PF: Oh lookie, chapter two! Well. Here goes.

Summary: Another Irken invader is sent to earth to help Zim. While she is better at fooling the humans, she is still accused of being an alien. Will she be able to help Zim conquer earth?

Chapter two: A day in the life of two alien invaders.

It was before skool started on a gloomy day. Zim could just tell it was going to rain soon so he put on a bottle of glue and went to Mer's house. "Mer! Come out here now!" He commanded. "Before it rains."

"Why? It's just a little wet stuff. You're so funny." Mer walked outside and it started raining. "See, no problem- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What is this!" Mer rolled around and ran all over her yard before going back inside.

"Here, put this on." Zim handed her a bottle of glue and she covered herself with it.

They left for school in the rain. "Mer. I saw you running around in the rain this morning. How'd it feel. Did it hurt?"

"Oh that's nonsense. Of course not. I was just playing around in the rain." She smiled and then kicked him before other students could notice.

"Hey! What was that for?" Dib glared at Zim and smiled. "You've been together half the time she's been here Zim. I'll expose you for the aliens you are! And Zim! Why aren't you green anymore?"

"Because I finally went in for surgery." Zim said proudly. Trying not to let Dib know how much he disliked the disguise.

Dib started walking away. "Hey, Dib!"

"What?

"How do you know Zim doesn't just like me?" Both Zim and Dib started laughing. "Oh you two are so silly." She giggled. "Bye now."

After everyone was in class the skool bell rang and Ms. Bitters started talking about world war forty-nine. "And the whole reason the president died is because he amounted to NOTHING! Mer, what do you want?"

"Dib is watching me obsessively. And it's scaring me." She pretended to be afraid and the whole class began booing Dib.

Dib argued. "I'm not watching her obsessively! Okay so maybe I am. But that's because she's an alien. Just like Zim. Has any one noticed that Zim looks normal?"

"Well that's because I am normal!" Zim said. "I got the surgery last night." He laughed.

"Well what about the recovery?" Dib asked.

"Silence!" Ms. Bitters commanded. "You're all worthless! So stop arguing!" The class settled down, Zim and Mer glared at Dib sometimes while Dib began thinking of ways to expose them.

After a couple hours the lunch bell rang and Mer and her new friends went to lunch, Zim and Dib trailing shortly after them. "Hold on girls, I have to go talk to Zim and Dib. Be right back!" She skipped happily to where the two stood. "So. You, with the big head."

Neither of them said anything before Zim had to explain. "She's talking about you Dib."

"I do not have a big head!" Dib screamed in frustration. "Whatever, what do you need from me? Hey!" Mer put a hall pass around Dib's neck and started hauling him towards the skool door. "Never! Let go of me!" He started to try and wriggle free.

"Zim, could you come help me throw this kid out the door? He'll explode." She laughed.

"Hey, why didn't I think of that?" Zim said to himself. Then shrugged. "Okay." Before Zim could grab one of Dib's arms he punched Mer's face and she fell back, releasing Dib as he ran far enough away so that he could at least get the pass off.

"Hey, that kid hit a girl! Get him!" Several students formed a mob and started chasing after Dib.

Ms. Bitters swooshed to the front of the line and hissed at him. "Dib. You get detention for the next two days."

"But she was trying to kill me!" He pointed to Mer who was pretending she was hurt terribly, by crying. Zim was trying not to laugh at her because she was crying. "You don't believe me do you."

"No." Ms. Bitters took off the pass and sent everyone to eat lunch.

"You think that's funny don't you?" Dib asked Zim and Mer.

"Yes. Yes we do." Zim answered. " You're lucky I hadn't come sooner, or you'd be in a million little pieces on the school grounds." Zim laughed his evil laugh, and when Dib left, returned to telling Mer the dangers of earthanoid food.

After skool, Zim and Mer were Dib free. "Well, I'm glad he has detention for the rest of the week. Let's see if there are any good ways to speed up the process of finding the weaknesses of this silly planet."

"Well. They're stupid. And they believe everything we say." Tejay came from out of Mer's house as they passed. "And they follow the things they desire." Zim pointed out.

"Then we should see what they favor most in a person and be that person. Or we could try to gain the trust of their superiors." Mer suggested.

"How would we do that?" They walked up Zim's sidewalk and entered his house. "Gir! Turn the T.V. off. We have research to do. Mer, you should go to your house, that way we can get twice the information in the same amount of time."

"Okay, bye Zim!" She and Tejay left to Mer's house to get every bit of information they could. All night they looked and took notes. They found a lot of stuff, even stuff about aliens being found and dissected by the government. It worried them but this gave them reason to believe that they were better than other alien species.

Now they had plenty of knowledge on the human government. America was considered powerful by some people, and since that's where they were, that's where they decided to stay. America has a president man from president land, and he is highly respected. So Zim decided they would try to trick him into telling the worlds secrets. And if he didn't know them all, they would risk breaking into some place with such knowledge.

"How are we going to do this then?" Mer asked.

"I don't know. Let's wait until after skool to decide. We'll have the whole weekend to think things over." Zim said.

"How long is this 'weekend'?" Mer asked. "I haven't been here long enough to know."

"Oh yeah. It's two days that all the humanoids spend watching T.V. or something else stupid. It's perfect for performing long tasks. like taking over the world. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Dib heard Zim laugh and went to catch up with him. "Hey, Zim. Why are you laughing?" He asked, stepping in front of them and walking backwards.

"Because you're about to," Dib stepped back and hit his enormous head on a pole. "walk into a pole." Mer laughed, and so did Zim. "You never stop making me laugh Dib." She continued to grin as they walked the rest of the way to skool.

Like every day at school, it was extremely uneventful. Zim and Mer didn't eat at lunch and Dib tried several times to prove they were aliens. And finally, the skool day was over.

"Run Mer, we need to get as much done today as possible." Zim and Mer started running, when they realized they could just get rides from Tejay and Gir. They hid behind a bus and contacted their robots. "Gir, come pick me up. We have much to do."

"Okay!"

"Tejay. we can finally get something done! Come and get me. We'll be going to Zim's house." Mer told her Sir Unit.

"Yes Ma'am." It's image faded and they waited for their friends to come. They arrived together, Tejay ran, but Gir flew. Mer hopped onto Tejay and Zim grabbed onto Gir's ears. "Okay, lets go!" And off they went.

"So how should we start?" Mer asked Zim. "It should start simple, so that Dib kid can't tell what we're doing until it's too late."

"We should start by writing a letter to this president man. We could propose some sort of thing that looks good for the humanoids, but helps to take part in it's destruction!" He told her excitedly. "Something that could cause stupidity." They stopped in front of Zim's house.

"I'm starved. Let's eat some snacks first." Mer said. "The food here stinks, nothing but meals. There aren't any good snacks."

"I know. It's awful." Zim got some chips, soda and sandwiches from his refrigerator and the two of them sat down to watch T.V. while they thought of what to write.

"We could send Gir. He could rot the president mans brain. e would be easier to fool. Better yet we could make Gir hypnotize him, so he could do whatever we say. He would take over the other countries and turn the leadership over to us. This would be much more subtle, so Dib wouldn't be able to interfere."

Gir turned to look at them. Smiling he said, "I love this show."

"Yes, yes we know." Zim said, annoyed. "Wait a minute, You haven't even turned the T.V. on yet!" Zim turned the T.V. on and there were two figures bouncing up and down, repeating the same noises over and over again.

Mer gasped in horror. "What is this? It's revolting Oooh take it away!" Tejay growled at the T.V. and barked. "Is anything else on?"

Zim shrugged. "Only the scary monkey show." Zim changed the channel to reveal a monkey that looked horribly tortured, just standing there.

"I'm gonna dance like a monkey!" Gir got up and started hopping around.

"Hmmmmm. Maybe we should ship him off to the president man." Zim stroked his chin. "Then again. He's so stupid he might tell them everything." Zim bit into his sandwich.

The figure of a person came down Zim's walkway. "Hey, Zim. Look out your window. I think someone is trying to spy on us." Mer walked over to the window and tried to peek out. "He's gone... Tejay go look outside."

PF: And they all lived happily ever after. Well that's all folks. For chapter two that is. Remember, eat your cheese and stay in bed. Come back and read chappie three, KK? Review too. Bye now!