CHAPTER 3: A GIRL TIGER

"Now I'm stuck in this cave!" Calvin complained.

Just then, he heard a roar. Fortunately, Calvin had a flashlight in his pocket, so he turned it on and he flashed the light on the person…but it wasn't a person, it was a tiger!

"Don't eat me! I heard that an average person has a lot of cholesterol. 75 mg I should say. I'm also high in carbs and calories!"

"I'm not going to eat you!" The tiger said. Calvin was stunned.

"You can talk?" Calvin asked.

"Yes. I'm also a girl tiger. My name is Alex." The tiger said.

"You must be a stuffed tiger."

"Yes I am." Alex said. Calvin got out a picture of Hobbes.

"I also have a stuffed tiger." Calvin said.

"His name is Hobbes. Don't worry, he's single."

"Well, he's a little cute." Alex admitted.

"Well, you're going to have to get us out of here." Calvin said.

Alex dug a tunnel. Two hours later, they were out, but Calvin didn't make it. His temperature was too low. Suddenly, Calvin's alter egos came to life. Stupendous man healed Calvin. Calvin woke up.

"You guys are my alter egos!" Calvin said.

"I'm Tracer Bullet. Private eye." Tracer Bullet said.

"I'm Spaceman Spiff. Space extraordinaire." Spaceman spiff said.

"And I'm stupendous man. Superhero!" Stupendous man said.

"You guys are real?" Calvin asked.

"Well, duh!" Spaceman Spiff said.

"Don't you remember in the last movie you fainted?" Tracer Bullet asked. Calvin nodded.

"Well, that's when we came out of your body. Stupendous here healed you!" Calvin was stunned.

"We came from your stomach." Stupendous man explained.

"And it's disgusting, too! Every time you eat something, big pieces of food come rolling down to the stomach. Once there were 5 big pieces of food and the other four came rolling to…"

"I think we get the point, Stupendous!" Tracer Bullet said.

"Look, Calvin. All you have to do is go back to the cabin and apologize to Hobbes. Well, it's time to go!" Calvin's alter egos went back to the stomach, but before they did, Tracer Bullet said

"Lay off on your mom's hamburger casserole!" Calvin took Alex and ran to the cabin to apologize to Hobbes.