Mog: THANKYOU EVERYONE THAT REVIEWED!
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RefugeOfSouls: Lol r u okay, U seem to be laughing a lot lol…
Edonil: Heres your update
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SilverAngel03: Hello my friend –Hugz Angel- Thank you for reviewing
Red eyed Stranger: Alright mat! Ur my best friend thankyou for reviewing
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Mat: Your welcome…
Emzies: How did u get here
Mat: Im always here..
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Dark Ranger28: I love that smilie XD It makes me laugh :p Anyway.. Thx 4 reviewing..
LancerZero: I LOVE RANDOMNESS AS WELL, PEOPLE SAY IM VERY RANDOM, what would the world be like without randomness, boring that's what..
Samy-Chan: -Blows Nose- Thankyou that's very sweet I think there should be more people like me 2….. Or not, then the world would go soooooo crazy….. Like I care tho, I love craziness, Im one of your fav reviewers? Thankyou I loved ur story…
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Hippo-Lover: Im sure your laugh isn't idiotic and you have a very good point about It makes the world so less dull and boring, lol.
Vixen Black: You poor thing, Here you go –PHEONIX DOWN- Better?
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Mog: now that's gone, ON WITH THE STORY!
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Valentines Day…
"PINK RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Blank screamed bashing into Zidane.
"Whats da matter ketchup head?" (My friend's –Chibi-Yuki-San- Name for Blank) The genome asked really concerned.
"ITS VALENTINES DAY!"
"………….. Whats Valentines day?" Zidane asked quite confused.
"A stupid holiday that Is held on earth. Remember when we were kids and we got a love letters and chocolates and they turned out to be from Baku so we thought we had secret admirers?" Blank explained.
"You mean they weren't from Barbie" Zidane whispered on the verge of tears. Blank shook his head. Marcus then Popped out of nowhere and ran up to the two friends.
"Valentines day wont be Sh!t this year!" Zidane and Blank then looked Confused.
"Marcus," Zidane began "Why is it that when u said shit a exclamation mark appeared instead of the i?" Marcus sweat dropped but then continued.
"Anyway, There's gonna be a beauty contest in Alexandria.." Zidane looked extremely Happy and do did Blank." So the Trio plus Vivi Walked towards Alexandria.
Meanwhile with Beatrix…-Cough- I mean Stein-Trix….
"Yo brudda sign up for dis ere Fasioney Show mabob and get a free gangsta car… Its heavy mon' in it!" People were STILL ignoring her. "Sign up or ill bust a cap in yer ass." Now everyone signed in, even the men…. Steiner however was not having luck with his store.
"Pweaze Try and guess the name of the bear anyone?" A little boy came up to Steiner.
"What do I win?" The little boy asked him shyly.
"Well the joy of getting it right of coarse, I win the bear…" Steiner replied before the boy ran of to his mother. Steiner sighed.
-MEANWHILE IN THE CASTLE…
"What the hell GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!" Dagger screamed to her servants.
"But its cupid…"
"Cupid is evil I tell ya EVIL!" She continued before smashing her head through the wall. The servants looked at their queen strangely. "…ow…"
"DAGGER!" A little girl screamed out.
"Who the hell are you?" Dagger asked rudely after taking her head out the wall.
"It's me, Eiko…" Dagger looked at her strangely.
"Your purple piece of cheese friend…" Dagger still looked at her strangely. Suddenly Steiner appeared.
"Your majesty do not worry, its only Fluffy the lovable fire breathing bunny rabbit." He smirked proud with himself. Eiko sighed and Dagger smiled finally knowing who this stranger was.
"Anyway Dagger…"
"Who's Dagger…?"
"You are Dagger…"
"I'm a dagger!"
"DAGGER!"
"WHERE WHERE AHHH SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ATTACK THE QUEEN WITH A DAGGER!" Garnet/Dagger/Sarah screamed making all the guards, servants and mostly Steiner panic. Eiko sighed once again. Suddenly Monkey-man… -Cough- I mean Zidane jumped through the window.
"Do not fear MONKEY MAN IS HERE!"
"AHHHHH HE HAS A DAGGER!" Steiner screamed like a little girl. Zidane gulped and flew through the roof, how? I don't know… "Fear not your majesty he has gone. Thanks to me, STEINER!" Dagger gave Steiner his reward, A TEDDY BEAR! "Thankyou" Steiner blew his nose on Eiko's gown.
"Ewwwwww, ANYWAY! GARNET can I enter the fashion show?" Eiko Begged after being grossed out by the captain of the knights of Pluto. Dagger took a moment to think about this.
"Why would a lovable Fire-Breathing bunny rabbit want to enter the Fashion show…" Dagger asked finding no answer she took a moment more of thought. "Steiner…"
"Yes my luggage!" Steiner saluted. Eiko wacked her forehead.
"Its liege STUPID!" Eiko corrected even though nobody was listening to her Dagger continued.
"Steiner, what is a fashion show?"
"Its when Woman compete in a show with a nice sense of style, then they win, on who is the hottest." Steiner explained.
"Wow." Dagger looked Surprised "Stiner that was a smart reply, have you been doing your homework?" Eiko Spotted the Fashion show leaflet before Steiner hid it behind his back.
"Yup." He replied "Do I get another teddy?" Steiner asked.
"Whats a teddy?" Dagger asked. Steiner then burst out into tears and ran to his bedroom. Dagger then went to the throne room by walking on the walls, THE MATRIX STYLE! Eiko was left all alone like she had been for ages.
-MEANWHILE IN THE KITCHEN!
"Just a wittle bit." Vivi asked it.
"Do not be absolutely un-intelligent Vivi, my comrade, This Caffeine filled cup of steamy hot Coffee is for those of high authority at the Supper party after the show, in the dining room." Quina answered (A/N I know it scares me too) in her british accent.
"But…" Vivi protested.
"Vivi, please wait in the corridor with the others and I shall bring out to you all oysters and caviar." Quina responded shoving Vivi out of the room and straight into Freya. Quina closed the door to the kitchen and left Vivi and Freya Staring at each other.
"So…" Vivi Asked after 15 minutes of silence "Getting a valentine from Frately?" Vivi tried to make conversation but Freay continued to stare wide eyed at Vivi with no expression on her face.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GLUP GLUP!" Freya Replied. Vivi Walked backwards slowly with Freya still staring wide eyed at him. When Vivi Felt the wall make contact with his back he decided to run for it and ran into the nearest room he could find. Vivi wiped his forehead before looking up at the most horrible sight of all.
"Mr- Mr pinky by by?" Vivi asked shocked at the sight.
"Oh Vivi darling do you think this Pink Fairy costume makes my Butt look big." Amarant replied looking in a mirror and seeing the small mages reflection.
"I told you Amy, It doesn't I got it from Pink fluffies 4 u, and your butt looks tasty." Kuja proclaimed licking his lips. Amarant hit Kuja with a towel and giggled. They then had a pillow fight and Vivi ran out screaming.
-BACK WITH BEATRIX!
"Zidane! It is good you iz ere brudda!" Beatrix said banging her right shoulder to Zidane's left. "I has got a job 4 u in it!" Zidane looked at her while combing all of the ceiling pieces out of his hair. "Zid my man I want ya to judge this ere contest!"
"THAT'S FINE BY ME! FOR I AM MONKEY MAN!" Zidane punched his fist in the air. Beatrix gasped.
"You iz Monkey Man?"
"Umm no" He gulped looking at all of the faces looking at him. "But it would be cool if I was, he is my friend you know."
"HE IZ? Zid could u ask monkey man to judge the contest den in it?" Zidane smirked.
"Why of coarse Stein-Trix!"
-LATER ON THAT DAY AT THAT DAY AT THE CONTEST!
"Vivi My super-licious Sidekick how are you?" Zidane, now monkey man asked his friend. Vivi was still shocked and shivering from what he had seen earlier.
"I NEED COFFEE! I NEED CAFFEINE!" Vivi screamed.
"Have a break! Have a kit kat!" Zidane chuckled passing Vivi a chocolate bar. Vivi through it on the floor.
"I NEED COFFEE!" Suddenly the author appears.
"Here ya go Vivs!" The author A.K.A Emzies throws Vivi a Pepsi "Lots of caffeine in it." Emzies winked before spotting blank and smirking. "Now if you excuse me its valentines Day." She then ran away while Vivi grinned and Drank the whole bottle of Pepsi in one go.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! OUR HOSTS FOR THIS EVEING IS THE AUTHOR'S FRIEND, ANGEL!" The audience clapped while a young girl walked out onto the stage, she had long silver hair with two blue streaks in the front, Red eyes and was wearing black clothes and had a silver tail.
"Ummmm Hello, Our first contestant is ummm…" The girl started shaking "Our first contestant is… FREYA!" Freya walked out onto the stage in a Red bikini and no hat. Every clapped.
"Ummm Freya care to tell us a bit about yourself?" Angel asked feeling a little more confident. Freya didn't say anything. "F-F-Freya?" Freya took her gaze off the audience and rested on Angel.
"The lepricorn doesn't like you!" Freya yelled spastically going into a fir on the stage floor. The audience gasped except for Frately who was clapping.
"RESPECT TO IRELAND!" Frately screamed. Steiner ran out of the audience grabbed Freya and dragged her into Back stage.
"Okay.. Our Next contestant is the lovely and beautiful DAGGER!" Angel now even more confident screamed as Dagger walked out on to the stage as a tramp. Everyone looked at her strange. "Dagger?"
"No! People of Alexandria it is i! THE REAL PRINCESS GARNET!" The audience laughed and chucked the girl out of Alexandria.
"Okay now Dagger, come out!" Angel screamed before the men back stage through a real dagger on to the stage. "For Censored SAKE! Bring out QUEEN GARNET!" Suddenly they through a garnet stone with a mini crown on the top on stage. "WILL YOU GET IT RIGHT FOR ONCE PLEASE?" Finally Dagger walked out on the stage in a straight jacket.
"PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!" Zidane suddenly jumped out of the judge box and cut open Dagger's straight jacket. "Thank you Monkey man…" She sighed before noticing all the girls cover their eyes and all the men drooling. "What?" Dagger looked down noticing she had nothing on under the straight jacket. Dagger gasped and ran of stage. Zidane smirking Climbed back up into the judge box.
"OKAY!" Angel screamed who was now annoyed "Our next contestant is all the way from Earth and The author is just doing this for a laugh, and says that she is in most of her stories, Please Welcome MAT!" Mat was pushed on stage; she was wearing a pink fluffy crop top, pink fluffy boots and a pink frilly skirt. Mat's eyes were twitching.
"EMZIES IM GONNA KILL YOU!" She screamed at the girl rolling around on the floor in tears. Mat ran after her with her gun blade which had been painted Pink.
"Anyway…" Angel continued "Our next contestant is… MR SNUGGLES?" Angel looked confused. A bear then made its way on stage, well by being carried by a guard. The whole audience cried in applause, especially Steiner. "WHAT? That's it get the bear off and bring our the next contestant!" Angel screamed very VERY annoyed. "Our next contestant is none other than our general, BEATRIX!" Beatrix came out in what she usually wears, a back to front Cap, a pair of jeans, a pair of Nike trainers, a GAP Hood and shades covering her eyes. "Beatrix your supposed to be wearing something more fashionable." Angle sighed at the general.
"'as u got a porblemo of wot I iz wearin' brudda…" Beatrix shouted in Angels face which made her very Angry. Angel's eye started to twitch. "I mean sista…" Angel was still angry at the general. "That's it Angel u iz no longer in da Hood." Beatrix turned her cap and pulled her hood over it before walking back stage.
"NEXT CONTESTANT!... EIKO!" Eiko walked out towards the stage in a red dress and using tissue to fill it in. Angel slapped her forehead. Everyone looked at Eiko strangely. "OKAY Eiko tell us a bit about yourself." Eiko snatched the mike off of Angel and ran to the front of the stage.
"HELLO ALEXANDRIA! MY NAME IS EIKO CAROL! I AM WHATEVER AGE YOU WANT ME TO BE!" Eiko winked "I love Horses, Flowers and ZIDANE TRIBAL! I am only 2 gil a night" Eiko winked again. Angel then dragged Eiko of off stage.
"ANYWAY! Our last contestant is none other then … AMY? Who the hell is Amy?" Suddenly Amarant Walked onto the stage. "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!"
"Look Vivi its Mr pinkie by by!" Zidane said to Vivi who was know stoned from having too many Pepsis, How you ask, I have no idea…
"Give me that mike Darling." Amarant said taking the mike off of Angel.
"GO AMY BABY YOU CAN DO IT! SHOW YOUR STUFF!" Kuja called from the audience.
"Thank you hunny bunny! Well I am Amy! I love to spend my time "£" and "£££" Amarant explained making everyone gag.
"Mr T Pities the fool' who just heard him speak!" Mr T explained running out of the arena. Angel Started to scream and ran dragging a beaten up Emzies away from Blank and Mat away from the special crazy corner.
"AND THE WINNER IS!" Zidane screamed "ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Vivi whacked Zidane over the head…"
"REVIEW TO FIND OUT THE WINNER!" Vivi screamed making everyone Confused.
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Emzies: You heard the man….. or boy….. or whatever Vivi is…..