CHAPTER 6: THE SURPRISE
The wedding was starting. There was the groom…but no bride!
"The bride is gone!" Hobbes said.
"Runaway bride! Call the police! Call the F.B.I.! Call the I.R.S.! Call…"
" Hobbes, calm down!" Calvin said.
"Last time I saw Alex, she was in the cave. Let's go check."
Calvin and Hobbes went into the cave and saw Alex. They also saw little kittens.
"Alex just had babies!" Hobbes said.
"Wow, that means that you're a dad, Hobbes!" Calvin said.
"This is very weird. Especially when you guys were about getting married!"
But unfortunately, they had to sell the kittens. Hobbes was crying when they took away the last kitten. The wedding still went on. Calvin's alter egos came out of Calvin's body to see the wedding.
"Wow, this is better when Hobbes knew that we exist but didn't tell Calvin even though we were in a movie called superheroes 3!" Calvin glared at Hobbes.
"How long have you known?"
"A couple of months." Hobbes said.
"My mom and dad would've told me about something I don't know!" Calvin said.
"Even Susie, or Moe, or even Bill Watterson, but no, you just had to keep it a secret for two whole months! I'll forgive you, but on one condition!" Calvin whispered in Hobbes's ear.
Hobbes eyes grew big. Tracer Bullet was Hobbes's best man and Stupendous Man and Spaceman Spiff were ring barriers.
"Hobbes, do you take Alex to be your wife?"
"I do."
"And Alex, do you take Hobbes to be your husband?"
"I do."
"I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride." Hobbes kissed Alex on the cheek.
Calvin's alter egos went back into Calvin's body and Calvin, Hobbes, and Alex went back to the cabin.