A/N: If I owned this stuff would it be called FAN fiction? By the way, a quick thank you to NoDrogs for the inspiration for this chapter (And some of the stuff that'll be coming up later.).

Bestial Lifestyles : Chapter 02

Adopting Sheena

(Possible Residence : 0600 Hours the next morning.)

Kim wakes up holding Shego in her arms, blushing slightly she releases the older woman and sits up, grabbing her Kimmunicator (handheld super computer) off the night stand and placing a call to Wade Load, Tech Guru and Coordinator of Team Possible, as well as the Webmaster of Kim's website.

"Hey, Wade."

Wade's slightly sleepy face appears on the Kimmunicator's screen. He removes his night cap and yawns toward the screen.

"What's up, Kim?"

"Remember what happened to Shego yesterday?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Shego and I decided that I should adopt her as a pet. I want you to decide what kind of animal she is, scan her DNA and get back to me with the analysis later."

A green beam lances out at Shego's body and sweeps over her from head to toe. Kim puts the Kimmunicator back on her night stand. Kim looks down at her new guest, soon to be pet and wonders just what to call her, then decides to wake her up to let her decide.

"Shego, wake up."

Shego mumbles in her sleep.

"Gimme a few minutes, Dr. D. I didn't sleep well last night."

"I would if I was Dr. D, but I'm not, wake up."

Shego grumbles and her eyes flutter open then close again.

"Sorry Kimmie, forgot he kicked me out. By the way how did you know my birth name?"

"Huh? I don't know your birth name."

"You said it last night when you went to sleep. Sheena."

"What was your full name before you became Shego?"

"Sheena Go Down."

Kim chuckles.

"It's appropriate. You never did seem to go down when we fought, even after I knocked you into that tower."

Shego sighs and buries her face in the pillows.

"You almost killed me there Pumpkin. If I wasn't almost out of juice from our fights it probably would have killed me."

"Woah, back up there, you survived because you were worn out?"

"Yeah, the voltage didn't hurt me until I maxed out my plasma reserves, then it hurt like hell. By the way, thanks for fishing me out of that river last month, my shoulders were dislocated and my powers were depleted, if you hadn't done your goody-goody act I probably would have drowned in that stream."

"Actually Shego, I realized something last month right after I saved you. Dr. D used your scent when he made that syntho-bastard, cause I was quite attracted to you before that incident and I probably still am to some extent but he smelled exactly the same as you do. But I know for a fact I'm at least Bisexual if not a lesbian."

Shego quirks an eyebrow at Kim.

"I never knew you swung that way, Princess. If I had known I would have left Dr. D a long time ago so I could join up with you. He just wasn't worth the crap I had to put up with."

Kim turns and tackles Shego back down against the bed as a machine flies into her window and circles her room once before flying out again.

"TWEEBS!" Kim yells, Shego covers her ears at the volume.

"Ow." Shego grumbles.

Kim looks apologetically at Shego and then starts to go down stairs to have a word with her brothers when the Kimmunicator goes off. Kim answers it quickly.

"Go, Wade."

Wade sighs as Kim picks up, this situation's out of hand enough as it is.

"Kim, Shego's DNA is closest to that of a feline, but there's several other types of DNA mixed in. Her plasma comes from some rare insect. Her claws are feline. Her fangs, and yes she has them, are reptilian, her skin coloration is a result of this strange genetic cocktail."

Kim nods, then walks back over to the bed and wraps her left arm around Shego's waist in a comforting gesture. She turns her attention back to Wade.

"So, what kind of pet should I list her as?"

"You're going to have to go with Exotic, since it can communicate with you there's a whole slew of things you'll have to do in order to get her registered. I'm sorry, but she'll have to be taken to the local vet and examined, she will also have to tell you what kind of habitat to build for her as well, she will have to be questioned by the vet with you present, standard collar/harness, I'll send you one by the end of today. The good news is that with all the land your parents have around your house there shouldn't be a problem with it. You'll have to make sure she gets plenty of exercise as well. Oh, one more thing about Shego's DNA, it can be transmitted by her plasma, Kim, you'll probably become something similar to Shego by the end of High School if this lasts that long, sooner if you get into Bestiality, which is legal in your state." Wade says, probably hoping that he's covered all his bases and warned Kim of all the problems they could face. GJ should be snooping his systems soon and he might have to shut down for a couple days so Kim can finish up the registration.

Kim nods and turns back to Shego. "Alright, I'll call the vet and see if we can smuggle you over there before GJ realizes I've got you. Unfortunately GJ's main base is here in Middleton so we're going to have to be extremely careful while we are on our way there. We'll go around town the long way, unless you want to wear a cloak with a hood?"

Shego sighs, there's no victory in it for her, either she fries under a cloak or they walk all day and most of the night before arriving at the vet's. "I'll go with the cloak, if a GJ agent sees me I'll hide behind you and let you explain it. If it works out I'll be yours, if not...well...no more Shego."

Kim nods and pulls out a long trench-coat and a bandanna. Kim then gets out her makeup kit and applies flesh tones to Shego's face, attempting to hide her natural green. The over all effect works, but her hair still flows down to her backside, at least it's up in a ponytail. Hoping that's enough change the two of them set off for the Vet's office. Kim keeps one arm around Shego as the two of them start walking.

(Middleton, five blocks from the Vet's office. 1000 Hours.)

Kim and Shego had avoided six GJ patrols and were currently waiting for one last pair of GJ agents to pass before they could make the mad dash to the office. So far the two of them hadn't been seen. Shego and Kim were crouched behind a dumpster with Kim watching the patrol pass. Kim and Shego both take off as the patrol turns a corner, Kim idly wonders why GJ would be blatantly scouring the streets for one animal. After all, they were supposed to be a global agency, why were they so focused on Middleton anyway? Shego slips into the vet's office just as several GJ agents notice Kim and start to question her. Kim sighs and rounds on the agents.

"What is wrong with you? Don't you know who I am. If Shego saw me I'd be one of the first people she'd try to kill. I haven't seen her since my last fight with her almost a month ago. I know she walked away from it, I made sure of that. Are you telling me that she's loose again? Why do I even bother turning her over to you guys, you can't keep her locked up and you can't seem to be able to stop her. I bet you haven't even seen her since she was declared an animal." Kim cuts off her rant and glares harshly at the four field agents standing before her. "Get gone before I kick your asses."

The agents look like they are about to piss their pants under the furious rant of this one high school cheerleader. Shego almost cracks up laughing as they all turn in unison and scramble past one another to get away from the furious red head.

"Damn, Princess, you'd make one hell of a villain, you're a goddess of intimidation. I wonder if they are going to report you for that little indiscretion?"

Kim shakes her head and enters the vet's office. "Nope, they wouldn't dare. They know what will happen if I go evil. I've given them several scenarios of that happening. A lot of them were focused around you too. I warned Dr. Director that if they were to kill you for your crimes, which involve only theft, you didn't have anything other than theft resisting arrest and escaping prison on your record before they did this, I would go rogue and the world would fall."

Shego hugs Kim tightly and purrs into the girl's neck. "I'm so glad you care." Kim flushes at the closeness and hesitantly wraps her arms around Shego.

"We need to get you certified as my pet before we go too much further." Kim leads Shego into the waiting room and talks with the receptionist. The receptionist nods and leads the two of them back into a room.

"The vet will see you shortly. Undress the animal and put her on the table. Mr. Load has already informed us of what we need to do." The receptionist walks out of the room and Kim watches Shego drop the coat and peel her cat suit off. Kim blushes a little bit as she realizes that Shego goes nude under her cat suit. Kim sits down in a chair next to the table and puts her hand on Shego's shoulder.

"Relax, once this is done I can take you home and you'll be safe, we'll both be safe." A few minutes later the Vet walks in. She looks over Shego and smiles.

"The animal looks quite healthy, I take it that she hasn't had any flea problems?"

Shego raises an eyebrow at the vet. "Never had fleas, I've had all the shots a human normally needs, and as far as I know the only disease I've ever had was a cold given to me by Kimmie here."

The vet nods and writes it down. "Excuse me, I've got to check your weight and vital signs, I'll also need you to demonstrate your 'glow'."

Shego complies with all of the vet's requests and ends by sitting on the table with both of her hands alight. "This is the glow, I'm wondering why I was declared a non human and my brothers are still human though. They were exposed to the same stuff I was the same way I was and developed glows of different properties than mine."

The Vet just nods and writes down a note then tells Shego to get dressed. "Kim, I need to talk to you about something."

Kim nods and follows the Vet into the hallway.

"Miss Possible. You do realize that by adopting Shego as your pet you may run the risk of endangering your family to radiation poisoning and or genetic mutations." The Vet begins. "Shego will have to tell you how to maintain her 'glow'. Before you leave I'm going to give you a collar for her. It's strange that she was declared a non-human though. Do you know why?"

Kim looks the Vet square in the eyes. "She was declared a non-human by some high ranking officials in some organization that I'm not particularly fond of right now. I am also quite sure that some of the members of that organization are with me on this particular ish. I've got contacts within their organization that are working to have her declared human again, cause if they don't I'll be in need of an owner for both Shego and myself by the time I graduate high school."

The Vet looks at her strangely. "What do you mean?"

Kim sighs and leans against the wall as Shego finishes dressing herself and comes out of the room. "My genetics are highly susceptible to the mutation that Shego has. I'll be a plasma throwing animal within the next six months, sooner if Shego and I get intimate."

The Vet sighs and hands Kim a sleek black collar and an emerald colored tag attached to it. "Your friend Mr. Load sent these to me. The collar is specially designed to fit Shego's neck and not cut off circulation, the tags are designed to contain all the information needed to return Shego to you should she ever be stolen and if GJ or any other organization harms her, this tag will record it and beam the information straight to your friend Mr. Load."

Kim nods and puts the leash around Shego's neck. Kim then wraps her arm around Shego's waist and leads her up to the front desk where she asks for a leash. The receptionist hands Kim a twenty foot retractable leash with a simple D ring to latch onto the collar. Kim attaches the leash and retracts it as far as she can while she puts her arm around Shego to make it as inconspicious as possible.

As the two of them leave the Vet's office a squad of GJ agents walk up to Kim.

"Ma'am, we were ordered to escort you home by our field commander."

Kim raises an eyebrow at the agent. "Who gave that order, I want a name."

"Field commander Arix gave the order Ma'am."

"Tell Arix that I'm in no need of an escort, you would only get in my way should Shego attack me, I've watched tapes where she took down whole squads of GJ agents, you've seen me cut a swathe through armies of henchmen, I've seen Shego on a number of occasions knock out a full battalion of Henchmen without killing a single one. I don't think you need to worry about me."

The Agent looks nervously at the Teen hero before him. "Ma'am, we will be watching over you all the way, just in case Shego does attack you."

"I said, FORGET IT! I'll be fine, Shego wouldn't attack me in the open with you guys hunting her anyway, she's most likely hiding somewhere in the wilderness to the east of town."

The Agent sighs and walks off, mumbling something about an overconfident mega-bitch. Kim, her arm still around Shego's waist, concealing the leash, walks back towards her house, avoiding the patrols again. As Kim and Shego return to the Possible home Kim's younger brothers come out of the kitchen and look at the two girls. Both of the boys suddenly go wide eyed and dive back into the kitchen. Shego and Kim spin around and jump one to each side as a crossbow bolt lances through the air where the two of them had been a moment ago.

"Kim Possible, you weren't supposed to dodge that." The stranger loads another bolt into her crossbow before taking aim at Shego. "Well, if I can't hit you then I'll shoot your little girlfriend."

As the Stranger fires her second bolt Shego's hand moves like lightning and catches the bolt out of the air as it nears her forehead. Kim flips herself over the Stranger and plants a solid kick onto the back of her head, dropping her like a ton of bricks. Kim and Shego quickly drag the unconscious woman into the house and tie her up using some rope delivered by the Tweebs, Jim and Tim Possible. Shego heads up into Kim's room while Kim stays back to gather information from their assailant. Shego curls up on Kim's bed and falls asleep soon after, the day had been exhausting for her.

(Possible Family Residence, Basement: 1800 hours)

Kim and the Tweebs tie the Stranger up and gag her, placing her in the basement. Kim pulls out an acupuncture kit while the tweebs wake up their 'guest'. Kim pulls up a chair and grins predatorily at the woman before her.

"Who are you?"

The Stranger doesn't answer at first. Kim pulls one of the needles from her wristband.

"I was trained in acupuncture by my mother. She had quite an interesting system worked out. I can use two needles and completely paralyze you from the neck down. She's also told me of an interesting little point on the leg that can force the target's muscles to spasm all over, like a seizure, one needle and you would start twitching. I've got a list of others but you'll find them all quite painful. As I was saying, Who are you?"

The Stranger pales slightly at Kim's shadowed face. She stutters out her name.

"I'm Field Agent Jones."

Kim lines one of her pins on 'Ms. Jones' neck and prepares to stick it in.

"That doesn't tell me anything. Who are you working for and why did they send such a rank amateur after me?"

Ms. Jones closes her eyes and shivers as the needle brushes her skin but doesn't penetrate her flesh.

"WEE contracted me, I've yet to fail a mission until you."

Kim shakes her head and moves the pin from the woman's neck to her shoulder sticking it an inch into the woman's arm. A few seconds later the woman's left side spasms once before she moans.

"I doubt Gemini would call out a hit on me. It's a guaranteed way to get himself handed to GJ on a silver platter. There wouldn't be a place left for him to hide from me or my family. Tweebs, bring out the ice."

The twins salute their sister and run upstairs into the kitchen and return with a tray of ice cubes. Kim grins darkly at Ms. Jones.

"Tell me the truth, Who hired you?"

Kim moves like lightning and sticks needles into eight points along the spine of Ms. Jones, who doesn't feel a thing. Kim's evil grin widens as she leans over the back of her chair. Ms. Jones can't help but squirm under the intensity of the look.

"Alright, WEE didn't contract me, I assumed it was them though, the one who hired me insisted on doing it through a series of drops arranged by phone calls made from pay phones."

Kim holds out her left hand and Jim drops an ice cube into it. Kim licks the ice cube and holds it in her flat palm.

"I'm going to warn you that what I'm about to do is going to burn like hell. You will tell me what I want to know. I want to know all of your bank account numbers and PIN numbers."

Kim grins ferally as she lowers the ice cube onto the collar bone of Ms. Jones, causing the woman to scream in agony as it feels like she is being burned to the core. Kim removes the ice cube and drops it into a nearby tray held by Tim.

"Tell me everything or I'll do it again."

The woman whimpers before spilling all of her secrets out to the Possible trio, Jim recording everything in a little black book. Kim stands up and stretches, popping several joints in her back as she removes all nine needles from her victim. Kim turns to her little brothers.

"Make sure she's found alive and that she remembers nothing of this encounter or never found at all. I'll leave her to you, have fun, boys." Kim laughs mirthlessly as she heads upstairs to join Shego in bed.

Jim and Tim Possible look to one another.

"Hicka-Bicka-Boo?"

"Hoosha!"

The two of them hit their fists together and untie the woman who is still whimpering and shivering in fear. One of the twins runs upstairs and returns a few seconds later with a pair of ray guns of some kind.

"Don't worry..."

"...This won't hurt a bit..."

"...But you're going to feel..."

"...Very strange and..."

"...Very short."

Jim and Tim stand side by side and take aim at the woman's head. The Tweebs fire at the same time and the changes start instantly. A few minutes later and where a young woman once sat curled into the fetal position lays a mouse in a pile of clothing. The twins quickly capture the mouse and put it in a cage.

"Another test..."

"...Animal, Hoosha!"

A/N: Kim may seem out of character in this chapter, but I assure you that she's completely in character for this universe. Paladin or not, she and her brothers have to secure funding somehow, their main means of supporting themselves without their parents knowledge comes from the hit-men and hit-women sent to kill Kim, who perfected a technique of torture that leaves the body unscathed, inspired by the fan character, Kara Fang, created by Hobnob-rev. Kim's brothers usually clean up her 'fun' by transforming her victims into animals and using them for experiments. What Kim's parents don't know won't hurt her.