I have survived, yes people I am back and I have survived my god-forsaken exams to bring you another chapter as my brothers and friends seem to enjoy this story the most and have told me if I don't do a chapter soon they will all spontaneously combust.
I don't know if that is a bad thing yet.
Disclaimer and Warnings: This is getting old surely if you have made it to this chapter without screaming 'AAAAGGGHHH MY VIRGEN EYES!!!' yet, you can probably continue.
This chapter is dedicated to all of my teachers who forced me to study and in doing so have made me take out my frustration out on Bakura.
I give you...
(Oh no run Bakura, or rather don't, cackles evilly)
The world was spinning and yet it was really dark.Who had turned off the Ra-damned lights!
Bakura groaned as he heard a faint calling out to him in the distance.
"Bakura," came the soft voice, it had an annoyingly sickly sweet sound to it he realised.
"Bakura, please, you have to get up."
'No' Bakura thought stubbornly 'I want to stay here, where there is no more annoying assignments or tests and especially no Pharaoh and his stuck up good for nothing friends.'
"Bakura!"
Then came a wave of freezing cold water dragging Bakura back to consciousness. He quickly sat up yelling "What the fuck?"
There in front of him stood, grinning I might add, his good for nothing hikari holding a bucket of, what used to be inside, water.
"I knew that would get you up Bakura," Ryou said smiling.
Bakura raised his hands to his head, "What in Ra's name are you on today? First you hit me with a frying pan, then you force me awake by dumping a bucket of WATER on ME! When I catch you I'm gonna-"
"Bakura," the teacher said for some strange reason still smiling, (There had to be something going around Bakura decided) "I'm going to allow you to skip the rest of class to get changed so you don't get a cold."
At this Bakura smirked, this was great now if he played his cards right he would not only get out of this class but he would also get out of the rest of the day. All he had to do was act as if he had a concussion and everything would be great, no better then great because he would be out of this hellhole.
Unfortunately for him Ryou had already caught onto his plan and he was going to put a stop to it. "Once you're finished your going to meet me outside of poetry class, right Bakura?"
Damn it since when did Ryou became so smart.
Or maybe he was just slipping...
Nah the mighty Bakura King of Thieves never made a mistake, Ryou must've read his mind or something.
Sighing Bakura left the room, unknown to him though a few girls were hatching a devious plan. And once they caught Bakura...
Well let's just say he would be scarred for life.Bakura s l o w l y walked to his next class, the brand new clothes were itchy, not to mention stiff. In the empty halls he suddenly heard the sound of footsteps. He began to walk faster.
The footsteps increased in speed as well.
Then Bakura turned around his eyes widened in horror, it was the females from the media class.
He began to run.
But there was a slight problem, the rest of them were in front of him. Bakura came to a stop, yet the mighty King of Thieves was not beat yet, no.
A good thief always has a second escape plan.
With that Bakura concentrated and his Millennium Ring appeared.
Bakura smirked, "Good luck Ryou, you're going to need it."
And with that the yami disappeared and the hikari appeared in a flash of bright light.
Ryou blinked as he saw the hordes of girls heading towards him, and from the looks of things they didn't look like they were going to say hello.
Throughout the school a scream was heard.Bakura sauntered into the classroom smirking as he heard the high pitched wail, ha the no good frying pan hitting freak had it coming to him. Bakura sat down at the very back, there was yet another assignment due in this class, he had to read out a poem, it wasn't to bad Bakura thought, but after that he was free!
The teacher walked in "Alright, let's get down to business, Raven your up first."
A girl with short purple hair walked up to the front of the room, she was a Goth so everyone knew what her poem was going to be like.
Raven began.
"Darkness is the souls of mortals. The coil of lice that surrounds them, blame your idols for things that fail. All is their fault as you dismiss responsibility. Your inane points of view reek of insecurity and your love is as thin as this plastic world. Your name is not known to the masses and as time passes, you are a rotting corpse that breathes.
Thank you."
She began to walk back to her seat when some overly perverted male shouted out, "I think that would have been better if you were naked." Raven glared at him and sat down as the rest of the class cracked up laughing.
"Oi, everyone shut up, Kuwabara your next."
At this a tall red headed male walked to the front of the class. 'Well this ought to be interesting' Bakura thought, Kuwabara wasn't the most intelligent person around.
"Pot. Pot is like hot Things that are not cool like school, And people that are tools like fools. Ah... Let me be high, man."
(A/N Yes I know OOC but hey I don't particularly care for those of you who have seen Yu Yu Hakusho)
With that the red head sat down, there was a smattering of applause.
"Uh huh," the teacher said, bored, "Next, Bakura."
Bakura smirked as he walked up to the front of the class and then he began his 'wonderful piece of art'.
"The yami is master of all that has lasted. Time, space... nothing. Obey the lord, obey the master. I am the only one. Concern yourself not with the reason of being. I am your answer, fear none but me. I'm the master, of all that will be. Obey fools!"
There was a silence, and then the Bakura gave an evil glare over the class, one of which promised extreme pain to those who laughed at him.
The sound of applause echoed throughout the halls of the school."Ryou has promised to bring Bakura to us at the end of school."
"Alright, is everything prepared."
"Yes" When Bakura saw Ryou he was quite surprised at the fact tact nothing was wrong with him, the look in the girls eyes had promised murder. He then shrugged it off as nothing and continued his conversation with Marik.
"-we need a lot of gunpowder," Marik finished saying.
Bakura blinked, what the hell was he going on about.
"Bakura," Ryou said grabbing his shoulder, "I want to talk to you about something," he sent a look in Mariks direction, "alone," he added pointedly.
"Whatever, see you at the anger management classes later Bakura" with that Marik left the two of them.
Ryou gave Bakura a look, "Follow me." With that he turned and walked away with Bakura following, he had nothing better to do.
They walked down into a deserted, dark classroom when Bakura got impatient, "Ryou what to you want, Ryou? Where are you Ryou?"
The only answer he got was the closing of the door.On the other side Ryou was shaking hands with two girls, "Alright I did my side of the deal Tiamat and D.C. but please don't hurt him too much."
D.C. cackled and rubbed her hands together, "Oh don't worry we won't hurt him... much!"
Tiamat sighed "We're not going to hurt him D.C. just embarrass him."
D.C. gave her infamous puppy eyes, "Can't I just-"
"No."
"Please."
"No!"
Ryou left the two girls arguing wondering what was going to happen to Bakura.Five minutes later
"No, not that anything but that."
"You must learn your lesson Bakura"
"We've got what you asked for"
"Great now the real fun begins, secure those ropes peoples and lets start."
There was a sound of clothes tearing.
"Stop it, hey watch were you stick that thing."
"Hold still."
"What are you going to do with that, oh no, oh fuck no THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY I'M PUTTING THAT ON."
"It's either that or..."
The noise of a whip was heard.
"I'll go with the first thing."
"I knew you'd see it our way"
"Ryou's fucking dead when I get out of here"Bakura peered around the corner making sure there was no one around. Once he was sure he ran around the corner when he suddenly bumped into someone. Both people fell down.
"Sorry miss I didn't see... Bakura?"
Ryou's eyes widened, Bakura had, to put it simply had a makeover...
As a girl.
And he was wearing the Domino High girls uniform.
Ryou tried so hard not to laugh but he failed miserably. He stopped though when Bakura tackled him snarling, 'I'm going to kill you Ryou, I'm going to rip out your eyes and-"
"Wait Bakura I can help you."
Bakura looked at him suspiciously, "How?"
"You can go into your soul room, I'll take you home and then we can go to your classes."
"You buy pizza tonight and I'll let you off."
"Deal."
The two men shook hands and then Bakura disappeared into his soul room.
Ryou then gave a Bakura-like smirk and held out his non-flash camera.
The picture of Bakura in drag was going to be excellent blackmail.
There must be something to water that was going around Domino High this week.Not as funny as the first two but you get that, I'll be updating my other fics soon so don't worry, now that everything is finished, though I still have school.
Review Replies.
Maxine Pegasus J.Crawford XIII: Maybe I should quit my day job and just write if I continue getting these reviews
Vaz1201 and Demona: Well it wasn't soon but it's here now right... Please don't hurt me Demona!
Shadow Guardian of the Gate: Hell yeah I give ya full permission to do so, snickers I just wish I could see those faces, people on diets are sad when they don't need to lose the weight, how could they miss out on all that beautiful food
FearOfDying: Hehe wait for a few chapters then you'll hear Marik and Malik ranting as well
Sailor Tiamat: Neither did I, and I hope you don't mind me using your name.
DreamingChild: Sure you did join in, you were the one with the whip, hope you liked it.
Professor Rose Thorn: Well Bakura is King of Thieves in Egypt while Aladdin's dad was King of Thieves in Arabia, see and yes the teacher was actually high, and ditsy and about the waffle sundae, well I was having cravings and I really wanted one, my brother was eating one in front of me, cruel siblings
Tristeza: Nice doggy uh nice d-d-dog-gy please don't hurt me I was typing has fast as I could and I like my nose right were it is