Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Fullmetal Alchemist. Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Fullmetal Alchemist belongs to Hiromu Arakawa...not me.

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"Aaaagghh! My tongue is burning!" Inuyasha yelled as he ran around in circles. He had eaten the spicy curry that Kagome brought for herself. She was trying to stop him so he could get a drink of water, but... it wasn't working too well.

"Inuyasha! Stop runni--! I'm trying to--! Inuyas--! ...Inuyasha! SIT!"

With that one little tiny word, Inuyasha slammed face first into the ground. He twitched a bit and started mumbling something in the dirt. Kagome picked up his head and poured some water down his throat.

"Feel better?"

"Yeah..."

There was a big sound that came from the direction of the Bone Eater's Well and Inuyasha jumped up immediately. He sniffed around for the scent of anything strange. His ear twitched when he smelled something unfamiliar. Then he took off running towards the Bone Eater's Well.

When he finally got there, he walked over to the well's opening and looked inside. Nobody was there. He blinked a couple times and turned around. Right in front of him was a little golden-blonde haired boy and a giant suit of armor.

"Hey, do you know where we are?"

Inuyasha just kept on staring. Kagome came out of the bushes and was breathing heavily.

"Inu...yasha...Why couldn't...you wait...for...me...?"

She looked up and saw the boy and armor. She was about to scream when the boy asked, "Hey, lady. Do you have any idea where we are? This guy won't tell us." Kagome nodded, "Yeah. We're in Fuedal Era Japan. How'd you two get here?" The boy shrugged.

"So, what's your name?"

"My name' Ed and this is my brother Al."

Both Inuyasha and Kagome stared at Al and said, "This is your brother?"

"Uh...hi."

"...Hi Al! It's nice to meet you!"

Kagome looked at Inuyasha and said, "Inuyasha. Quit being rude and say hi to Al."

"You're huge!"

She whacks him on the head.

"What!" he yelled. She looked at him and gave him a sly smile.

"Sit boy."

Again, face first into the dirt. Ed and Al stared at him in amazement.

"How'd you do that?"

Then they heard someone yell and whack someone else on the head.

"Get away from me! Ugh! You're such a PERVERT! There's no way you can be a monk!"

Ed ran through the trees, but didn't go very far before running into a blonde haired girl. He smacked into her and they both toppled over. He smiled and said, "Oh...there you are Winry." He stood up and then saw the other person. He was laying on the ground with a giant lump on his head. Winry pointed at him and said, "That's the guy! He was touching my butt! He's just a plain pervert! And he told me that he was a monk!" Ed poked at the guy in the purple robe. He opened his eyes and stared at Ed.

"Hi."

Ed helped him up and Winry was ready to whack him again. The man walked over and picked up his staff. He turned to Ed and said, "Hi. My name is Miroku."

"My name i--."

Before Ed got to finish, Miroku was holding Winry's hands saying, "You're a very pretty girl," Winry blushed. He continued, "Will you bear my children?" Winry whacked him in the head again.

"WHAT! Okay pal! I'm not gonna bear any child of yours!"

Inuyasha and Kagome stared at them from the trees. Inuyasha was saying to himself, "Miroku's such a retard. A woman won't fall in love with you if you keep asking them to bear your children."

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