank you for taking the time to review this story. Yes, Tohru is evil, ((also shocked...but incredibly turned on...)) err...umm...Odd isn't it? Kyo likes Kori...But how am I different?
Kyo: cause your a damn rat that's why...
Yuki: ((throws Kyo out the door))
Shigure: Kids...DON'T DESTROY MY HOUSE! XO
Yuki and Me: ((sweatdrop))
Yuki: MOVING ON!
dolphin77: Make sure to be able to breath, and hopefully you'll get better soon and your sides won't hurt.
Me: ahh the computer crashing...yup has happened to me...never thought it would tho...((ish shocked))
Yuki: ((stares at Tk)) thank you for reviewing!
kailyhaley: Well...I think you need to be able to breathe to be able to read this chapter. Lol,
Me: Yup! No air, no breathing, no service...lol j/k
Yuki: Thanks for reviewing!
Me: and thanks for calling this story cute!
kishe: Thank you for telling Kori how old Shigure is...I think...she's still freaking out...
Me: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HE'S THAT YOUNG? TWENTY-SEVEN! I thought he was much more older then that!
Shigure: How old did you think I was?
Me: err...30 at the latest...
Shigure: WhAt?
Me: ((falls off chair)) I SAID, THIRTY AT THE LATEST!
Shigure: I heard you the first time!
Me: well you said "what" so I thought you didn't hear me...
Shigure: I'm STANDING next to you!
Me: ((ish shocked)) ohhh
Everybody: ((sweatdrop))
Yuki: Don't cry! She has updated for you guys!
Me: YUP!
soullesseyes: TK thanks you for loving her story, and Yes I know...Kori is very random...
Me: Your mom thinks your crazy? Try this! I was at the library once...reading this funny ass Fic on the computer, and I started laughing my ass off, ppl be looking at me like I went retarded or something! ((no pun intended)) I was like...oh shit...and I turned RED! I think it was one of the most embarrassing days of my life...
Yuki: LMAO
Me: ...quiet you! I would shove you in CoD but your doing reviews...
Yuki: ((shuts up))
Dragonjewel24: I know Kori is awesome-
Kori: DAMN STRAIGHT! I'm everybody's favorite character! Yay me!
Tohru: AND SO AM I!
Kori and Tohru: ((jumping up and down laughing...then Kori slips and lands on her butt))
Kori: ow...
Yuki: o.O;;
Me: It's nice to know you don't bang into stuff ((as much)) lol, like Kori, she's such a klutz sometimes...((watches as Kori stands up and walks into a wall (sweatdrop))) lol, I'm soo glad you liked the fluffy part in the last chapter! I was like, "OMG what if they don't like! I mean...What if it's...too showey!" I was freaking out, literally! Lol it's ok if you don't like Yaoi, They didn't really do much...except hug, hold hand...etcetera etcetera lol, BUT! They DID NOT kiss, so it wasn't much on the Yaoiy side...lol. But Yuki and Kyo are STILL ignoring me...((shifts eyes))
Yuki and Kyo: ((are ignoring me...))
Me: I SAID I WAS SORRY! XO
Yuki and Kyo: ((Still ignoring))
((rolls eyes)) Anywayz what did you think of the part where Yuki and Tohru were "supposedly" making out on the desk? Lol, I thought you ppl would KILL me, for doing that...lol.
Disclaimer: I no owny, you ppl with fancy smancy Lawyers no suey!
Warnings: Complete randomness, humor, cross dressing, mild violence, more randomness, somebody hitting the wall? o.O;; and other things that might cause you to choke on whatever the hell your drinking, eating, or breathing, with laughter and spill your contents onto the keyboard thingy, Take precaution and carry a towel with you at all times, please make sure to keep your hands, and fingers out of your nose during this time, Enjoy!...o.O;;
Chapter Title: A long random day indeed...
"Yay! I'm outside! in the FRESH AIR!" Kori said dramatically, everybody sweatdropped, She was in class for no less then TWO hours, and she was already being dramatic. Suddenly she stopped and stared, at the group of girls who had gotten closer to them. They were sitting outside, eating lunch, and talking. Or Arguing in Kyo's and Yuki's case...
"Hey," Every body's attention was on her, "Who are they?" Kori pointed to the group of girls who eeked, or gasped. and turned around.
"Them?" Uo said, "They are the Prince's fanclub. A group of savage girls, who group up at night, to prey to their holy god of which is the prince." Yuki sweatdropped. Kori flopped down on her knees staring at Uotani,
"Soo..." she started off slowly..."Who's the prince?" everybody anime fell except Hana, Kori kept the clueless look on her face,
"Are you serious?" Uo said, "You don't know who the Prince is?" Kori shook her head no.
Uo sighed.
"I'm the Prince, Kori," Yuki said pointing at himself,
"Soo...Why are they savage girls?" Kori asked no one in particular.
"Because, Tohru hangs out with Yuki, and they're jealous of her, so any opportunity they have, they drag her away, when they think we're not around," Hana said in monotone, Kori nodded, her mouth forming an 'o' then she grinned her evil grin...or the grin that she uses when she came up with an idea that would either work, or get her killed in the process.
"Let's play Truth or Dare!" Kori said out of nowhere, everybody nodded, having nothing better to do. "Ok! I go first! Tahru! Truth or dare?" Tohru thought for a second...
"Dare!" Tohru said, everybody looked at her in shock, they thought she would choose Truth, Kori grinned, and leaned over to whisper in Tohru's ear. Tohru blushed but nodded, making everybody wonder what Kori was telling her.
Kori giggled, watching as Tohru scooted herself over to Yuki, Kori making sure the fan club were watching, grinned at them evilly. Tohru then kissed Yuki on the lips, Yuki turned red, but kissed back. Everybody gasped except, Kori and Kyo, and maybe Hana and Uo. The fanclub shrieked, and started wailing, and glaring at Tohru.
Kori somehow managed to make them slip on the grass they were walking on, by making it turn slick and slippery, making everybody laugh at them. Kori silently laugh too. A hand landed on her head, pushing her down,
"You're only here two hours, and your already making a fool of the students?" Kyo said, Kori pouted.
"But they were glaring at Tahru-san!" Kori pointed out, Kyo sighed. Kori grinned, "But you were laughing too!" Kori pulled his hand off her head, and pulled him down, making him sit next to her.
"Your turn Tahru-san!" Kori said, happily, still holding Kyo's hand, who was turning red, and Uotani was snickering at him, he cast her a glare. Tohru thought for a second...then...
"Yuki-kun, Truth or Dare?" she said, trying to sound mysterious, but failing miserably. Yuki thought...
"Dare" ooo aaaa...and...hm...OMG...lol,
Tohru thought for a second...then beamed, "I dare you too...to dress like a girl when we get to Ayame-kuns shop!" Yuki sweat dropped. and glared at Kori, who was snickering.
"Kori," Kori's attention snapped up to meet Yuki's eyes, "Truth or dare?"
Kori looked at him challengingly, ((A/n: is that even a word?))"Dare!" she grinned. Yuki looked at her for a second, before...
"I dare you to dye Kyo's hair pink," Yuki smirked, ((A/n: sure that's no really..."Bad" but I was stuck plus, I suck at making up truth or Dare things...lol))"WHAT?" Kyo screamed, Uo snickered. Kori grinned,
"Ok!" She replied, grinning at Kyo innocently,
"WHAT!" he still hasn't gotten over the shock,
"I'm GOING TO DYE YOUR HAIR PINK!" She said loudly but slowly, Kyo glared at her.
Just then, the bell rang and they stood up to go back to class, Kyo still fumming his fumes of DEATH, in the back, with Kori patting his back and laughing nervously.
After their fifth period they had break, so they began wondering around.
"Oh yea Kori! You haven't met Momiji and Haru, yet have you?" Tohru asked, Kori shook her head, no.
"Well c'mon, let's go introduce you!" Tohru said. And so, their quest to find Momiji and Haru...began...
...a few seconds later...
"Hey Tohru-kun!" a blond boy called out, Kori, Kyo, Yuki, and Tohru turned around. Tohru and Kori smiled at the adorable sight of the blond boy,
"Momiji-ku--" Tohru was interupted when Kyo's eyes bugged out, at the sight of said Momiji, he punched Momiji on the back of the head, for the adorable Momiji was wearing the girls uniform...again...Kyo still hasn't gotten over it..."ARE YOU RETARDED!"
"awe Kyo don't hit...didn't catch your name kid..." Kori looked down at Momiji, who was still crying, she pulled out a lollipop from somewhere in her bag...He smiled brightly,
"Momiji!"
"oh right," Kori nodded, "Right, Kyo don't hit Momiji! He's soo kaiwaii in that uniform!"
"Suits him doesn't it?" a voice called out,
"Who are you?" Kori asked,
"The name's Haru, nice to meet you," Haru bowed, Kori bowed in return.
"My name's Kori Tenshi Sohma!" Kori replied smiling, Momiji and Haru stared at her,
"Are you part of the zodiac?" they both asked, Kori nodded and told her story, ((I'm too lazy to type it down, that and I'm sure you already know))
"ahh well nice to meet you Kori!" Momiji said, smiling. Kori nodded.
"Ahh a new student, and what are you wearing, a shirt skirt, your showing to much skin if you ask me," a voice called out, "And I'm going to stop this for I am ((insert DUN DUN DUN here)) THE STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT MAKOTO TAKEI!"
"who called the nerd parade?" Kori voiced,
"What was that!" Makoto said, drawing closer to Kori who in turn hid behind Kyo, snickering, "And you have blue hair! Do you expect me to turn a blind eye! Well I think not! For that is not your real hair!"
"Mr. President...that's her natural hair color..." Yuki said, a vein twitching, god this president was annoying...how he wanted to shove his head against the wall or something...maybe even...throw him off the roof...he laughed evilly in his mind...
"Yuki Sohma-Kun!" sparkly thingies came into his eyes, which creeped Yuki out, "You're looking beautiful today! And You still think that's her natural hair color! For petes sake, why would she have such an ugly color on her head?((A/n: this version of the president...hates the color blue...sad I know...lol))" Kori sniffed...tears on the verge of spilling.
Kyo looked down, seeing her like this... The president glared at her. Which...in his case was a...bad choice...a very bad choice, for he was thrown out the window in a matter of seconds...luckily for him...they were on the ground level...he survived with a minor chip of a tooth, and a few scratches...here and there...
"You ok?" Kyo asked, Kori rubbed her eyes, smiling gently.
"Yea"
"Thank you!" Haru exclaimed, "that person doesn't know when to quit..." Haru had his arm around Yuki's neck. He shrugged it off.
"I'm with Tohru now." He said simply, Haru stared for a second, before going over to Tohru and raising his hand above his head...Time seemed to slow down, Yuki gasped, as did everybody else...and then...Time went it's normal way, and Haru's hand landed on Tohru's shoulder, he smiled.
"About time." Tohru smiled, Yuki breathed, and Kyo and Kori were talking quietly to themselfs. Momiji was happily sucking on his candy. ((A/n: GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER YOU SICK SICK PPL! lol n.n;;)) "Congratulations,"
"We're not getting married Haru!" Yuki said...blushing. Tohru blushed too.
"So?" Haru said, "As long as your happy, I shall feel like you two are married." Kori giggled, Kyo looked at her lovingly, and ruffled her hair. ((these two don't know what's going on, they're in their own little world)). She giggled again, and intertwined their fingers.
"We better get back to class," Tohru said, Kori and Kyo snapped their attention to the other group, "We're going to be late to class if we don't hurry!" Everybody nodded, taking their sweet time getting to class.
A-Y-A-M-E-S S-H-O-P
"NO WAY!" Kyo shouted, "I'm NOT wearing THAT!" He pointed to the skanky outfit. Ayame chuckled,
"My, my, Kori, then you'll have to wear it. We need somebody to model it for my magazine."
Ayame said, looking at Kori, ((she's being manipulated...along with Tohru and Yuki and Kyo...bwahahaha))
"Ok Ayame!" Kori said laughing, she grabbed the outfit, and dashed into the dressing rooms. she came back out, with a shirt covering her breasts only belts holding it in place, it was black, there were also belts right under her breasts, black shorts with a cape flowing behind her, on her arms were sleeve like things, that went up to above her elbows held up with black belts.
Black panty hose went up to her thighs, and shin high boots, with belt buckles as "shoe laces" her hair was let down, and on top her head, were cat ears. On her neck was a choker with a bell, all in all this pretty much caused...Kyo's first nosebleed, and...silence...and stares from perverted old geezers outside. She blushed,
"Do you like?" she asked hestitantly, Kyo was trying to clean his nosebleed, with tissues Tohru gave him, Yuki was looking away, and Ayame stared in adoration at his outfit.
"Of course I do!" Ayame said cheerfully, "It looks wonderful on you! Now we take the pictures...and we're done!" Kori changed immediatly, yea sure she liked the outfit, but it was a bit TO revealing for her tastes.
"Tohru YOUR TURN!" Ayame sang, Tohru nodded and took the outfit Ayame gave her in box,
Tohru came out a few minutes later dressed in a dark blue dress, the top fit snuggly against her curves as the waist down flared out creating a dome like presence, around her neck was a choker with a silver heart on it.
"omg! You look so adorable Tahru-kun!" Kori said,
"Yes...You look very...beautiful, Tohru" Yuki blushed, Tohru blushed too.
"Well c'mon! Let's take the pictures Tahru-kun!" Ayame said, Kori grabbed him by the hair. Glaring angrily at Ayame,
"Only I can call her Tahru-kun, got it?" Kori said, still glaring at ayame, he chuckled nervously,
"Yes I got it! Don't kill me please!I'm to pretty to DIE!" Ayame begged, Kori smiled and laughed,
"Ok then!" Kyo and Yuki sweatdropped, Ayame took pictures of Tohru, soon making Kori change into a matching outfit, but only this one was a deep red, with shoulder sleeves, and black gloves that reached up to her elbow, Ayame also gave a set of black gloves to Tohru, who put them on.
Kori and Tohru also had matching Tiara's one with red jewels and the other with sapphire jewels.
They both posed in random poses, one with both of them holding hands and laughing with each other, and another one with both of them waltzing with Kyo and Yuki. all in all they had fun. And Kori and Tohru had great careers as models one day...if they ever decide to model of course!
E-N-D
I'm sorry if it's short! I just really wanted to post it up today, and because today/yesterday was Freezy-chans birthday! she's authors a couple of storys in Beyblade and Inuyasha,
If you ppl like Beyblade I recommend her stories, they're soo funny and great! You should read them! anywayz I sooo happy I got...SEVEN REVIEWS! XD that only exceeds that I asked for five! Thank you again! and PLEASE REVIEW! I only ask of you...
Seven reviews! oh yea, and if you want a pic of the outfit Kori was first wearing leave it in your reviews. And leave dress ideas please! please review! I know you wanna! I'll give you a cookie!
Kori Tenshi