Outtake: As the humour wasn't the big thing in the last chapter… If I continue writing, the below paragraph will expand...

Naruto has used the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu to create clones of himself as gathering all the stuff is a big chore. Sadly, he's thrown off so much chakra that he can only swing a few. Sasuke mocks him, and gets Naruto asking him if he wants to take the tree home for a souvenir. They glare at each other, grab their things and make a concerted dash for the Uchiha district where they can continue their 'fight' in privacy, and better yet with warm water. They forget the combat wards, but Kakashi doesn't.

The Godaime Hokage is pouring over medical books and swearing at some mistranslation. "Yo." She looks up from her desk to glare at the nonchalant slumping form of the Copy Ninja. He shrugs, passes her something. She starts swearing. "Told you," says Kakashi, as he pockets the money he's just won off the World's Greatest Sucker, "They'd get it on, and Naruto would be on top." He vanishes in a puff of smoke. The Godaime scowls, then grins at the rather candid photo on the desk. "Well, some pictures are worth a thousand yen…"