DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN INUYASHA SO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT!
Chapter 7:
Oh wow…
Kagome POV
"… a little less lecherous…" I hear Sango say in disbelief, she chuckles at the thought. It's a little hard for me to believe also, that Miroku of all people could be any less perverted. HA! That is hilarious, I think he heard Sango though because he looks like we hurt his feelings a little. I do feel kind of bad we have been kind of mean to him but he only brought it on himself. Inuyasha went across the hall to find his cell phone. I still get this feeling like we are being watched, but I just try to shrug it off. I turn on the radio and I hear one of my favorite songs so I turn it up and start singing along and jumping around the room.
Oh, well
imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't
help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of
words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!"
says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame,
what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
I'd
chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a
goddamn door!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of
things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in,
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
No,
it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense
of...
Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean
technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so
pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this
way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for
a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
I'd chime
in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn
door!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't
you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's
much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and
rationality.
Again...
I'd chime in, "Haven't you
people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's much
better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and
rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
closing a goddamn door!"
No, it's much better to face these
kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Again...
"There you go folks, that was Panic! At the Disco performing I write sins not tragedies here on 94.7 NRK!" I turn around and three people trying to hold their laughter in. I stick my tongue out at them and they burst out laughing.
"har har har, very funny guys I can't help it if I have a lot of energy and that was a good song!"…ok this is getting old they can stop laughing at me any minute now…
"THAT'S IT! Either you guys stop laughing or you are ALL going to be locked in the closet until I get back from going to dinner… now you make your choice." they all look at me and start laughing again even harder. I sigh and walk over and open sango's closet doors and open it, I walk over and grab the back of Miroku's shirt and drag him over to the closet I push him inside, shut the door, and shove a meddle pipe through both the handles. I can still here him and everyone laughing.
"your turn" I mutter, and I stomp over to sango and repeat the process with sango only with my own closet. By this time everyone realized I was serious, inuyasha looks at me with amusement and fear in his eye's. I reach for him and he drops to his knee's.
"please don't lock me in the closet!" he whines
"why shouldn't I? I gave you fair warning…" I state
"umm… tell you what I will pay for your dinner, and I promise not to laugh at you ever again for jumping around the room singing… ok?" I think about it and it seems like a fair enough trade.
"ok, deal, BUT if you do it ever again I get to…" I think about it for a minute.
"I get to not only lock you in a closet but shave your head and write in permanent marker on it "I don't appreciate good music" alright?" he gives me a good look as though thinking about it very hard.
"deal" he stands up and we say good bye to the two people pounding on the closet doors. Before we walk out the door to go to dinner, I turn around and say to the two
"take this time to think about what you have done, and maybe you should think about how much you two like each other. TOODLES!" I turn and follow inuyasha out the door. I hear sango and miroku screaming at me that this wasn't funny and that I need to let them out right now. By this time Inuyasha and I are at the elevator and walk in and start the decent to the main level. We step out of the elevator and make our way across the lobby to get to the car when we hear something that makes us both cringe.
"INU-BABY!" we turn and inuyasha's ear twitches and he says to kikyo
"what the hell did you just call me…"
Song of the moment:
Mistake - Fiona Apple
I chose this song because I feel that I am not allowed to make mistakes, and every time I do it comes as such a surprise to everyone that I feel inhuman like I am supposed to be superior… news flash to those who think that coughparentscough I'm not, I am just like everyone else and I make mistakes so deal with it.
Wow it took me forever to update, yeah… sorry about that. I kind of had writers block, but it is gone for now, I can't guarantee it will last. Later!