The Wedding
By: Iroh's Tea Shoppe Girls
Disclaimer: We hate thinking up disclaimers, but we must say we do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender. If we did, Iroh would be the main character.
"Why did you kidnap me!" Katara demanded to know, she was being held in the brig of Zuko's ship.
"I have a use for you," Zuko said with all the emotions of a rock. "Uncle! Get in here with the papers, and the dress."
Katara watched feeling confused, as Iroh appearing carrying a white dress and official looking forms. She asked, "What's going on here? What's that dress for?"
"We're getting married," Zuko said flatly, not feeling any desire to elebrate.
"Uh, what? Why would you want to marry me? I hate you," Katara said, feeling completely bewildered.
"Don't worry, I don't love you either," Zuko stated. "I merely am required to wed, and you are the only available girl of appropriate age whose name I know. I can't be bothered to met other girls, it would take away from my quest to capture the Avatar."