PF: Okay, I hope you liked the previous two chapters, here's chapter three.

Disclaimer: I own no Zim. It belongs to some other person. Like Jhonen Vasquez, the creator.

Chapter three: Zim, Jealous?

Tejay went to look out the window. "Ma'am. There's a hole in the ground." He said.

"Oops" Zim said.

"What do you mean, oops? Whatever. This can't be good. Tejay and I will go and get whoever it is that's in the hole." Mer took Tejay and went to catch whoever was there.

"You do that while I go beef up my security." Zim ran to his toilet and hopped in. "Come on Gir. I need your help."

"Aww. Okay." Gir said disappointedly. "Can I come?" He asked eagerly. Gir grabbed onto Zim's head and they started spiraling downwards.

(Outside by the hole) "Tejay, this hole goes strait down. Jump on in and land on the idiot digging it up." Tejay jumped in and landed on a machine. "Drill through it, but be quiet about it." Tejay did as he was told and jumped into the hole, Mer followed.

Tejay quietly drilled a hole into the machine. It seemed as if they were burrowing underneath Zim's house, and burrowing quickly too. They needed to buy some time, or distract whoever was controlling the burrower. Of course, when they got inside they discovered that it was Dib. He was too smart to just fool long enough to change the directions and coordinates.

Mer was worried about how she should do it. She came up with the perfect plan and gasped in horror. She began to whisper to herself. "There has GOT to be another way. Arghh! There isn't any time." She raised her voice so Dib could hear. "Hey Dib! What are you doing underneath Zim's house? And how did you get this thing?"

"Mer! What are you doing here? I got it in the mail! Now go away!" Dib turned to face her and pointed toward the hole in his machine. "Go, now!"

Mer hesitated and walked up to Dib. "Please change the coordinates or give up. I really don't want to do this. Honestly."

Dib shook his head. "Never!" Mer growled and reluctantly kissed him, reaching behind him and typing his own homes coordinates into the computer.

Dib realized what was happening and threw Mer off of him. "That was disgusting!" Dib started rolling around on the ground. "Now I'll have some hideous alien disease!"

"Whatever. Bye." Mer climbed out and Zim greeted her at the door. "So, what happened, why did you say 'oops'?"

"Oh, nothing. Just a minor problem. Did you take care of it?" Mer smiled and nodded. "It was Dib, wasn't it?"

"Yup. Now, let's just focus on writing a letter to the president man, shall we? Dib talk is making me sick!" They walked back into Zim's house and moved into his base. "So. Ummm. Here we go." They spent the whole weekend writing the letter to the president man.

Dear Mr. President-man,

My associates and myself have come to the attention that you are in very much danger. We put our heads together and decided that we should make you a robot! He may look stupid, but do not underestimate his power! He could take any one down if he wanted to. He is also good for mind control, not that he would ever control your mind. But he is very good for any task you give him! Please, accept this robot and let him guard your life, put it in his little robot hands!

Love, Zim and Mer Invader

On monday morning they mailed the letter, complete with Tejay inside of it. He would take over the president's brain and take all of the valuable information. Then send it back to Zim and Mer, afterwards he would help the president-man make a few bad decisions.

They set off for skool. On the way there, they discovered that Dib had taken a severe beating from his sister when he surfaced in their living room. He had a black eye and it looked very uncomfortable. He also had a cold.

"This is all your fault, Mer! I would never have caught a cold if you hadn't," He shivered. "Kissed me! Blech!"

Zim was surprised and he stopped walking. "You KISSED him! That's just DISGUSTING! Ughhhh, how could you even consider doing that! I thought you were trying to kill him!"

"I needed to buy time. I warned him but he wouldn't listen! And if I had waited any longer he would have come up in your lab!" Mer kicked Dib. "That was your fault Dib! As for the cold, that wasn't me either. You probably left your window open all night!" They proceeded to walk to skool.

"How could you possibly kiss him! That's just wrong!" Zim was still shocked.

Dib laughed. "Are you jealous, Zim? She's rather be with a human than with you!"

Mer took her turn laughing. "Dib, you don't know how desperate anyone would have to be to like you, do you. And don't worry Zim! I like you a lot more than I like that Dib thing." She stopped and thought for a moment. "Wait... I despise Dib." She giggled and walked on.

Zim was confused. 'Wait a minute. Does she like me?" Zim asked Dib.

"Oh, only since her first day at skool. You're dumb." Dib re-began his walk to skool.

"Dumb like a moose Dib. Dumb like a moose." Zim laughed and realized he just insulted himself. He growled and ran to catch up with Mer. "Are you sure your robot will be okay?"

"Duh. He could defeat any human he came across. And if it gets too dangerous then he can fly home." She assured him.

They barely got to skool in time, and they spent the day learning pathetic human stuff's. Dib and Zim were thoroughly grossed out and Zim couldn't make a big enough deal out of Mer kissing Dib.

Mer ate lunch with the human girls, she seemed popular enough so that she blended in perfectly. Zim ate with Mer and her 'friends' sometimes, but they usually flaked away within minutes when he arrived. "So what are you going to do about it? You should thank me for saving your base! Or was Dib right? Are you jealous?"

"I'm not jealous! That would be ridiculous! But how could you kiss a human?" Zim asked.

"The same way you would kiss an Irken." She drank some soda. "It didn't hurt anybody but Dib. I had to find a way to change the coordinates. He surfaced in his living room and Gaz beat him up!" She laughed.

"Fine. As long as we benefited from it." Zim left the table and all of Mer's friends came back.

They were all talkative, being girls and all that junk. "So, does Zim or Dib like you?"

"Well, I'm sure way, way deep down Zim does. but Dib... nope. Thank god for that." they all laughed and talked about STUFF. The day was exceedingly boring and they didn't learn anything.

A lot of the time it went something like this: "Dib! Tell me what ten times two is!"

"Twenty."

"Wrong! Zim. What's ten times two?"

Zim wasn't paying attention. "What?"

"That's correct!"

After several days, they got a reply letter from the president-man.

Dear Zim and Mer Invader

Thank you very much for this high-tech robot. I will let him assist me in doing my work. He is...

The letter went on and on about how he was glad to have better security, something to do paperwork for him and how his life would be much easier from then on. It was only a few more days until The president-man was under their control.

"I love being me." Zim said, full of pride and arrogance. "You can go back to Irk now. I don't need your assistance."

Mer laughed at him. "If you haven't noticed, my robot is still in washington. Plus, if it weren't for me, you would have taken much longer to find this brilliant plan. I'm going to go home now! Bye!" Mer walked back home to her Earth house and thought about stuff. Zim was just being stupid. He couldn't survive without her. She had helped him to get as far as he had and he would give her no credit. Plus, she liked him too much to just leave him all alone.

She decided to stay on Earth, she would ignore Zim and see what he did. And she would try to pretend to actually like Dib. Zim would get jealous and come back to her for help sometime.

PF: Sorry that took so long. Thanks for reading it and please review! My eyes are like puppies! The next chapter will be up... eventually.