Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER!
Thank you for the reviews people! Oh yeah, I forgot where Sirius lived. I haven't read OotP for long and I'm reading it at school. Laziness is evil.
Chapter Seven
Starfire was floating on top of her bed in the Hospital Wing. She was in deep meditation. Harry was on his bed, thinking.
"Life sucks," he said out loud. Everyone looked at him.
"I just can't take this anymore..." Harry got off his bed and walked out of the Hospital Wing, in his pajamas or what ever it is.
Starfire went back to meditating. Cyborg looked around. "I'm... gay all of a sudden."
Robin stared at him. "You suck dick?!!"
"NO! The other meaning, Rob," said Cyborg.
"Oh..."
Ron walked into the Hospital Wing.
"Bloody Hell! Last night was tiring," said Ron. "Uh... What the bloody hell is she doing?" Ron pointed to Starfire.
"She's meditating. But Raven's better at it though," said Beast Boy. He looked at Terra lying on her bed.
"Bloody Hell! Is she okay?" asked Ron.
"You ask too much questions," said Beast Boy, ACTING smart for once.
"..."
Beast Boy ignored Ron. He walked over to Terra.
"Wakey wakey! Say hallo' to the sunshine," said Beast Boy. Terra slowly opened her eyes. "I'm going back to the Common Room."
And so Beast Boy and Terra went back to the Gryffindor Common Room.
Snape slowly opened his eyes. "Who am I? Who are you?" He asked as soon as he opened his eyes. Cyborg, Robin, and Ron stared blankly. Starfire stopped.
"Oh no! Our dear Potion's master has a case of ambesia!" cried Starfire.
"That's amnesia, Star," corrected Robin.
"Potions master?" asked Snape.
Cyborg decided to be the joke master this time. This time he would PWN Beast Boy and proclaim himself Jester of the Titans.
"Yeah! You make stupid potions and you love Albus Dumbledore!! And you also have butt sex with Professor Umbridge!!" exclaimed Cyborg. Everyone tried not to laugh.
"Okay, where to I find this Umbridge person? That butt sex thing sounds fun!" exclaimed Snape.
"Oh! She's coming here in a half hour," added Ron. The four left the Hospital Wing and went back to their Common Rooms.
At the Gryffindor Common Room
Harry stood in the Boy's Toilet, quietly. He was in a cable thingie holding a knife. He had a black cotton shirt on, black silky pants and black shoes on. He pulled up his sleeves and placed the knife on his skin.
"Raven," he whispered as tears dropped out of his eyes. He started to cut.
So, Beast Boy and Terra are doing homework. Terra has a black silky shirt on, and gold short shorts. Beast Boy has his regular costume on.
"Divination is easy," said Terra. "Tomorrow I shall lift a big rock and proclaim myself Queen of the Rocks."
"Well tomorrow I shall turn into a chicken and yell a lot around," said Beast Boy. He then turned into a cute kitty cat.
"Aww... So cute!" exclaimed Terra. Beast Boy changed back.
"You think so?" he asked.
Then Robin and Ron came into the common room, laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked Terra.
"Well... Cyborg said to Snape that he loves Dumbledore, and he has sex with Umbridge every day. And he does it to DUMBLEDORE!!" cried Ron. The two both started to laugh madly.
Hermione just had to interrupt the laughter.
"You know Cyborg is going to get expelled," said Hermione. "When Snape gets back his memory.
"How did you know Snape had amnesia?" asked Robin.
"I saw Snape ask that amnesia kinda question while walking back to the Common Room," said Hermione.
"Oh! Where's Harry. I gotta tell him this," said Ron.
"I think he's in the bathroom. Trying to shit, lease what that's what he said. But he hasn't came out for long," said Beast Boy.
"Maybe a shower. I dunno," said Ron. He walked to the Boy's Domortories. He walked into the Boy's bathroom.
"Harry?" he asked.
Harry quickly putted his knife away and putted his sleeves back on. "Yes?" he asked back.
"What are you doing?" asked Ron.
"Trying to shit... It's so... HARD!" cried Harry.
"Bloody hell it isn't, get out here now!" exclaimed Ron.
'Fuck, he knows,' thought Harry. He saw a vent behind the toilet. He opened it and went inside. He closed the vent back.
"HARRY!!!" yelled Ron.
Harry felt that he was falling like in the Chamber of Secerts. He closed his eyes.
At the Hufflepuff Common Room
Starfire was laughing with all the Hufflepuffs. Starfire stopped and started doing her Muggle Studies homework.
At the Ravenclaw Common Room
Cho stared at Cyborg. "You seriously are getting expelled when Snape gets his memory back," said Cho.
"I know, but I'm good at being a Titan," said Cyborg.
"1, 2, 3, Verato," said Cho with her wand out. An opened box turned into a glass cup with water. She took it and began to drink.
At Moaning Murtle's
Harry landed in the Murtle's bathroom. He looked around, only to see the ghost of Murtle in front of him.
"Murtle!" exclaimed Harry.
"Harry finally came to my bathroom!" exclaimed Murtle.
"Right, but I have to go to Divination Class," said Harry.
Today was a dress down day, so the student's could wear whatever they wanted. It was Monday (I skipped it to Monday).
Harry got up and walked back to the Gryffindor Common Room. Goodly Ron wasn't there. Harry got his Divination Books and walked to Divination Class.
At Divination Class
Harry sat next to Ron, as usual.
"What the bloody hell were you doing?" whispered Ron.
"Making sure I'm ready to stab Voldemort's ass the next time I see him," whispered Harry back.
Ron gave out a little chuckle. Beast Boy and Terra sat together. And Cyborg was next to Draco, who was giving out mean things such as Gayborg. Gaybot.
"Shut up," whispered Cyborg.
"Oooh... Tin man is getting pissed off," whispered Draco back.
PT (Professor Trewnaly. I'm too lazy to look in the book and spell her name right) was talking about Crystal Balls, and that crap.
"Alright. We'll be doing some Crystal Gazing. From there we can predict... THE FUTURE!" exclaimed PT.
Harry rolled his eyes and looked at the Crystal Ball. He wasn't concentrating, he was thinking of Raven.
"Rae, Rae, Rae..."
Ron looked at him. "Aww... shit! Not again."
PT got annoyed of Draco and Cyborg talking.
"GAYBORG!!! DETENTION WITH UMBRIDGE!" shouted PT.
"He's being an annoying ass to me!" talked back Cyborg.
"DETENTION ALL WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed PT so loud it could be heard through out the classroom.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " screamed Cyborg louder, that Mrs. Norris died.
Meanwhile, Filch sees his cat dead.
"HEY! Who did this to my cat? GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYBOOOOOOOOOOOOORG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Filch so loud it could be heard through all of Great Britain.
"Stupid Americans," added Snape. He bounced up and down, he ran into Dumbledore's office.
Back at the Divination Classroom
"Bloody Hell! These people are mad," said Ron.
"Yup," said Harry.
"CLASS DISMISSED!!!" screamed PT. Everyone left quickly.
At Dumbledore's Office
"Severous! What the hell are you doing?" asked Dumbledore. He dodged Snape's attacks to kiss him.
"I'M IN MAD LOVE WITH YOU!" cried Snape. Snape was at lease half naked. Dumbledore stared blankly.
Snape then pushed the old man to the ground, and leaned on him. "C'mon Albus. Together we can rule all!"
Then Minerva walked into the office. She saw a half nake Snape.
"Oh my god! SEVEROUS! ALBUS! YOU CHEATED ON MEEEE ALBUS! YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU CHEATED ON ME FOR SNAPE!!! HEEEEEEEE'SSS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" screamed Minerva.
"I'm not! Snape has been infected by the yaoi disease," said Dumbledore.
"Oh... Pertificus Totalus!" chanted Minerva. Snape frozed. Dumbledore got up.
"I'm scared, love," said Dumbledore.
"We must call the students. The Chamber of Sex has been opened for the first time," she said.
"Chamber of Sex?" asked Dumbledore.
"Yes. I think the Chamber of Secrets, is also the Chamber of Sex."
"You freak me out sometimes..."
Little did they know, it was CYBORG who did this.
But however, Voldemort had something in his mind to do.
'Maybe I can make the Chamber of Sex open,' thought Voldemort.
And so everyone went back to their Common Rooms.
END OF CHAPTER SEVEN
That was... weird. Sorry for not updating for long.
Thank you for the reviews people! Oh yeah, I forgot where Sirius lived. I haven't read OotP for long and I'm reading it at school. Laziness is evil.
Chapter Seven
Starfire was floating on top of her bed in the Hospital Wing. She was in deep meditation. Harry was on his bed, thinking.
"Life sucks," he said out loud. Everyone looked at him.
"I just can't take this anymore..." Harry got off his bed and walked out of the Hospital Wing, in his pajamas or what ever it is.
Starfire went back to meditating. Cyborg looked around. "I'm... gay all of a sudden."
Robin stared at him. "You suck dick?!!"
"NO! The other meaning, Rob," said Cyborg.
"Oh..."
Ron walked into the Hospital Wing.
"Bloody Hell! Last night was tiring," said Ron. "Uh... What the bloody hell is she doing?" Ron pointed to Starfire.
"She's meditating. But Raven's better at it though," said Beast Boy. He looked at Terra lying on her bed.
"Bloody Hell! Is she okay?" asked Ron.
"You ask too much questions," said Beast Boy, ACTING smart for once.
"..."
Beast Boy ignored Ron. He walked over to Terra.
"Wakey wakey! Say hallo' to the sunshine," said Beast Boy. Terra slowly opened her eyes. "I'm going back to the Common Room."
And so Beast Boy and Terra went back to the Gryffindor Common Room.
Snape slowly opened his eyes. "Who am I? Who are you?" He asked as soon as he opened his eyes. Cyborg, Robin, and Ron stared blankly. Starfire stopped.
"Oh no! Our dear Potion's master has a case of ambesia!" cried Starfire.
"That's amnesia, Star," corrected Robin.
"Potions master?" asked Snape.
Cyborg decided to be the joke master this time. This time he would PWN Beast Boy and proclaim himself Jester of the Titans.
"Yeah! You make stupid potions and you love Albus Dumbledore!! And you also have butt sex with Professor Umbridge!!" exclaimed Cyborg. Everyone tried not to laugh.
"Okay, where to I find this Umbridge person? That butt sex thing sounds fun!" exclaimed Snape.
"Oh! She's coming here in a half hour," added Ron. The four left the Hospital Wing and went back to their Common Rooms.
At the Gryffindor Common Room
Harry stood in the Boy's Toilet, quietly. He was in a cable thingie holding a knife. He had a black cotton shirt on, black silky pants and black shoes on. He pulled up his sleeves and placed the knife on his skin.
"Raven," he whispered as tears dropped out of his eyes. He started to cut.
So, Beast Boy and Terra are doing homework. Terra has a black silky shirt on, and gold short shorts. Beast Boy has his regular costume on.
"Divination is easy," said Terra. "Tomorrow I shall lift a big rock and proclaim myself Queen of the Rocks."
"Well tomorrow I shall turn into a chicken and yell a lot around," said Beast Boy. He then turned into a cute kitty cat.
"Aww... So cute!" exclaimed Terra. Beast Boy changed back.
"You think so?" he asked.
Then Robin and Ron came into the common room, laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked Terra.
"Well... Cyborg said to Snape that he loves Dumbledore, and he has sex with Umbridge every day. And he does it to DUMBLEDORE!!" cried Ron. The two both started to laugh madly.
Hermione just had to interrupt the laughter.
"You know Cyborg is going to get expelled," said Hermione. "When Snape gets back his memory.
"How did you know Snape had amnesia?" asked Robin.
"I saw Snape ask that amnesia kinda question while walking back to the Common Room," said Hermione.
"Oh! Where's Harry. I gotta tell him this," said Ron.
"I think he's in the bathroom. Trying to shit, lease what that's what he said. But he hasn't came out for long," said Beast Boy.
"Maybe a shower. I dunno," said Ron. He walked to the Boy's Domortories. He walked into the Boy's bathroom.
"Harry?" he asked.
Harry quickly putted his knife away and putted his sleeves back on. "Yes?" he asked back.
"What are you doing?" asked Ron.
"Trying to shit... It's so... HARD!" cried Harry.
"Bloody hell it isn't, get out here now!" exclaimed Ron.
'Fuck, he knows,' thought Harry. He saw a vent behind the toilet. He opened it and went inside. He closed the vent back.
"HARRY!!!" yelled Ron.
Harry felt that he was falling like in the Chamber of Secerts. He closed his eyes.
At the Hufflepuff Common Room
Starfire was laughing with all the Hufflepuffs. Starfire stopped and started doing her Muggle Studies homework.
At the Ravenclaw Common Room
Cho stared at Cyborg. "You seriously are getting expelled when Snape gets his memory back," said Cho.
"I know, but I'm good at being a Titan," said Cyborg.
"1, 2, 3, Verato," said Cho with her wand out. An opened box turned into a glass cup with water. She took it and began to drink.
At Moaning Murtle's
Harry landed in the Murtle's bathroom. He looked around, only to see the ghost of Murtle in front of him.
"Murtle!" exclaimed Harry.
"Harry finally came to my bathroom!" exclaimed Murtle.
"Right, but I have to go to Divination Class," said Harry.
Today was a dress down day, so the student's could wear whatever they wanted. It was Monday (I skipped it to Monday).
Harry got up and walked back to the Gryffindor Common Room. Goodly Ron wasn't there. Harry got his Divination Books and walked to Divination Class.
At Divination Class
Harry sat next to Ron, as usual.
"What the bloody hell were you doing?" whispered Ron.
"Making sure I'm ready to stab Voldemort's ass the next time I see him," whispered Harry back.
Ron gave out a little chuckle. Beast Boy and Terra sat together. And Cyborg was next to Draco, who was giving out mean things such as Gayborg. Gaybot.
"Shut up," whispered Cyborg.
"Oooh... Tin man is getting pissed off," whispered Draco back.
PT (Professor Trewnaly. I'm too lazy to look in the book and spell her name right) was talking about Crystal Balls, and that crap.
"Alright. We'll be doing some Crystal Gazing. From there we can predict... THE FUTURE!" exclaimed PT.
Harry rolled his eyes and looked at the Crystal Ball. He wasn't concentrating, he was thinking of Raven.
"Rae, Rae, Rae..."
Ron looked at him. "Aww... shit! Not again."
PT got annoyed of Draco and Cyborg talking.
"GAYBORG!!! DETENTION WITH UMBRIDGE!" shouted PT.
"He's being an annoying ass to me!" talked back Cyborg.
"DETENTION ALL WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed PT so loud it could be heard through out the classroom.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " screamed Cyborg louder, that Mrs. Norris died.
Meanwhile, Filch sees his cat dead.
"HEY! Who did this to my cat? GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYBOOOOOOOOOOOOORG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Filch so loud it could be heard through all of Great Britain.
"Stupid Americans," added Snape. He bounced up and down, he ran into Dumbledore's office.
Back at the Divination Classroom
"Bloody Hell! These people are mad," said Ron.
"Yup," said Harry.
"CLASS DISMISSED!!!" screamed PT. Everyone left quickly.
At Dumbledore's Office
"Severous! What the hell are you doing?" asked Dumbledore. He dodged Snape's attacks to kiss him.
"I'M IN MAD LOVE WITH YOU!" cried Snape. Snape was at lease half naked. Dumbledore stared blankly.
Snape then pushed the old man to the ground, and leaned on him. "C'mon Albus. Together we can rule all!"
Then Minerva walked into the office. She saw a half nake Snape.
"Oh my god! SEVEROUS! ALBUS! YOU CHEATED ON MEEEE ALBUS! YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU CHEATED ON ME FOR SNAPE!!! HEEEEEEEE'SSS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" screamed Minerva.
"I'm not! Snape has been infected by the yaoi disease," said Dumbledore.
"Oh... Pertificus Totalus!" chanted Minerva. Snape frozed. Dumbledore got up.
"I'm scared, love," said Dumbledore.
"We must call the students. The Chamber of Sex has been opened for the first time," she said.
"Chamber of Sex?" asked Dumbledore.
"Yes. I think the Chamber of Secrets, is also the Chamber of Sex."
"You freak me out sometimes..."
Little did they know, it was CYBORG who did this.
But however, Voldemort had something in his mind to do.
'Maybe I can make the Chamber of Sex open,' thought Voldemort.
And so everyone went back to their Common Rooms.
END OF CHAPTER SEVEN
That was... weird. Sorry for not updating for long.