Heys :)
OMG! I love you all! VERY VERY MUCH! ((throws cookies and cake and...whatever the hell you reviewers want!))
Me: Kyo! Say hi!
Kyo: Bug off...
Me: What was that? ((threatens by opening Closet of Doom door and swinging the door))
Kyo: O.o;; I said HI!
Me: ((grins)) good. Good Kitty!
Kyo: ((glare))
Me: ((shoves Kyo in CLOSET of DOOM!))
Anywayz, thanks to those who reviewed! I loved all of 'em!
REVIEW TIME!
((done by...er...so hard to choose...um...oh I know! ;) HARU SOHMA!))
ILOVEInuyasha07: I think she gets this stuff from her...mind?
Me: DAMN STRAIGHT! lol, yea I get my stuff from chatting...TV...food...err...other stupid ppl...? OH and reviewers! You ppl also give me ideas! For that I thank you! ((bows))
Haru: XD
Kyo: Who invited YOU?
Haru: ...um...the author?
Me: Yup! I invited him! he shall do reviews!
Kyo: ...((sighs))...
Me: NEXT!
yoshiru: Got what?
Me: Oh the petition...Good!
Haru: What petition?
Me: Nothing don't worry about it!
Haru: WHAT PETITION? ANSWER ME!
Me: holy crappers...Black Haru...PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I DESERVE TO LIVE!
((black))Haru: ...Fine. Just tell me about this petition your talking about...
Me: It's a petition, to stop a new rule from forming, they dun let us answer reviews anymore!((sob))
((black))Haru: Then why you answering them?
Me: Cause! I'm loyal like that. Plus! It's an unfair rule. SO if you reviewers think this rule is unfair, go to an author has posted the same petition, only this one will be easier, please go there and sign! This way we actually get the petition done. Thank you!
Haru: what happened?
Me: Nothing!
Haru: ...
Saber Kon: um...((turns red))...um...
Me: since Haru is incapable of talking, I shall take over this review! Thank you for lending your help for Kori to be able to catch the paperboy and his shiny keys!
Kori: ((grins)) I promise you...REVENGE!
Kyo: ...
Haru: ((still turning red))
Me: ...well, XD thanks for the review!
Dragonjewel24: You don't know how to post up stories! O.o;
Me: Well, it's easy! Just write/type your stories, and then go to Document manager, upload it at the bottom where it says, browse and then go to Story, and agree with the guidelines, and then choose category your story goes in, and Voila! You got your story! Oh and the summary and shit like that, Lol, THANKS FOR THE REVIEW! I hope this helps!
Kyo: Like hell it will,
Me: ((shoves Kyo in CLOSET of DOOM!))
Kyo: ((sighs in CoD))
Me: ((smiles))
Haru: ((sighs)) moving on...
Page-Chan: Really...Kori likes shiny things?
Kori: Yup!
Yuki: HEY! WHY IS IT MY FAULT FOR BEING SO PRETTY! And...and...
Me: Bitchy?
Yuki: YEA! I mean NOO! HEY! ((glares))
Me: ((laughs nervously)) don't kill me! please!
Yuki: ((throws me out the window))
Me: X.x;;
Haru: moving on...
akumu keayo: Nice name! I like it! Thanks for the review!
Me: ((comes back in with twigs in hair and scratch marks everywhere)) Wait, how am I scary? O.o;;
Haru: You have your ways...
Me: ((glares at Haru))
Kori: ...
Kyo: Um...yours?
Kori: ((shoves Kyo back into CLOSET of DOOM!))
Me: ((sweatdrop)) Actually not really...Lol,
akumu keayo: ((Do to Haru going to the store and probably getting lost on the way there, I shall do this review)) Lol, I can't wait till you see when they get there, Lol.
Kori: Me neither!
Me: You can't wait cause you just want to wreak havoc.
Kori: Now what would make you think that? ((shoves Bazooka under the bed))
Me: ...O.o;;
Kyo: ...omg...
dolphin77: Thank you! Yes the new rule's being a jackass, but go to petition. c o mand we're good!
Kori: YAY!
Akumu Keayo: lol, I'm glad you noticed the name Kouru comes from Rurouni Kenshin! I liked the name, plus! It fits! Lol, you didn't notice I'm not finished yet? There's still a whole lot of chapters left, lol.
Kori: man you really are slow!
Me: ((shoves Kori into CLOSET of DOOM!))
Kori: O.o;;
I shoved her in there before she could read the rest of the review! So your good!
RockyGlrL: Lol...I'm glad you liked the last chapter! I did too! omg! You gave me an idea! Thank you! I hope you like this chapter!
Kori: CATNIP! ((finds catnip and gets hyper turning into kitty form and running around, hitting her head occasionally on the wall))
Kyo: dammit...
Me: ((sighs)) she'll never learn...
anyways ON WITH THE STORY!
Chapter...err...what chapter was it again? OH yea...chapter SIX: Where the hell is the remote?XO
Kori walked happily, off towards school...plotting revenge for the evil paper boy...as she walked she past a pet shop, she gazed in...wondering what was in there, forgetting about school, she walked in. The yellow canaries looking especially del- I mean cute.
The door opened again, revealing Kyo, Yuki, and Tohru. Kori had wondered off to the cat isle, checking out the collars, fascinated by the shiny bells. she looked at all the toys, rods with feathers at the end of a string. She was, by all means, FASCINATED.
She couldn't help but stare longingly at the packet, of balls. Turning around, she saw more collars. She looked at them grabbing a blue one, and looking at it.
"Where the hell is that girl?"
"...maybe she's in the cat isle?"
Kyo walked towards the cat isle, being pounced on immediately by Kori.
"Kyo! C'mon! look at all this FASCINATING toys!" Kori said, looking at him happily. "Let's get a few!"
"Wha-?" Kyo looked around confused, "What hell is wrong with you? We don't even OWN a cat!" Kori pouted.
"But! These would help in my evil plans to take over the wo- I mean ki- I mean..." Kori looked around, "please! C'mon Kyo! It'll be fun!" Kyo raised his eyebrows...
"...I'll torture Yuki with 'em?"
"You got yourself a deal! Pick out whatever you want!" Kori grinned,
"Alright! Let's get some catnip! and this packet of balls...and those two rods with the rat and the feathers! And Those fake mice!" They went to the cashier, buying the items, and going to find Tohru and Yuki, who were waiting for them outside of the store.
"Alright! Let's go home!" Kori said. "Come Tahru-kun! We must explore the world of fake mice!" Kori dragged Tohru away who was blinking in confusion.
"Fake mice...?" Yuki asked Kyo, who was staring at the girls ahead of them. "What's Kori up to?"
"...Like hell I would know..." Kyo said, running up to them. Yuki blinked...Fake mice...oh this can't be good...
And school was all but forgotten...!
Shigure called the school when they got home...when Kori asked/threatened him to call the school and tell them they were sick.
"Um...yes...They are all sick. I know tragedy, They stayed to long outside in the rain yesterday morning...uh-huh...oh...ok then...You don't say...you don't SAY? ok then bye..." Shigure hung up...
"What'd he say?"
"He said..."
Flashback mode;;;
"Oh, so they're sick...right...right...such a tragedy...ok then, well they'll be missing the festival...and they need their homework...ok...Bye"
Flashback end...
"was it necessary for the flashback?" Kori asked, sweatdropping...
"No not really, I just felt like it. that's all." Shigure shrugged. Kyo and Yuki glared at him.
"Hey! Yuki, Tahru! Look what me and Kyo bought!" Kori grinned, placing the bag on the table, and dumping the contents on it. Yuki's eyes widened.
"Oh...wow! They're cat toys!" Tohru said, "It's cute! Look even mice!"
Yuki twitched...
"Don't you like the mice Yuki?" Kori asked, opening the packet with the fake mice in it, and grabbing the gray mouse that looked almost exactly like Yuki. And batting him around with her hands, becoming totally ignorant with the rest of the people around her. Yuki was staring at her completely shocked. I mean SHOCKED.
"Why..." Yuki started..."are you playing with fake mice...?"
"Huh?" Kori blinked, "Oh...cause...they're fun! Why? is there a problem?"
"Yes there's a problem!" Yuki strained, clearly trying to keep his calm...but also not working, "I'm possessed by the rat! Dammit!"
Kori blinked, flicking the toy mouse in his direction.
"So buying fake mice and balls with bells inside 'em is...bad...right?" Kori said, grabbing yet another fake mouse out of the packet..."I mean...It's not like I'm going to eat them or anything...Tori might though..."
"Tori...?" everybody voiced,
"Oh...Tori's my cat!" Kori beamed, "He's so adorable! He's completely black. with deep hazel eyes...he's sooo cute!" Kyo was seething he was jealous of a
cat and he was possessed by the Cat of the fudging Zodiac.
Again...Kyo was seething.
"He's coming with Kaze and Fuaiyaa, the day after tomorrow." Kori said, "I can't wait!" Kori then presumed to toy around with the fake mouse, very well knowing that Yuki was, in fact, glaring at her.
"What?" Kori asked, blinking at him, Yuki stood up, and walked/stomped, out of the room. Slamming his door to his room.
"He needs to get laid..." Kori said, Kyo and Shigure choked on their tea, laughing. Tohru looked worried about Yuki's welfare. "Badly..." Kori giggled.
"Well I'm going to bed," Kori yawned, "But first a shower!"
Kori walked into the first floor bathroom, taking off her shirt in the process, then shutting the door.
30 minutes later
"ahh, that felt good," Kori walked out of the bathroom, with only a towel around her body, Shigure and Kyo were still at the table, they turned to look at her, thinking she had clothes on, when she only had a towel to cover her up. They blinked, Shigure drooled, Kyo glared at Shigure, Shigure ended up through one of his paper doors, and Kyo was dragging Kori up to their room.
"Why aren't you wearing clothes?" Kyo asked, walking through the door, and let go of Kori's hand,
"Um...because I forgot my clothes?" Kori said, walking to her trunk, and getting out clothes. "Why?"
"You could've been molested! Or worse RAPED!" Kyo waved his arms around for more depth, which wasn't really working.
Kori raised her right eyebrow, "By who? You?"
Kyo stopped waving his arms like an idiot that he is, and stared at her. Shocked. speechless...((A/n: (yawns))) "What?"
"I said, By who? You?" Kori pointed at Kyo. Kyo turned red.
"N-no..." Kyo stammered. Kori beamed, pleased to see Kyo's reaction,
"Ok then! Turn around so I can change in peace." Kyo turned around gladly, still red in the face.
"Ok, done." Kori jumped onto the bed, "G'night Kyon-kyon!" Kori kissed Kyo gently on the lips, and fell asleep instantly in his arms, Kyo lay awake, for a little while before he too, past out. zzzzzzzzzzz
THAT MORNING...
"WHERE THE HELL IS THE REMOTE!" Shigure shouted, waking Yuki...well waking everybody up. Kori as usual came running down the stairs...tripping on the last five, landing square on her face, she groaned, then pushed herself up.
"What's wrong Shigure?" Kori asked, seeing Shigure running around frantically.
"WHERE'S THE REMOTE!" Shigure panicked, "If I don't have the remote I can't watch TV, Dammit!" Kori sweatdropped.
"Why don't you just use the buttons on the TV, you know...the way people used to do it? Standing up...?" Kori waved her hands in circles, adding enthusiasm to her point. Shigure stopped, and turned to look at her, with a look that clearly said,
"Are you freaking retarded or something?"
"Don't even joke like that," Shigure said, "seriously," Kori stared at him.
"I wasn't joking," Kori snapped, "Besides the remote's right where you left it the last time,"
"Which would be...?"
"...on the table, stupid." Kori shook her head, and opened the refrigerator, grabbing the milk, and drinking it from the carton.
"Why don't you use a glass like everybody else?" Yuki asked,
"Why don't you bite me? Rat boy," Kori snapped, Yuki stayed silent...
"Good Morning!" Tohru said, walking in immediately setting to work to make breakfast.
"Good morning Tahru-kun!" Kori said, smiling at Tohru. Yuki's eyes went wide.
"I hear it's going to rain today, Kori, are you alright?" Tohru asked.
"Yea, I'm fine!" Kori said, "Why wouldn't I be?"
so that's why she snapped at me...Yuki thought, looking away.
"Hey, Kori." Kyo yawned,
"Go screw yourself," Kori snapped. Everybody's eyes went WIDE...
"What the hell is the matter with you!" Kyo said, anger rising,
"No, the real question is; What the HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?" Kori pointed at Kyo accusingly. She walked out the door, slamming it shut. Everybody looked at the closed door, when she walked back in.
"Sorry, Tahru-kun, I'll be skipping breakfast," Kori said, grabbing her bag, and slamming the door again.
"...Well...that was interesting..." Shigure muttered...
"..." Yuki and Kyo stayed silent.
"Yes wasn't it?" Tohru asked cheerfully.
END
GOMEN, GOMEN! Sorry I couldn't update sooner but school started today...and I was in California the last week of August, and well...I'm sorry...But I'm here now, just so you know I'm still alive, I hope you liked this chapter! Sorry if the updates are late, but you know...school...homework...me not doing said homework...you know...disturbing things like that. Lol, anyways, REVEIW PLEASE!