Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER!

Hallo thar'! What happens when the Titans come to Hogwarts? What houses will they be sorted to? How will things go by through? See here. (Takes place in 5th year)

Raven walked into the Great Hall with the other Titans. Beast Boy was looking around hyper. "Dude! This is going to be awesome,' he said.

"Whatever," said Raven, she was a little interested in this house sorting.

Starfire looked around also. "Tell me Robin. What is this magical place? It also is very spooky." She gave a smile.

"I dunno Star," replied Robin.

Professor Mc (I can't spell her name for shit) walked up. The first years, and the titans were in regular black robes. "When I call your name, you will come up here," she said. "But first the Hogwarts song."

"Yay!" exclaimed Starfire.

"Hoggy Woggy Hogwarts. Splendid in many ways. Blah blah blah blah blah. Yay yay yay," sung everyone expect Raven and the 1st years. The song ended.

"Alright. Trigon Raven," said Prof Mc.

Raven walked to the stool, she sat at the seat.

The hat searched Raven's mind. 'Blank,' said the Hat. '.' 'Well, I see you can get a little nasty. So..' "SLYTHERIN!" shouted the hat. The Slytherin table cheered like hell.

Raven walked over to the Slytherin table, and sat next to Draco.

"Fire Star," said Prof Mc.

Starfire walked over to the stool, and sat. 'Woah. Your clueless about Earth,' said the hate. 'Yes, many of the things here are quite strange and unknown to me,' thought Starfire back. 'I know the perfect place to put you in.' "HUFFLEPUFF!" yelled the hat.

Starfire ran to the Hufflepuff table, the Hufflepuffs were cheering too.

"Yay! I am so happy," said Starfire. Turk, a hufflepuff 5th year girl was sitting next to Starfire. "Congrats!" she said.

"Beast Boy," said Prof Mc.

Beast Boy walked to the stool. With a grin on his face. "GRYFFINDOR!" shouted the hat. Beast Boy ran to the Gryffindor table, he sat next to Harry.

"Yo, dudes! I'm Beast Boy. And that girl there, is so NOT HOT," said Beast Boy. Pointing to Prof Mc. Ron and Harry laughed there asses off.

'Robin," said Prof Mc.

Robin came up to the stool. 'Hmm, oh damn. Your brave and smart. Oh shit, er...' "GRYFFINDOR!" shouted the hat. Robin walked to the table, he sat next to Hermione.

"Hey Robin," said Beast Boy.

"Hi BB," said Robin.

"We're both in the same house, dudes! ROCK ON!" exclaimed Beast Boy. Harry, Ron, and even Hermione laughed.

"Cyborg," said Prof Mc.

Cyborg went to the stool. "RAVENCLAW!" screamed the hat. Cyborg sat next to Cho.

After the sorting. Everyone was eating. Cyborg looked over to Cho. 'Yo, she's hot,' he thought. "Hey little lady," said Cyborg.

"Hello," said Cho.

"I'm Cyborg," said Cyborg.

"Well I'm Cho," said Cho.

Harry watched. He was getting mad. 'SHE'S MINE. DAMMIT! MINE!' he thought in his mind.

While at the Slytherin table.

Raven was reading her book, ignoring everyone. She then was interrupted by Pansy Parkin. "Where did you get that gem?" she asked. "I was born with it," replied Raven. "Whatever! I bet you probably bought a gem and made people put it on you," said Pansy. "Whatever you say," said Raven. She continued to read.

So, while at the Hufflepuff table.

"I shall make some food, my new friends!" exclaimed Starfire.

"Sorry Star, but house elves make the food," said Turk

"House Elves? Are they cute little beings?" asked Starfire.

"Yes," lied Turk.

"Let us go see them!" exclaimed Starfire.

At the Gryffindor Common Room

Harry and Ron showed BB and Robin the way to the Boy's Dormintory.

"You'll be sleeping here," said Ron. He walked over to bed. He yawned. He was soon sleeping.

Beast Boy, however, was blank open. He just ate meat.

"Uh, BB. Are you alright?" asked Robin.

"OO."

"Don't make me sing those Tamaranion songs Starfire does," said Robin.

Beast Boy snapped out of it. "I'm going to bed," he said. Then everyone went to bed.

At the Slytherin Common room.

Raven was on her bed meditating. Everyone looked at her strange way.

"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos. Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos." She opened one eye and looked at the four other girls. "What are you looking at?" she asked.

"You," said Pansy.

"I need meditation to calm me," said Raven. Her mirror was in her trunk.

Everyone went to sleep. Soon after 15 minutes of meditating, she too went to slepp.

At the Ravenclaw Common Room

Cyborg was sleeping his ass off his bed.

At the Hufflepuff common room

Starfire and Turk were sleeping, Turk stared at the way Starfire slept.

End of Chapter One

Heh heh. I guess this was kind of interesting, and maybe funny. Next chapter coming soon.