Heys:) TWELVE REVIEWS! THANK YOU! ((throws out cookies and plushies of Yuki, Kyo, Tohru and Kori)) I LOVE YOU ALL! ((emotional overload)) Thank you sooo much!
Important: FF.N has smitten a new rule, we authors are not allowed to answer reviews anymore...((not like I'll listen to it, For I shall continue to answer my reviewers questions for I am loyal like that)) and StaryDay, and many other authors, have created a petition, If you would like to sign please say so in your reviews. I apologize for this random act of seriousness...
Now, Back to my randomly act of prideness...
AGAIN! I THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS! I love you all sooo very much!
Kyo: You said that already...
Me: I know! But it's ok to let them now twice right?
Kyo: I really dunno...
Me: see? There you go! So...who's doing reviews?
Kyo: I dunno...I did them the first time and then Yuki did them...
Me: O.o; you just said...Yuki's name...oooo! Does this mean you two are friends?
Kyo: ((glares and shoves me in the CLOSET OF DOOM!)) NEVER!
Me: I didn't think shoving me into the CoD would ever be possible...((she's inside the dark room...)) wow...it's creepy...Well I made it...I can get out...((walks out unlocked door)) n.n;;
Kyo: o.O; how...
Me: I made the room...Don't you think I would now the weakness? That and you left the door unlocked...lol
Kyo: ...
REVIEW TIME!
((Done by...err...SHIGURE SOHMA!))
aky1991: ahh so you've read my stories...XP
Me: NOT YOU! YOUSTUPID DOG! ME!
Shigure: ((pout)) oh...well then Thanks for reviewing! XD
SmittenLittleKitten: Kyo's hair is going to be turned pink? Why wasn't I informed of this? And you fell on you arse? There was a dare? WHY WASN'T I TOLD?
Me: ((sigh)) you weren't in the chapter! well...you were...I think...no, no, you weren't...you were still unconscious...lol, but yea there was a dare and Kyo's hair is going to be turned pink...and yesh she fell on her arse. Lol. Thanks for the review!
Shigure: I wish ppl reviewed for my stories...XO
Me: lol, your a novelist! Perverted ppl and normal ppl buy your books...aren't you satisfied with that?
Shigure: Not unless I make micchan angry and annoyed in the process I'm not...XD
Me: ((sweatdrop))
Shigure: ((does dramatic pose)) MOVING ON!
Me: I hope your butt feels better lol. you don't know how your butt fell of the chair? O.o;; Lol, PEACE OUT! lol
Shigure: ((strikes pose again)) I said...MOVING ON!
Me: ...I knew I shouldn't have let him do reviews...
mokonagirl: OMG! You LOVE ME? THANK YOU!
Me: ¬¬; SHE MEANS THE STORY YOU IDIOT!
Shigure: I knew that!
Me: ((falls of chair)) X.x
Shigure: Well your waiting has been short lived for here is the next chapter!
Me: yesh here is the next chapter...((strangles Shigure))
Shigure: argh...X.x
AnimeChik22570: No she is not ending the story! For there hasn't been enough of the star! Which is me in case your wondering!
Me: Your not the star...
Kori: YEA! YOUR NOT THE STAR! ((kicks Shigure down the stairs))
Shigure((mumbles)): must...you...resort...to...violence...?
Kori: ...
Me: ((laughing nervously)) now now Kori...we don't want to kill the person who's doing reviews...do we?
Kori: your right...(sigh) I'll kill him when he's finished...
Me and Kori: ALL RIGHT!
Shigure: biters...
Yuki: he's just like Ayame
yoshiru: ahh yes, I knew they would follow in my footsteps one day! X3
Yuki and Kyo: WE ARE NOT FOLLOWING IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS!
Shigure: ...then why are you two looking at the girls in the wrong way?
Yuki and Kyo: ((start looming over me menacingly))
Me: ((laughs nervously)) dammit Shigure...couldn't you keep your mouth shut?
Shigure: nope.
Me: ((glares at Shigure)) ...
ILOVEInuyasha07: OMG! Kyo got his first nosebleed? ((gasp)) How! ((reads fourth chapter and gets nosebleed himself))
Kyo: ((punches Shigure))
Shigure: ((ish knocked out with blood squirting down his nose like rivers))
Me: I know huh? Lol, thanks for reviewing!
RockyGlrL: Since shigure's passed out I'll do this review! Lol, I hope you squirting liquid on your comp didn't mess it up! Sad it didn't help...But I think it made it worse...lol, No I haven't been following you around, lol, I just decided to make Kori a klutz, cause it seemed to fit in with her personality. Lol. I dunno yet...I'll come up with something that Kori could do to torture Hatori and Shigure...Lol. If you have ideas. Please don't hesitate to tell me. Lol.
Kori: bwahahahaha...
Kyo: ...
kailyhaley: Yesh I know. Lol. I didn't want Kori to just appear in their lives...I wanted her to blend in...Like she was already in the story lol. I'm glad you love the pairing!
Kori: I feel special! XP
Tohru: Me too! XD
Me: ...
Page-Chan: Yea I thought about the for a while...I was hoping it wasn't to quick tho...lol. I'm glad you like it!
Kyo: I told you this was c-
Me: Say it and suffer the consequences!
Kyo: ...
Me: XD
I don't think Kori has the other form...sorry, I'm only on volume 6,so I don't know much about the other form...Lol, yea I liked how I fitted Kori into the story too. Lol, thanks for the review! hm...I don't know what color kitty she is yet...pro'lly blue just like her hair! Lol.
Page-Chan(again): Lmao! I think it goes like "Beggers can't be choosers" Lol, just so you know. I'm a more of a Yukiru fan. Lol, oh and YukixKyo fan as well, I'm a Yaoi person. Lol, but I also like typing these types of stories!
Page-Chan(...and again): Lol, I've heard ppl say uber before...lol, Glad you liked chapter three...lol, took me a week in a half to type it up. plus another day, because the ending got erased! I was mad! Lol,
Page-Chan(...and yet again): omg...You reviewed for all four chapters! Thank you! ((gives you cookies)) I'm glad you loved it! ((laughs nervously)) I hope this one's long enough for you...lol...
Yuki: noo nooo! ANOTHER FANGIRL! ((bangs head)) why does this happen to me? ((sob))
Kyo: O.o;;
Me: Be happy I'm not a fangirl! XD my heart belongs to kyo!
Kyo: O.O;; ((doesn't know what's going on))
Me: XD
furubaluva4ever: ((shigure's still past out)) Lol, I know I know! I'm sorry! I knew it was a tad bit too fast! gomen gomen gomen!
Kori: well it's too late now, atleast they like it!
Me: yea! Thanks for your review!
KAYLA(): I know I know! Lol thanks!
Kyo: she's swelling up with pride...
Me: ((shoves Kyo in CLOSET OF DOOM!))
Freezy: Lol, FINE! Take haru! I get Yuki and Kyo! mwahahahaha...
Kyo: ...Leave me alone...
Me: Dun worry Kyo! I'll call you sometime! Your number still 911?
Kyo: ...
Aaaallllrighty Then!
Disclaimer: I no owny you ppl with fancy smancy lawyers no suey, cause all you'll get is lint and a few peices of candy!
WARNINGS: Shigure and Ayame hunting! Randomness, paper boy, poofs, MORE randomness! XD somebody hitting the wall! And a special guest appearance!
WARNING TWO: This chapter contains a high number of humor, and will cause you to choke on whatever the hell your drinking, eating, or what ever, Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at ALL times! Please leave now if you need to go pee pee! For there shall be nooo pp breaks!mwahahahahahahahahhaha
Kyo: O.o;
Me: wow...
Shigure: ON WITH THE STORY!
Chapter 5: The after Math of Ayame-kuns Shop
"Well Tohru-kun, Kori-kun, today was fun...but alas...you must go..." Ayame said, much to Kyo's and Yuki's relief. "Ahh yes, Kori, here are your packages, That I promised!" Kori grabbed them and placed them into Kyo's hands.
"Thank Ayame, for having us here today!" Tohru bowed,
"Non non! You brought Yuki and KyonKyon! I'm happily obliged to have you here!" Ayame grinned, "Now get going before you starve yourselves!"
Yuki glared at Ayame, along with Kyo. Oh the horrors they suffered after I left them off in the last chapter...oh the horrors indeed...
Flashback;
"I said NO!" Kyo shouted, "I'm NOT wearing that!"
Kori pouted,
"But Kyo! You said you would!"
"I did?"
"Besides...Yuki's gonna do it...I'm sure...you don't want to lose to the rat, who'swearing a dress...do you?" Kyo thought for a second...his pride momentarily forgotten...
"Fine! I'll wear it!" Kyo smirked, he took the outfit and walked into the dressing rooms, as Yuki came out, wearing a white tank top with a blue fluffy skirt.
"I hate you, I hate you sooo very much Nii-san" Yuki said, Ayame took no notice of what Yuki said.
"And you still call him Nii-san...makes me wonder..." Kori muttered.
"Oh you look soo adorable!" Ayame gushed.
"Come! Let us take your picture!" as they took Yuki's pictures, Kyo came out wearing something...that he was not ment to wear unless he wanted to get raped...everybody turned to look at him and what followed will forever be sketched into his heart...silence...
For he was wearing tight blackleather jeans that clung to his body like a second skin, with a leather zip up shirt, that had chains coming from the shoulders and went down to his fingers where said chain was attached to a ring. the shirt was sleeveless and black,btw.
And he was wearing black shiny shoes... Ayame withdrew his breath. Had this been a Yaoi story, Yuki would've dragged Kyo back into the dressing rooms, and screwed him right then and there. But alas...this is not a yaoi story, and soo Yuki looked at Kyo with disgust.
"What the hell are you wearing?" Yuki asked, as Kyo glared at him, he adjusted the chains.
"What the hell are you wearing?" He retorted, then he smirked, "At least I'm not the one who's wearing a fluffy skirt." He moved his hips side to side as if to prove his point, but in the authors mind, he's making Yuki want him more and more, Yuki launched himself at Kyo but was held back, by his hair, when Kori grabbed it and pulled him back.
"No killing each other until we are out of the store." She said smirking. Yuki glared, and stood where he stood, fixing his hair, cause he needs to be perfect. Tohru looked at Kyo in awe,
"Kyo-kun! You look pretty!" Tohru said. Everybody sweatdropped...
Flashback end
As they walked home...Yuki was finally able to vent off some steam because he was angry, and because of what Kyo did back at the store. Kyo flew into the house, with Shigure looking out of his office, shouting something about not destroying his house or some crap like that. he looked like this XO only with puffed out cheeks making him look like a chipmunk.
"What do you want for dinner?" Tohru asked.
"Leeks."
"Beef stew!"
"Onigiri!"
"Tohru!" ...and Shigure was thrown out the window by a seething Yuki. "argh...that hurt Yuki-kun!" Kori laughed,
"I know Tahru-kun!" Kori said, "Lets have Leeks, stew, and onigiri, at the same time!"
"Ok!"
"And then... Yuki can have you for dessert!" Kori earned a lump on the head after that, Tohru blushed, as did Yuki, which explains said lump...ok no it doesn't but you get it...I hope...
"ow! That hurts you know!" Kori cried, "What'd I ever do to you?" Yuki glared at her, and she laughed nervously, "What? It's a win-win situation!" another lump appeared..."shutting up..."
Kori stumbled into the kitchen, where she began helping Tohru with Din-Din.
A F-E-W H-O-U-R-S L-A-T-E-R
Every body was sleeping at this late of an hour, but there was somebody on the roof...thinking...talking to her other self...
"...what if I mess up?"
"you won't"
"but...I need...to destroy him the ruler..."
"You will, stop worrying about those types of things!"
"I can't help it!" Kori was sitting crosslegged, on the tiles of the roof, eyes closed, breathing evenly, as she transfered her mind and soul, to her other self's world.
"Kori, stop worrying, you know you were born to destroy him." out came the long blunette from the top of one of the glaciers, still wearing the long dress, and hair let down. Eyes glazed and dulled out. Her dress waving around her, never once going over her legs.
Kori shook her head.
"I can't help it Kouru," ((A/n: it's pronounced, Kaow-rru,)) Kori looked up at Kouru. "I need...help...what if I mess this is up?" Kouru slowly descended down to the icy ground, an ice disk forming under her feet, never once touching the ground.
"I know your scared Kori...but you know you have to do it. If you don't...they will forever live within unhappiness...and one will be forever cut off from the light...you know this don't you?"
Kori looked down, she was wearing a blue satin silk night gown, her feet also on an ice disk. Tears on the verge of spilling.
"Yes...I know this Kouru...but...how will I now what to do? When will I know when the time is right?" Kouru smiled a gently, pulling Kori's chin up to look at her,
"You, my sister...will know when the time is ready and what to do...and then...they will be happy...remember this though...after you destroy him...they may be angry or they may be happy...some may be sad..."
"Who's gonna be sad?" Kouru let out a faint chuckle...
"Who knows...And I hope...You will do well...to relieve them...of that..." Kori looked down again, walking to the side, with the current of the ice river...
"Ironic...how...I'm part of it...and they fear that person...and I'm the one who has to save them..." She turned around, facing her sister, "The irony that we are twins...but you died...and now...your soul lies here...in our world...but is within reach of me...I'll do it Kouru...I'll defeat him...and let your soul rest..." Kori smiled, wind toying with her lose hair, making it sway to the right...along with her gown...Kouru's eyes widened, but then became normal, and she smiled to.
"You know that's not possible..." Kori laughed...
"Yea...I know...it was worth a shot...though..." for that she received a snow ball to the head,
"That was hurt..." Kori rubbed her head, pouting...
"Wasn't supposed to tickle,"
"yea well..." Kori searched for a retort..."Once I come up with a comeback...I'll get back to you."
Kouru shook her head, Kori laughed, as her world started to fade...Kori opened her eyes, seeing the sunrise. She stood up from her sitting position, putting her hands on above her head, staring out to the horizon...
"Oh yea...I'll defeat you...Akito..."
M-O-R-N-I-N-G A-F-T-E-R...
"Hey look!" Kori said pointing at the paper boy outside, "it's a boy with papers! Why's he carrying papers?"
Kyo sweat dropped,
"I'm going out there to ask him!" She ran out before anybody could say anything...for some reason...they had a bad feeling about this...
Then...
POOF!
And in came running a blue cat, with keys in her mouth. Everybody stared at her for a whole five minutes...
"what?" she cocked her head to the side, blinking...
Then knocks on the door...
Kyo got up with a sigh, opening the door, with much regret...
"Your cat just stole my keys!" The paper boy shouted...
"ohh...soo those were your keys..." He looked behind him at the blue cat with the keys in her mouth, she looked at him innocently. He sighed again. "Hold on a second while I tryand get them for you..." and with that he slammed the door shut, the boy blinked for a second...then he heard crashes and shouts...
"KORI GIVE ME THOSE KEYS!"
"NEVER! THEY'RE SHINY!"
"DAMMIT! GIMME THOSE KEYS, THAT BOY WANTS HIS KEYS!"
"NEVER! SCREW THAT BOY OUT THERE! THEY'RE MINE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA"
"OWW! DAMMIT DON'T SCRATCH ME!"
"SCREW YOU BUSTER! THESE KEYS ARE MINE NOW! BWAHAHAHAHA AND I WILL SMITE THEE WITH THESE KEYS!"
"AHHH! DON'T BITE ME NEITHER! IT HURTS!"
Then more crashes and a new voice ensued...
"DON'T DESTROY MY HOUSE!"
"KORI! GIVE ME THOSE KEYS NOW! OR NO MORE MILK!"
"((gasp)) YOU WOULDN'T!"
"OH I WILL!"
"SCREW YOU! I'M KEEPING THESE KE-HEYY! THEY'RE MINE! GIVE THEM BACK!
"NO!"
"SHINY HATER!"
"BITE ME!"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA"
"DAMMIT! NOT LITERALLY! THAT HURT LIKE HELL!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!"
The door opened again, with a scratched and bitten Kyo, scratch marks on his left cheek, and a bite mark on his right arm. below him, was a blue cat. And it was glaring at the paper boy. The paper boy was wearing shorts and a read shirt...So as a pissed off cat that she was, she lashed out at his legs, scratching and biting...
"OW!"
Kyo grabbed the raging kitty, " I suggest you run." And with that said, the boy took off like there was a raging mad kitty at his heels...which there was...hissing and spitting at him the whole way...she grabbed onto one of his socks and pulled back, shaking her head like dogs do, when they be biting your pants...the boy freaked out even more and shook himself off the raging kitty and grabbed his bike tearing down the streets like there was nooo tomorrow...The cat arched her back hissing at his retreating form.
She haughtily walked inside, Kyo with scratches and bite marks, holding her clothes , and threw them at her, when she changed back. She smirked triumphantly,
"Well I'll be getting my revenge tomorrow...I'll get those keys...Oh how I'll get those keys...sooo shiny..." she laughed evilly, and asked Tohru for a flashlight, and turned off the kitchen lights, everybody wondering what she was going to do. Once the lights were off. She placed the light under her chin and turned it on. Laughing evilly out loud, everybody anime fell. Once she was done, she turned on the lights again.
"Let's go to school, or else we'll be late!" Kori laughed, everybody sweat dropped.
E-N-D
Thanks for reading! I hope you guys like this chapter! Again thank you all for the reviews!
Kori: I want those KEYS!
Kyo: …yea well I'm the one who suffered
Kori: You're the one who tried to take them from me in the first place!
Kyo: …Well you wouldn't give them back!
Kori: Screw you! I'm getting those keys if it's the last thing I do.
Me: ((sweat drop))
Kyo: …Just try!
Kori: Oh I will. Watch me..
Yuki: Review please
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