A/N: Don't own it, Don't want to own it, wouldn't be as good a series if I did own it. If I did own it, it wouldn't be on Disney either. Torture techniques in last chapter were from Hobnob-Rev.
Bestial Lifestyles: Chapter 3
Team Go Incident
(Team Go, Main Base: Go City, 0900 two days later)
A muscular man with a faint blue tint to his skin and hair in a blue and black jump suit (Designation: Hego) looks over at his brothers, one a thin man with a purple tint to his body in a purple and black jumpsuit (Designation: Mego) and the other two are average teenagers with a red tint to their skin wearing red and black jump suits with the coloration of their suits inverted (Designation: Wego A & B). Hego addresses his brothers in a stunned voice.
"Somehow our sister was just declared a non human. We're still human but I don't know for how long."
Mego scoffs and runs his comb through his hair.
"If they declare us non humans we'll just have to find owners or maybe some way to prove we aren't dangerous, I know I'm not dangerous because of my power."
The Wego on either side of him reach over and poke his sides.
"Yeah, shrinking can hardly be considered a dangerous power. We on the other hand will have to find some way to convince the world that even with our duplication trick we aren't dangerous because of anything we got from the comet."
Hego collapses into his seat at the table.
"We've got to help our sister, villainess or not she is family and deserves our help. To the Go Jet!"
(Bueno Nacho, Middleton Restaurant, 1700Hours, Same day)
Kim leads Shego into the Bueno Nacho, the place allows pets, but not dogs, Kim sits down and Shego sits beside her cuddling against Kim's side. Ron slides into the booth on the other side with Monique and a Latino girl in a hot pink shirt and jeans (Designation: Zita Flores) and a young man in a very fancy wheelchair (Designation: Felix) parks himself at the end of the table. Zita and Felix arrived on request from Ron, Monique appeared on request of Kim. Each person present had some Tex-Mex food sitting in front of them waiting to be eaten.
"So, Kim, who's the gorgeous pale girl?"
Shego grins and purrs against Kim's side, Kim puts an arm around Shego.
"My pet, Sheena. Global Justice and several other organizations have deemed her a non human, I'm trying my best to keep her safe. It's been an uphill battle the whole way. I called the four of you here for one reason, I'm going to need one of you to adopt both me and Sheena as pets by graduation. I'm rapidly becoming like her, although I'm probably going to be slightly different. Since she was declared a non human I won't be human either and as such we will both be targets for GJ's eradication squads."
Zita, Monique and Felix nod. Ron sits there passively, he knew what was going to happen in two weeks, Kim and Shego would be living with one of them. Ron wanted to buy a house that was outside of Middleton that they had seen while stopping one of DNAmy's plots. The place was huge and fairly well stocked. It was also out of the way and would make a perfect lair for the one who got the two girls as pets. Ron decides to speak his piece.
"Since the two of them will be Exotic animals I would suggest that we all team up on this. Monique would probably be a good choice for primary owner because she's had pets before and knows how to treat them. Should something happen to Monique the next owner should be either Zita or myself and we should have Felix as a last resort, I have a feeling that GJ won't be so nice in the near future. We have had Wade following GJ's activities over the past week and it appears that the GJ Special Council are not going to repeal their decision about Sheena's humanity. They haven't made a move against Sheena's brothers yet but they are working on something else. I have a feeling that before this trend ends we may have to destroy GJ, WEE, and maybe a few governments before Kim and Sheena would be human again."
Zita and Monique look slightly startled by that, Felix remains calm and collected.
Kim sighs and looks at her friends. "As you can see, we will be in dire need of your help and soon. As your pets we would have to be monitored almost all the time we are out of the house. As for destroying GJ and WEE, I don't think it would be required to get us back our humanity. Dr. Director isn't against us right now but most of her subordinates are against Sheena's continued existence. They haven't figured out what's going to happen to me in about three weeks time. Ron and I asked around and found a perfect base of operations for Team Possible, we would like the three of you to join up with us."
Felix nods at this and then decides to speak his mind on the subject.
"I'm all for the two of you getting your legal humanity back, however I don't think it will be that easy. My mother and I have been working in GJ labs and there has been talk of Dr. Director getting her position revoked and being replaced by another person. As far as the GJ rumor mill goes, the person who will be succeeding Dr. Director will be a real asshole. I don't think it would be in your best interests to remain out of the public eye. If you can get enough publicity you may be able to get protection against GJ and maybe even a petition or two that will force them to return your legal humanity."
Kim and Shego nod and smile towards Felix.
"Thanks, Felix. We'll keep that in mind."
Monique sighs and puts a pair of certificates on the table. Then picks up her burrito and starts eating.
"One of those documents just needs a slight modification and the other needs to be filled out. Kim, the second one is yours. Fill it out and then in three weeks we'll take you to a vet so that we can legally adopt you as Pumpkin."
Kim nods and starts eating her burrito, Shego mimics the gesture only taking one bite before speaking her piece.
"Kimmie and I will be needing a species name, Exotic isn't going to cut it for long. I was thinking Feline Xenoanthropomorph."
Zita finally shakes off her shock. "Alright, so let me get this straight, you need one of us to adopt you as a pet in three weeks time, is there any chance that we will be affected by this as well?"
Kim sighs and shakes her head. "As far as I know the four of you are impervious to what is changing me, which is partially why we asked you to join us in this planning session. Sheena and I will need someone to take us in until this either blows over or becomes permanent."
Zita nods and sighs, leaning back in her seat. "This sucks, majorly. I'm in." Zita puts her hand on the middle of the table.
Monique nods and puts her hand on top of Zita's. "I'm in, no questions asked."
Ron nods and puts his hand atop theirs. "I would never abandon Kim. I'm in."
Felix puts one of his wheelchair's tentacles atop their hands. "Count me in. My mother and I are with you."
Kim and Shego both place one of their hands atop their friends hands. "Then it's settled. Whatever it takes, we will remain together until we can get Sheena's and my own legal humanities restored."
The group finishes their food and leaves Bueno Nacho, heading out towards the old house that Ron had mentioned during their plotting.
(Team Go's private jet, above Middleton, Colorado. 1700 Hours, Same day)
Team Go's jet swoops down and lands beside Kim's house. Hego and Mego step out of the jet and head up to the front door in their civilian clothes. Henry Go Right (Hego's civilian alias) and Matthew Go Straight (Mego's civilian alias) knock on the door of the Possible household. Mrs. Dr. Possible answers the door wearing a karate gi and holding a katana in her left hand.
"Hello, how can I help you boys?"
The two civilian attired superheroes start sweating as they notice that she's quite well muscled and also has a sword with her.
"Ma'am, we have come here to talk with your daughter and her pet, are they in?" Henry asks nervously.
Mrs. Dr. Possible smirks at the two men before her. "I take it you're frightened by this look." Mrs. Dr. Possible sheathes her katana and puts it in her belt. "I was just doing some personal training, GJ attacked me twice yesterday while I was going to and from work. Kim and Sheena aren't here right now, they are meeting with their friends at a local restaurant."
Matthew looks confused. "Why did they attack you, Ma'am? I thought you were the best brain surgeon in the world."
Mrs. Dr. Possible shakes her head. "They want me so they can 'convince' my daughter to give them Sheena so they can kill her. I'm not about to let them take my daughter or her pet. Now then, I take it the two of you are Sheena's brothers, go ahead and get the other two in the jet and bring them inside."
Hego and Mego pale when the woman in front of them identifies them and also points out both Wego without missing a beat. Both of the disguised heroes walk back to the jet and call their brothers out. They all head into the house and sit at the table in the kitchen as Mrs. Dr. Possible brings Jim and Tim Possible down from their room. Mrs. Dr. Possible had prepared extra food, foretelling Team Go's arrival three hours ago.
"I knew you were coming, but really, I was expecting you to arrive earlier than you did."
The twins stand in front of William Go Banks (Wego A's civilian identity) and Wallace Go Banks (Wego B's civilian identity).
"Are you..."
"...two twins?"
The Wegos look at one another and then back at the two kids before them. "Yeah, we are." The two of them answer in unison.
Jim and Tim appear mollified and take their seats at the table.
"I wouldn't suggest...
"...trying anything. We have the house outfitted with..."
"...an experimental defense system. Not even Sheena..."
"...could get through it..."
"...without getting tagged.."
Hego shivers, 'These people are crazy, no way would they need a security system that good.'
As if reading Hego's thoughts Mrs. Dr. Possible chuckles. "The security system is necessary, it was something that was required when we adopted Sheena as our pet. We have to protect her from the assassin teams that have been storming our house every night since Kim started doing the hero thing. How Kim and the boys paid for this system and all the modifications they've done I'll never know."
Mego tilts his head to one side and asks one simple question. "Why do you call her Sheena? That was Shego's birth name and civilian identity before she became a villainess."
Mrs. Dr. Possible and the twins all look at Mego with smug smirks on their faces. "We call her by that name because it's her name. Kim gave her the name and we are merely referring to her instead of the species that is Shego."
Team Go's jaws all drop and dislocate.
"Shego is her own species right now, but in a few weeks time Kim will be a Shego as well. She may have a different color glow and powers but she will still be a Shego. As for the four of you, GJ probably won't take your humanity away if you don't get involved. As for Sheena's lost humanity, we are doing our best to get it back, but it's slow going. We will accept donations to the cause though. I'm sure that you would be willing to do that at least."
Hego recovers and uses a fingertip to push his jaw up and pop it back into place. "Ma'am, I was wondering why you don't want us to get involved."
Mrs. Dr. Possible affixes Hego with a look that brokers no argument. "We don't want you to risk your humanity in this. GJ is no longer the organization it used to be and we need the four of you to stay away from this problem. We can accept your donations but beyond that the four of you should not be involved."
Hego nods meekly and pushes his seat back. "Thank you for meeting with us, Ma'am. We will be making a sizeable donation in the near future, expect the check to be in the mail after we return to Go City."
The four disguised heroes all stand up, salute, and walk out of the house leaving a devious looking group of Possibles standing at the front door of the house. The twins look at one another and grin, Mrs. Dr. Possible kneels down beside her boys and the three start whispering amongst themselves.
(An old house in the forest on the outskirts of Middleton, 1900 Hours, Same day)
Kim, Sheena, Monique, Ron, Zita and Felix arrive at the house deep within the forest west of town. The five of them that could had ridden out on three high end motorcycles and Felix had flown over the forest in his chair. Upon arriving at the house they noticed that several of DNAmy's smaller creatures were present outside of the house. Several small Otter-Flies floated outside of the house. Kim and Shego park their bike and walk up to the door to knock.
DNAmy answers the door and jumps back and starts to cower in fear when she sees the five teens and Sheena at her door. Kim grins brightly and bends down to look at DNAmy.
"Aren't you going to invite us in? We came out here to see you about purchasing something not destroy your home."
DNAmy sits up and looks at the group outside of her home. "Alright, you can come in, just don't touch any of the equipment, I'd rather not have it blown up again."
Kim nods and smiles. "We would like to see about buying this house and the surrounding land, Sheena and I will be needing a proper habitat for a pair of Feline Xenoanthropomorphs."
DNAmy looks at Kim strangely. "Huh? I've never heard of that kind of animal before."
Kim grins and Sheena holds her hands up like paws. "Meow." Sheena says in a mischievous voice.
DNAmy looks at Kim and then Sheena, then back to Kim. "What are you saying? I was told Shego was no longer human but this girl with you isn't her is it?"
Kim waves Felix and Ron forward. The two of them step up beside Kim and Sheena. Felix answers her question.
"She was called Shego before that became her species' common name. Her current name is Sheena."
Ron leans down and smirks at DNAmy who is still cowering on the floor. "Kim's going to become a Shego as well. Something to do with susceptibility to genetic mutation. In any case we want to purchase this house and it's surrounding property."
The Kimmunicator goes off. Kim answers a split second later. "Go, Wade."
"Kim, DNAmy doesn't own the house, she's renting it from a Mr. Phoenix who is currently living in Arizona. He doesn't owe you any favors and he's currently incommunicado, I can't reach him."
"Thanks, Wade. Organize a ride to his home, please and thank you."
"Done, the ride will be waiting for the six of you outside the forest."
Kim, Sheena, Ron, Felix, Monique and Zita grin evilly as they turn away from DNAmy. All six speak in perfect unison. "We'll see you in a couple hours, be ready to move out, if you're not we'll be helping you."
Kim's group head back out to their motorcycles and mount back up, racing off into the woods.
"This forest is awesome, I can't wait 'til we can explore this place." Sheena yells out to the rest of the group. The whole group gives a cheer as they race through the trees towards their waiting ride.
(Phoenix Manor, Arizona, 2000 Hours, Same day)
The Comanche helicopter that had been their ride landed outside of Phoenix Manor, a large house that appeared to have been made out of bricks and metal, the place was huge compared to the house they had chosen to be their home base. Kim and Sheena turn to one another and nod before knocking on the door.
A young man no older than twenty years old opens the door. "Hello, Amy told me you were coming. She called a few minutes ago. She said you wanted to buy the house she is renting and the surrounding forest. Do you have any idea how expensive it is? Seventy five million for the forest and the house will bring it up to an even hundred million."
Kim shrugs. "You see, we need that place, one hundred mil was the maximum we were going to offer. My friends and I promise to take excellent care of that forest, after all, it's a perfect habitat for Sheena."
The young man smirks at Kim. "You see, I know of you and your exploits, Miss Possible. I know who the young lady with the green tinted skin is. I've followed your hero career quite closely. I've got a couple openings in my company for testers, I'd be willing to offer you and your friends jobs as well as the house. I'm sure you'll agree. What's a team of crime-fighters without a mode of transportation?"
Ron steps around the girls and looks him in the eyes. "Give us your name and what your company does and we might consider it. Right now, we just want the house and it's surrounding forest. One hundred million dollars, even with promise to care for the forest, correct?"
The young man nods and jumps backwards landing in a large chair. "My name is Otritzi Phoenix, as for what my company does...many things, we design aircraft, weapons, vehicles, and tools. As for what your jobs would be...merely testers, we send you the gadgets and you use them in your missions. I used to have a couple villains do that but then they got caught and I had to cut them loose. It's so hard to find a good weapons tester in the civilian world, nobody's adventurous enough."
Kim and Sheena look at one another. 'Testers, huh?' They both think the same thing. Kim nods to Sheena.
"Sounds good to us, but we aren't going to both be legally human in about three weeks."
Mr. Phoenix looks back and forth between the two of them. "Not human, huh? What's going to make Miss Possible not human?"
Kim sighs and leans against Sheena's shoulder. "Sheena's powers have been bleeding into my body as we fought for these past three years. The incident where I got Hego's powers for a few days sealed the deal, I'm very susceptible to mutation, I'm developing a glow, haven't figured out what it does yet but I've got one."
Mr. Phoenix nods and hands a deed to Ron. "I trust he will be able to own things past that three week point, correct?"
Ron nods. "I'm immune to the effect as are the others with us. Kim was susceptible because of the amount of contact with and abuse from Sheena's powers she has had. The rest of us will be quite immune unless she were to cut us and push her plasma into our bodies twice a month for four years like she has Kim."
Mr. Phoenix sits back and looks at the roof. "Keep the hundred million. I'm going to donate it to preservation of the Shego species. I hope the six of you survive until we meet again. My personal jet will take you home, I trust those are your motorcycles parked outside of my house."
"They are." Ron answers. "By the way, Team Possible accepts the job, thank you for hiring us."
As Kim and friends leave Zita, Felix, and Monique shake their heads, that was almost too easy. Zita wondered if the house had access to the internet or not. Felix worried about his mother and the trend of things at GJ. Monique couldn't wrap her mind around having both Sheena and Kim under her control as pets.
Kim and Sheena were both extremely and inexplicably happy, a forest all to themselves, they were getting jitters thinking about it, they'd have to fence the forest in to keep most humans out. 'Wait, why did I think Humans instead of people?' The two of them think at the same time.
Ron was the calmest of the group, unused to the lead he was questioning himself, was he ready for this or not? Shego and Kim were counting on him to lead Team Possible through this tough time. Rufus had been asleep in his pocket for most of the day, it was strange that his pet was so quiet. Ron decided to stop by the vet's office on the way home tonight. The group mounted their motorcycles and they take off for the VTOL jet that was going to be taking them back to Middleton.
(Forest west of Middleton, Colorado, 2100 Hours, Same day)
The group drove into the forest on their motorcycles and worked their way through the forest with ease. Arriving at the house they see DNAmy sitting on the porch with her Snowbeast.
"Mr. Phoenix already called me, I've taken all of my stuff out of the house and shipped it to another of my lairs, I'd like to help you so I'm going to leave a group of Grizzly-Lions behind, they are trained so don't worry about them attacking you. If you ever want to have kittens, Sheena, I can probably mix up some way to impregnate one or both of you."
Kim blinks at DNAmy's proposal, 'Where the hell did that come from? I'm kinda curious how she's going to do that.'
Kim and Sheena both look one at DNAmy and ask the same question. "Why are you offering your services to us?"
DNAmy turns to the others and smiles serenely, a very scary sight. "I can't wait to see the kind of offspring the two of you will have."
Kim and Sheena both shiver and huddle together. Ron sighs and steps up to DNAmy. "Thanks for the offer Amy, but not right now, Kim's not a Shego yet and thank you for the extra guards, we might need them when GJ figures out where we are keeping Kim and Sheena. If we ever do need your help we will have Wade contact you. As for right now, I think it would be in your best interest to get away, GJ is about to come storming through the tree line."
DNAmy nods and climbs aboard her Snowbeast and it jumps off over most of the forest. Kim, Sheena, Zita, Monique and Felix go inside of the house and begin taking inventory as Ron sits on the porch to give GJ the boot. Inside, the group splits up and searches each floor with Kim and Sheena together. Outside a team of ten GJ agents step out of the tree line armed to the teeth with guns, blasters, and other weapons.
Ron sighs. "Alright, the ten of you have thirty minutes to get out of this forest before I start siccing lawyers on GJ for trespassing. This house and the surrounding forest are my property. I don't want you here, so get gone before I have to resort to more drastic measures."
As Ron finishes his spiel several Grizzly-Lions step out of the woods and up to Ron, standing beside him and looking at the GJ agents hungrily. Ron holds up one of his hands and calmly says in Grizzly-Lion, "Not yet. Give them thirty minutes to get out of the forest then give chase, do not leave the forest."
Ron chuckles. "Get moving if you want to stay alive." The GJ agents all go wide eyed and turn to run. Ron turns around and goes into the house where Zita is sitting on a chair at one of the terminals in the house. Zita turns to see Ron coming into the house.
"So, I take it our pets will be safe here?"
Ron nods and stands behind Zita, looking over her shoulder. "So, how's Everlot going? I've been playing some in my free time, what little of it I actually have. My character's going to be a rogue/wizard for now, I've got him three fourths the way up both job trees."
Zita nods and indicates another terminal. "Cool, log in on that terminal over there and let's do a little questing."
Ron does as he's told. "Sounds like a plan, where in Everlot do you wanna meet up? I'll have Monique or Kim take Rufus to the vet."
Monique walks into the room as Ron says the last part. Monique leans down beside Ron. "Where is your little naked mole rat buddy? I haven't seen him all day."
Ron reaches into his left cargo pocket and removes Rufus, handing him to Monique who looks the little guy over before slipping him into her left cargo pocket and walking out the door to board her motorcycle and leave.
"The GJ agents should either be outside of the forest or dead by now. If they are dead, they died because of Grizzly 'bear' attacks. If they escaped so what. Part of the reason I wanted this forest was because it screws with compasses and GPS barely works because of how thick the trees are."
Zita grins as her character finishes off a group of monsters with a single strike. "It's almost like GJ is a bunch of idiots. This forest is rumored to be magical in nature and they send in a bunch of guys with guns, not going to do much when we are the ones controlling the forest."
Kim and Sheena walk into the room where Zita and Ron are playing the Everlot. "How's the virtual monster hunting going?"
Ron chuckles and turns to Kim and Sheena after wiping out a couple monsters with a spell. "It's going good, care to join us? We could use a Spritekin or two as lures for these weaker monsters, I can promise good XP and your characters will be at minimum five levels higher by the time we stop playing tonight."
Kim nods and takes a seat at the third terminal, she brings up Everlot and logs onto her character. "I'll join you, Sheena, why don't you make a character on here?"
Sheena shakes her head and sits down at the terminal beside Kim. "I'll do that, just one question though, do all female characters start out as spritekin?"
Zita shakes her head. "No, they don't. But Spritekin are the fastest race in the game, they make good rogues and they also move like lightning, personally I hate fighting spritekin cause I can't hit them."
Sheena creates her spritekin and joins Kim, Ron, and Zita for a night of Everlot. Lucky for them it was Spring Break.
A/N: Fear the plotting Possibles. I had to patch up a small plot hole I've seen in the other Shego's lost humanity fics. Why wouldn't Team Go try to find her, she is family after all and as much as she hates them, they do care about her well being.