A/N: Based from a challenge I found on a board I visit. So much possibility with this one little concept.

Bestial Lifestyles: Chapter 01

Lost Humanity

(G.J. Headquarters, 1600 hours)

A folder is slid across the desk of one Dr. Betty Director, the Head of Global Justice. The one-eyed woman picks up the folder and scans through it, her eye widening in surprise at the contents.

"You're telling me that the being in this file is being declared a dangerous animal when she was classified as a human two days ago. Who authorized this?"

The young man on the opposite side of the desk nervously wrings his hands.

"Ma'am, it was authorized by several politicians on the Special Council. Personally, I disagree with them, but I can't officially nor professionally do anything about it. They have given a Shoot-on-Sight protocol about her, should I warn her usual cohort?"

Dr. Director sighs and rubs the bridge of her nose, feeling a headache coming.

"Yes, also notify Kim Possible about this, she'll no doubt want know this as well, seeing how Shego is her Arch-Nemesis, and coincidentally the only being I've seen that can go more than ten minutes with her."

"I'll notify the girl, as well as Dr. Drakken and the rest of the Villain community, apparently the Special Council has also authorized that heavy ordinance should be used to remove this 'dangerous animal'."

(Dr. Drakken's Lair, fifteen minutes later.)

The voice of one Dr. Andrew "Drakken" Lipsky can be heard echoing throughout the complex.

"SHEGO!"

A lithe feminine form clothed in a green and black cat suit drops from the catwalks above him and lands in a crouch behind him.

"You bellowed, Dr. D."

"I was just informed that you aren't legally human, Global Justice is on their way with some pretty heavy ordinance to get rid of you. Since you've been such a 'great' hench-person, I'm going to let you escape this time. I'd suggest you pack light and take your motorcycle to escape. Since I'm not currently doing anything in the way of taking over the world, they will be ignoring me in favor of gunning for you, I'd give them about half an hour before they arrive. So long, Shego, I wish I had more henchmen as capable as you."

Shego looks utterly confused, 'Not human, what the hell? I was born just like any other member of my family, if I'm not human then what are they? I'd better get the hell out while I've still got the ability.'

Shego turns and dashes to her room, only gathering two of her cat suits and a jacket before bolting down to the garage and climbing aboard her motorcycle and riding off into the night.

Dr Drakken looks out the window after Shego as she drives down the road on her motorcycle.

'Good luck, Shego. I hope this all blows over and they return your legal humanity. If I had taken over the world before this point...no, best not to think about it. I've got to contact Kim Possible and ask her for help on the matter, enemies or not, I know the two of them respect one another.'

(Possible Residence, four hours later.)

The body of one Kimberly Ann Possible, better known as Kim Possible, the girl who can do anything, plopped down into her bed exhausted. She had gotten two hits on her site earlier that day that were very similar. One from Dr. Director, regretfully notifying her that Shego is no longer classified as a human, and another from Dr. Drakken asking her to find and protect Shego from the 'good guys' who wanted nothing more than to kill Shego for being a danger to humanity. Kim hadn't had any luck finding Shego on her outing, Dr. Drakken had given her a pretty detailed description of Shego's motorcycle and also said that Shego would likely be visiting her by the end of the day. Kim sighs and shakes her head.

'Leave it to the politicians to screw up a perfectly good balance system.' Kim thought bitterly,

Dr. Drakken, Shego, Monkey Fist, Duff Killigan, and the others were pretty crazy, but if they went down for good then the world would just have some other bigger nut show up and try to take over, one that didn't have the reservations that Kim's current rivals had. All of Kim's current rivals, with the exception of Monkey Fist, had strict no killing policies that they followed. As dangerous as they were, nobody ever died from their attacks. The only one that Kim had fought that wasn't one of 'her personal nuts' was Gemini, Dr. Director's twin brother. The only major difference with him was that he had no qualms killing his subordinates, but again, he wasn't her problem unless he did something to draw her into the confrontation.

Kim hears a knocking on her window, sitting up she walks over to the window and sees Shego looking over her shoulder. Kim opens the window, reaches out and grabs the collar of Shego's jacket, pulling her inside and tossing her onto Kim's bed.

"Relax, Shego, I'm not gonna hurt ya. Dr. D asked me to take you in until we can get you declared human again."

The tension in Shego's body evaporates as she realizes what's going on.

"Princess, I'm so glad I made it here. I had to dodge GJ patrols as well as the local police and animal control. I almost got shot six times on the way into Middleton alone."

Kim walks over to her bed and sits down, leaning against Shego's stomach.

"I never carry a gun because I know you guys don't. I've never seen any of my nut-jobs use anything other than hand to hand combat skills and the occasional non-lethal weapon. I personally think that the government's in the wrong here. But it brings up a question, would you be willing to become my pet if it meant that GJ and all the world's 'enforcement' agencies couldn't touch you."

Shego looks slightly startled.

"Where did that come from?"

Kim sighs and puts one of her hands on Shego's face.

"I've had four hours to think about it, right from when I heard the news that you weren't human anymore. I even went so far as to talk it over with Ron, he's in agreement on this, nobody...regardless of alignment...deserves to be hunted like you are right now."

Shego drops her head onto Kim's pillow.

"You want to know the real reason I came here? I asked all the other villains, even Triple S and his son, nobody would take me in. I finally had to ditch my cell phone because GJ was tracking it. All of my accounts have been frozen, even my Swiss ones. I don't have any options what-so-ever remaining."

Kim hugs Shego around the waist.

"Don't matter to me, I'm not going to let them kill you. Will you accept my little proposal?"

Shego sighs and puts her arms around Kim.

"Gladly, Princess. Gladly."

Kim looks into Shego's eyes and smiles.

"Good."

Kim yawns.

"Now let's get some sleep, Sheena."

Shego looks surprised as Kim drops into unconsciousness wrapped around Shego's waist. Shego drops off to sleep a few minutes later, wondering how the heck Kim knew her birth name.

A/N: Here's the setup. Next is the Adoption.