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Easter is a spawn of satan!
"My queen?"
"Send all the guards and make sure they don't come through!"
"But Your maj…"
"NOW!"
"At once My liege!" The soldier quickly responded with a salute and headed down the stairs. Dagger sighed and looked back out to her kingdom.
"What am I going to do… This is terrible!" Dagger felt like crying but held back the tears "No I have to be strong for my Kingdom!"
"Dagger…" Zidane Jumped through the window.
"Zidane please tell me the people are safe!" Dagger pleaded. Zidane walked over to her and hugged her.
"We are trying our best Dagger… we are trying our best." Zidane Comforted her stroking her hair. "Don't worry They will NOT reach this far." Steiner then burst through the door … crying.
"Please your highness STOP this!"
"NEVER!" Dagger cried Standing beside her window and looking once again outside to the chaos. "She won the beauty contest Because of this idiot" Zidane starched his head and dagger continued "She will not win my country as well!"
"But your majesty! Her and her bunny friends are only delivering chocolate to the little kids."
"CHOCOLATE!" Zidane and Dagger screamed in Unison. Steiner blinked
"Yes it is Easter…" Zidane and Dagger smirked and looked at each other.
"Meeting down in the hall. Get the other five world heros now!" Dagger ordered Steiner before running down the stairs with Steiner and Zidane on her tail.
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"Well I say what is going on her dear?" Quina asked sipping her good English tea with her pinkie pointed out wards.
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"Ahhhh!" Vivi Screamed pointing at this piece of paper.
"Whats the matter V?" Eiko Asked her friend.
"B-b-b-b-BUNNY!" Vivi Screamed.
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"AHHHH!" Dagger screamed this time going into a panic attack and running around screaming with her hands up in the air.
"THEY WILL HAVE CHOCOLATE!" Eiko shouted unfortunally nobody heard. Dagger was screaming and running into random walls, Zidane who thought that pretending to BE like the bunnies would get him off the hook, was jumping about after he had twisted his tail into a bun, Vivi was offering the bunnies everything he ha but they refused and wanted the coffee but vivi refused, Amarant was dancing with one of the bunnies, Kuja was putting make-up on one of them, Quina was running with an umbrella (S) away from the bunnies who were chasing her, Steiner was being chased by bunnies, Beatrix was being chased by bunnies, Freya WAS chasing the bunnies and there was Eiko, Probally the only sane one. Eiko sighed and sat down. This was gonna be a long day. And then the bunnies had a plan.
"Use the ultimate weapon!" The leader bunny shouted. Then a ninja bunny came out of nowhere with what looked like a bazooka. Beatrix gulped.
"Steiner I just wanna say brudda that I luv ya man, ur ma bitch!" Steiner wiped away a tear.
"That was B.E.A.Utiful Beatrix."
"On one…" The ninja bunny said in a heavy Russian accent "On two" He carried on while the world heros plus Beatrix and kuja squeezed their eyes shut "And Da Three!" He got his finger ready "KABOOM!"
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Emzies: Oh hello!
Mat: EMZIES GET BACK TO THE STORY!
Emzies: Hold on! This will be quick! IT'S A ANNOYING COMMERCIAL! WATCH!
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Artemecian: Finding trousers that will fit you when you have a tail, 150 gil
Zidane: Ouch! What is this? It don't fit…
Shopkeeper: That would be Spandex sir…
Artemecian: the amount of rust remover needed for Sir Alberate Steiner… 102983 gil
Pluto Knight: It isn't working sir –Scrubbing Rust remover-
Steiner: HARDER SOLDIER HARDER AND FASTER! THAT'S RIGHT YES!
Maid outside: -To another maid- I never knew Sir Steiner Swung that way…
Artemecian: Going to the crystal world and barbequeing Necron
Vivi: -Burp-
Artemecian: … Priceless, Theres some thing money can't buy for everything else theres Tetramaster card XD
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Emzies: O.o Okay…
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"Hasta la vista baby!" And then a hundred ….. uhh baby chickens flew out of the bazookas and blew all of the heros far FAR away!
Far Far away
A harmless grasshopper was hopping along when bang the toad ate it mwahahahahahahahaha Splat
"Eurgh What did I just land on?" Zidane cried standing up to find Green Goo all over his trousers and tail. Zidane just shrugged and decided to go to the lake nearby for a bath.
The others
All of the rest landed in the land of chocolate.
"Heeheehee Dagger" exclaimed looking upon the chocolate hill. She wiped away a tear "Ish beautiful" Dagger sniffed.
"MWAHAHAHA EARTHLINGS HAVE LANDED HERE!" a bunny exclaimed "TAKE THEM TO 'HIM'!" The rabbit continued resulting in many armed bunnies dragging the 9 away to a big castle.
"B-b-beatrix, Im scared who exactly is 'HIM'" Steiner asked wimpering.
"He cud be da gangsta leader of easter init Bro'" Beatrix explained making Steiner gulp.
"I'm you … Brother?" He worriedly questioned before spitting and wiping his mouth. Quina sighed.
"Well I say chappo, The young lady is TRYING to explain that We are being Delivered quite urgently to the Rabbit's leader which would be of coarse be who you call the 'Easter Bunny'" It told him. Everyone was still confused. "This will be a jolly good show if I don't say." Quina admitted looking excited.
With Zidane
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Zidane shreaked. There around him where loads and loads of Girls, Not just Girls but Zidane Fan Girls. The bad thing was that Zidane was naked in the lake.
"ITS ZIDANE!" One of them screamed.
"YOUR ANGEL!" Zidane concluded pointing at the woman who was at the Fashoin show contest. Then all of the girls jumped in the water and was chasing Zidane.
"HEELLLPPPP MEEEEEE!" He screamed for help. One very fast girl was catching up on him, she had brown hair and pink eyes.
"ZIDDY WIDDY COME BACK!" Another shouted who had Blue hair and Green eyes.
"Shut up Aiko HES MINE!" The pink eyed girl exclaimed.
"Not if I get him first Holly!" Aiko Screeched back. Zidane was still running. He ran as fast as he could and then looked back to see all of the girls having cat fights… over him. Zidane had a sweat drop over his head and then got out of the lake got dressed and decided to find the others.
The others
"ITS 'HIM'!" Dagger shouted looking at the blonde on the chair. Everyone else looked at Dagger strangely. "I got bored so I decided to play my Play station 2! Okay?" She screamed spitting on Eiko's face in the process.
"SILENCE!" He screamed standing up.
"Umm Is that A boy or a girl?" Vivi whispered to Eiko or just shook her head.
"I don't know." Eiko answered.
"It's a boy." Dagger started to Explain. "He is in Final Fantasy X and his name is Tidus." All of the bunnies gasped and Tidus fell back on his chair in shock. The bunnies then started to whisper to each other.
"She said the Name, How did she do that?" The kept whispering. Tidus' reaction however was a bit different.
"Is he cryinig?" Steiner asked the group.
"I HATE YOU DAD!" He shouted.
"Well That's a bit Random." Kuja proclaimed. Freya was outraged, she, SHE was the random one! Freya then screamed like a pterodactyl (the know that Dinosaur). No one payed attention. Amarant was joining in the crying.
"PLEASE COME SAVE US MONKEY MAN!" Amarant shouted like a damsel in Distress.
"MONKEY MAN IS ZIDANE DUMB ASS!" Eiko Screamed at him.
"DO NOT LIE!" Kuja shouted back like a spastic. Tidus and The bunnies however were getting very scared by their attitude. So they ran, they ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran some more and ran a hell of a lot more. Then Zidane burst in the doors, dressed as none other than monkey man.
"MONKEY MAN! I KNEW YOU WOULD SAVE US!" Amarant sighed in relief.
"Come on Zidane brudda get us out." Beatrix pleaded. Monkey man just blinked.
"Who is this Zidane you speak of?" He asked them.
"Okay Zidane joke is over!" Vivi laughed "Now get us out."
"I really do not know who you were talking about, but I will save you!" He cut the ropes and stepped back. "Now that you are saved, my work is done, GOOD BYE!" He shouted and jumped out the window and flew away. Everyone rushed towards the window and watched him fly.
"I never knew Zidane could Do that?" Eiko gazed in amazment.
"Never knew I could do what?" Zidane asked standing behind them. Everyone jumped back and looked at Zidane then out the window to monkey man….. it was strange…
Anyway what happened.
THEY GOT THE CHOCOLATE! BECAUSE THE BUNNIES AND TIDUS FLEED THE CHOCOLATE WAS ALL THEIRS AND THEY ALL ATE IT. The bad Thing was they all became constipated…. And that ends our … err… wonderful…. Easter Sunday :p
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Meanwhile
The valentine beauty show winner was being spolied with Chocolates. Her name? Wel THE WINNER OF THE VALENTINE BEAUTY CONTEST WAS... dun dun duuuuuuuuuun ... MR SNUGGLES:p
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