Angelus: I have returned to give you yet another random event that happened with everyone's favourite yami Bakura

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How to Hypnotise People

Ryou got home without any further events or attacks and now Bakura was in the shower at the moment scrubbing off any remains of makeup and the memory of the event. There had seemed to be a lot of extra touching that was not needed.

"Please hurry up Bakura, your classes begin in a half an hour and I want to pick up my book," Ryou shouted up to Bakura. The sound of water running stopped and Bakura's muffled voice shouted back, "I'll take as long as I like stupid yadonushi" (A/N Host or Landlord what Bakura calls Ryou in the Japanese anime).

At this Ryou grinned, "Not anymore Bakura, after today I'll have the perfect blackmail." Ryou laughed to himself.

Bakura walked around the corner seeing Ryou laughing to himself and shook his head and mumbled to himself, "I must be driving that idiot insane, oh well." He raised his voice, "Aren't we supposed to be going somewhere…"

Ryou shook himself out of his thoughts and nodded "Yes, first I want to pick up my book before they close." With that the two albinos left the house.

Ryou parked in front of the store and undid his seatbelt, turning to Bakura he said please just stay here and don't cause any trouble, I won't be more then a minute."

Bakura just scowled and ignored him, Ryou heaved a sigh and left the car. The moment Ryou shut the door Bakura undid his seatbelt and left the car. "Like that fucking idiot can tell me what to do." Bakura was about to follow Ryou into the store when someone called him.

Correction someone had taken him for Ryou.

Now there was something Bakura absolutely hated, and that was being called by his lights name, that is when he wasn't acting like Ryou. That was the only time he accepted it as it showed how great his acting skills were.

"Hey Ryou we want something from you, you little bastard."

Five ugly idiots surrounded Bakura believing that had some advantage over Bakura, those poor fools. Bakura kept his head lowered, but he had recognised them almost straight away from their uniforms, they were from Rintama high school, their leader was Hirutani. Last time Yami had taken them out for harming Jonouchi, and if Bakura remembered rightly he had electrocuted them. Hirutani's gang had been out for blood ever since but were to afraid to take on Yami even Honda and Jonouchi, but Ryou however was counted as one of the Pharaohs friends but he wasn't with them which made him fair game.

Or so they thought.

"We want to give a little message to Jonouchi and that little brat Yugi," Hirutani said trying to be intimidating, "please follow us."

Bakura was at a loss. What should he do?

Kill them straight away or have some fun first.

Well he did have to wait for Ryou so he thought that might as well have some fun first. Bakura followed them down into the darkness of the ally and smirked. He began to ready his Ring when who should show up, his own personal retainer Shadi. He just looked at him. Bakura scowled knowing what he was there for, Shadi seemed to have an uncanny ability to know when Bakura was going to do something that was against the 'rules'. "Why can't I just torture them a bit," Shadi raised an eyebrow and shook his head.

"Knife them," another shake of the head

"I won't kill them," another shake.

"How about a Shadow game," yet another.

"What are you my fucking father, you're ruining everything." This time the other eyebrow was raised.

"But I want to kill them, I want to kill something," Bakura said stamping his foot like a child.

Rintama gang during this time were confused, the person who was Ryou was talking to thin air, maybe he was a schizophrenic, whatever it was it was freaky.

The looks that Bakura was getting were not to his liking, why did the Pharaoh get to play shadow games while he got to do nothing it wasn't fair, just because Yami saved the world and shit they all took his side.

"Bah fine," Bakura reached for a duel monster trap card, the millennium ring glowed and the five-gang members were trapped. Bakura narrowed his eyes, "You idiots are so lucky he is here," pointing his finger at Shadi who the Rintama gang could not see. With that Bakura staked off leaving them to their thoughts.

"So does this mean we were saved by a voice in that freaks head," one of them asked, unfortunately it was slightly too loud and Bakura heard. Twisting around he brought his switchblade out and was about to throw it when Shadi crossed his arms and looked meaningfully at the millennium ring.

Bakura growled, "Aw shit," and threw the knife so it landed right between Hirutani's legs. Hirutani went pale as Bakura smirked feeling slightly better, "You come near me again," Bakura whispered, "I'll castrate you." This time Bakura left for good leaving the gang speechless.

Bakura stomped into the store, what the hell was taking Ryou so long, he was so bored Ra damn it. Then something caught his eye it was a book but if he mastered the skills in it he might be able to use it on Shadi, and he knew the perfect person to try it on.

Fifteen minutes later Ryou was now looking for Bakura, if only he did as he was told they wouldn't have gotten into this mess. Someone grabbed Ryou by the shoulder, it was Bakura.

"Hey Ryou I've been reading this book right, and I think I've completely and totally mastered it…" Bakura shoved the book into his face, it was titled 'How to Hypnotise People'. Ryou was in a state of shock, Bakura never read books, he watched the movies and then complained about the crappy acting skills.

Then Bakura interrupted his thoughts, "So here's what I'm gonna do; I'm going to hypnotize you. Then I'll get you to do stuff, right… watch, watch!"

Faint creepy music seeped into the background as Bakura stared right into Ryou's eyes and started to wave his fingers about saying "I am hypnotizing you!... I am hypnotizing you! You will be under my complete control! Because I am hypnotizing you, you are now completely under my control. And you have been completely hypnotized"

Bakura paused for a bit, and then he said; "Now you will give me all your money!"

Ryou raised an eyebrow, "No."

"Give me all your money!"

Where was that freaky music coming from, "Not gonna do it."

Bakura looked slightly confused, "But you are hypnotized and cannot resist."

Ryou shook his head.

"I hypnotised you!" Bakura would not give up!

"No!" Ryou said starting to sound frustrated.

"Come on! Please. Come on I really read the book this has gotta work."

Ryou sighed, "You're out of your mind."

At this Bakura rolled his eyes, "Tell me something I don't know or better yet show me, like… you giving me all your money… now!

"The money is mine Bakura."

Bakura groaned, "You know what that fucking book lied to me… this sucks! Fuck it man, hold on I'll be right back I'll just get a gun and hold you up at gun point it's a lot easier that way."

"But you're not supposed to do anything violent Bakura," Ryou said to Bakura's back slightly worried.

Bakura shrugged, "Then I'll just get that photo where you're hugging that teddy bear and sucking your thumb, same difference. Either that or I'll go steal the Millennium Rod off the little dwarf and get it that way either way I will get your money and after that Japan and then the WORLD!" Bakura gave into the urge to laugh like a maniac."

Ryou: --;

Ryou quickly looked for something to distract Bakura with, once he got into these 'Take-over-the-world' speeches it took him hours to get him to shut up. "But… but… but" he spluttered, "your anger management classes are beginning," he looked at his watch, "now."

Bakura gave a heavy sigh, "Fine but you still owe me all your money."

Ryou began hitting his head against the wall.

Angelus: I would like to thank all of the reviewers and to all those who do read this but don't review. Anyways sorry this came out late and it will take a while for other chapters from my other fics to come out because out Internet has really fucked up lately it's freaking annoying. I also had some personal issues to work out, if anyone wants to know Vampire Game well soon be up as will be Lust Desire or None of the Above.

Oh well Please Review.