Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER
I feel weird. Well the Chamber of Sex will be opened, and boy it's solved quick.
Harry had his eyes wide open as he lay on his bed.
"THE CHAMBER OF SEX IS IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS IS THE CHAMBER OF SEX!" he said. Ron, Terra, Robin, Beast Boy, and Hermione woke up.
The group walked into the main room. They were all in their school robes.
"Titans, go!" said Robin. They left the Common Room and ran into Moaning Murtle's.
Starfire was there too. She charged her bolts so there can be light. Harry walked to the sink with the snake carving.
~"Open,"~
The Chamber of Sex/Secrets opened up. The groupe jumped into ze' hole that appeared. They landed on bones.
And so our group gets up and walks forward. They see another snake carving.
~"Open"~
The snake carving opens up, and the group walks in. They were in the Chamber Of Secrets. But it had little statures of barney and the main head was Voldemort's head.
Harry looked forward. He saw Voldemort and a few other death eaters; he also saw Raven and Nikki.
"Soon I, Lord Voldemort, will make every wizard in the world gay!! And that George Bush can kiss his ass for stopping gay marriages, "said Lord Voldemort.
"Master, Starfire is here with her little friends and Harry is here too," said one of the Death Eaters. It sounded like... no it couldn't, but yes it was. It was Blackfire.
"Sister! You broke out of jail," said Starfire.
"Indeed I have, little sister. I have came with revenge to settle the score," said Blackfire.
"Well this time it looks like it's 0-2!" exclaimed Starfire.
A barrier was around Starfire and Blackfire. They began to fight.
"Voldemort! Let Raven and Nikki go!" cried Robin.
"Your too slow, little boy. FOR NOW GAYNESS AND YAOI AND GAY MARRIAGES SHALL LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!" screamed Voldemort very loudly.
~"OPEN AND KILL THEM AND SHOW THEM THE MEANING OF HOMOTISITICS!"~
Then 3 baskalisk came out of the Voldemort stature.
"Oh, fuck," said Harry.
The group turned around and ran forward. But...
"BARRIERAGA!" shouted Voldemort. A barrier was in the way out. The group faced the baskalisk.
The Slade appeared from the mist da' baskalisk's created.
"Slade," said Robin.
Slade had his rod of doomy doom... He jumped into the air and aimed towards Robin.
Robin pulled out his rod, and so the two began to fight.
Meanwhile, Beast Boy and Terra are shaking off a Baskalisk.
"Terra! Hit it with rocks. I'll attack by being a snake myself," said Beast Boy. He turned into a baskalisk himself.
Terra lifted some small rocks, she then threw them at the baskalisk they were fighting. It did very little damage.
"Hang on guys! CYBORG's coming on!" yelled Cyborg. He charged up his sonic cannon and fired. It did normal damage to the snake.
Harry and Ron were doing okay.
"Harry... I don't think we're gonna make it," said Ron.
"Keep trying Ron!" yelled Harry with all his might. He charged up his wand to do another Incendio Spell.
"INCENDIO!" screamed Harry, as Ron did the same thing. Beaming green light hit the snake. It was starting to get weak. But the two were no match for it.
Meanwhile...
The teacher's were having a crazy party in the Great Hall. Minerva and Albus were kissin' secretly in a corner. Snape, who got his memory, was pissed.
"I'm pissed," said Snape. He was leaning on a wall. Umbridge walked to him.
"Snape, uh," said Umbridge.
"Yes?" asked Snape.
"I love you," said Umbridge quickly.
"What?" asked Snape. Umbrideg then gave Snape a big fat and hard hug.
"AACK!"
"C'mon Snape! WE SHALL HAVE S-E-X AND WE BOTH HATE POTTER!!!" screamed Umbridge.
"True," said Snape
The two left the area...
Meanwhile...
As the two were walking, Snape was sucked into the floor and landed on the Chamber of Sex.
Snape landed on the water...
"Oh... where the fuck am I?" asked Snape. He looked around and got up. He saw Ron and Potter fight off a baskalisk.
"Potter! Weasly! Let the Potion's master show you how it's done," said Snape. He took his wand out and aimed it at the Baskalisk.
"AVADA KEDVARA!"
The Baskalisk dropped dead...
Meanwhile...
Starfire and Blackfire are fighting. They both keep sending bolts at each other.
"Forget it sister. I learned more tricks and I am much stronger than you," said Blackfire.
"Well I learned a better trick," said Starfire. She send a lazar beam to Blackfire with her eyes. Blackfire fell on the floor. Starfire gave a cute little chuckle.
Voldemort stood in a dark corner.
"~ KILL THEM! KILL THEM!! NOW!"~
"Shut the fuck up Master!" cried Blackfire.
Then a baskalisk bitted Blackfire on the back and ate her.
"SIIIIIIIIIISSTER!" screamed Starfire.
Harry looked around, he grabbed the knife he had before. And aimed it at Yasmin.
"AAAHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS HE POINTING THAT KNIFE AT MEEE!" she screamed.
"Shut the fuck up!" shouted Harry. He threw the knife and it hit Voldemort's wang.
"AHHHHHHHH!" screamed Voldemort. He fell to the floor.
"You!" shouted Yasmin to Raven. "Rejuvante our master now!"
"No," answered Raven.
"NOW!"
"... You know what?" asked Raven.
"Yes?" asked Yasmin, waiting for the answer.
"You're a homo!"
Yasmin was dumbstruck...
Raven's eyes glowed white, she freed herself from the chair and hugged Harry.
"Yay!" exclaimed Harry.
"O_O..." Snape could only give a stupid look.
"SNAPE IS GAY!" screamed Voldemort, holding his bloody wang.
"Fuck you," said Snape He casted Crucio on Voldemort's wang. Voldemort then fell on the floor.
Robin then from seeing this, smacked Slade's wang. He fell on the floor.
"Didn't knew the wang is the weak spot of the evilest people," stated Robin.
"MASTER!!! NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Yasmin. She was then was sent back to Voldemort's statue thanks to Raven's powers.
"You need a time out," said Raven.
Meanwhile...
Terra launched a big rockie at the baskalisk and it stayed there, crushed by rock. Terra and the other ran towards the others.
"Wow," said Cyborg, looking at a paralyzed Voldemort.
"Voldemort's weak spots are the wang... AND MUSHROOMS!" exclaimed Snape.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" screamed Yasmin, she, Nikki, Voldemort, and Jinxy (who was playing cards with Barney) disappeared.
And so everyone left the Chamber of Sex and went to bed.
End of Chapter 8
Weird... o_O. Now, Voldemort is paralyzed. And some people get sucked into Raven's mirror. And they have to fight the REAL Trigon. Will they win? Stay tune on the next chapter!
I feel weird. Well the Chamber of Sex will be opened, and boy it's solved quick.
Harry had his eyes wide open as he lay on his bed.
"THE CHAMBER OF SEX IS IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS IS THE CHAMBER OF SEX!" he said. Ron, Terra, Robin, Beast Boy, and Hermione woke up.
The group walked into the main room. They were all in their school robes.
"Titans, go!" said Robin. They left the Common Room and ran into Moaning Murtle's.
Starfire was there too. She charged her bolts so there can be light. Harry walked to the sink with the snake carving.
~"Open,"~
The Chamber of Sex/Secrets opened up. The groupe jumped into ze' hole that appeared. They landed on bones.
And so our group gets up and walks forward. They see another snake carving.
~"Open"~
The snake carving opens up, and the group walks in. They were in the Chamber Of Secrets. But it had little statures of barney and the main head was Voldemort's head.
Harry looked forward. He saw Voldemort and a few other death eaters; he also saw Raven and Nikki.
"Soon I, Lord Voldemort, will make every wizard in the world gay!! And that George Bush can kiss his ass for stopping gay marriages, "said Lord Voldemort.
"Master, Starfire is here with her little friends and Harry is here too," said one of the Death Eaters. It sounded like... no it couldn't, but yes it was. It was Blackfire.
"Sister! You broke out of jail," said Starfire.
"Indeed I have, little sister. I have came with revenge to settle the score," said Blackfire.
"Well this time it looks like it's 0-2!" exclaimed Starfire.
A barrier was around Starfire and Blackfire. They began to fight.
"Voldemort! Let Raven and Nikki go!" cried Robin.
"Your too slow, little boy. FOR NOW GAYNESS AND YAOI AND GAY MARRIAGES SHALL LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!" screamed Voldemort very loudly.
~"OPEN AND KILL THEM AND SHOW THEM THE MEANING OF HOMOTISITICS!"~
Then 3 baskalisk came out of the Voldemort stature.
"Oh, fuck," said Harry.
The group turned around and ran forward. But...
"BARRIERAGA!" shouted Voldemort. A barrier was in the way out. The group faced the baskalisk.
The Slade appeared from the mist da' baskalisk's created.
"Slade," said Robin.
Slade had his rod of doomy doom... He jumped into the air and aimed towards Robin.
Robin pulled out his rod, and so the two began to fight.
Meanwhile, Beast Boy and Terra are shaking off a Baskalisk.
"Terra! Hit it with rocks. I'll attack by being a snake myself," said Beast Boy. He turned into a baskalisk himself.
Terra lifted some small rocks, she then threw them at the baskalisk they were fighting. It did very little damage.
"Hang on guys! CYBORG's coming on!" yelled Cyborg. He charged up his sonic cannon and fired. It did normal damage to the snake.
Harry and Ron were doing okay.
"Harry... I don't think we're gonna make it," said Ron.
"Keep trying Ron!" yelled Harry with all his might. He charged up his wand to do another Incendio Spell.
"INCENDIO!" screamed Harry, as Ron did the same thing. Beaming green light hit the snake. It was starting to get weak. But the two were no match for it.
Meanwhile...
The teacher's were having a crazy party in the Great Hall. Minerva and Albus were kissin' secretly in a corner. Snape, who got his memory, was pissed.
"I'm pissed," said Snape. He was leaning on a wall. Umbridge walked to him.
"Snape, uh," said Umbridge.
"Yes?" asked Snape.
"I love you," said Umbridge quickly.
"What?" asked Snape. Umbrideg then gave Snape a big fat and hard hug.
"AACK!"
"C'mon Snape! WE SHALL HAVE S-E-X AND WE BOTH HATE POTTER!!!" screamed Umbridge.
"True," said Snape
The two left the area...
Meanwhile...
As the two were walking, Snape was sucked into the floor and landed on the Chamber of Sex.
Snape landed on the water...
"Oh... where the fuck am I?" asked Snape. He looked around and got up. He saw Ron and Potter fight off a baskalisk.
"Potter! Weasly! Let the Potion's master show you how it's done," said Snape. He took his wand out and aimed it at the Baskalisk.
"AVADA KEDVARA!"
The Baskalisk dropped dead...
Meanwhile...
Starfire and Blackfire are fighting. They both keep sending bolts at each other.
"Forget it sister. I learned more tricks and I am much stronger than you," said Blackfire.
"Well I learned a better trick," said Starfire. She send a lazar beam to Blackfire with her eyes. Blackfire fell on the floor. Starfire gave a cute little chuckle.
Voldemort stood in a dark corner.
"~ KILL THEM! KILL THEM!! NOW!"~
"Shut the fuck up Master!" cried Blackfire.
Then a baskalisk bitted Blackfire on the back and ate her.
"SIIIIIIIIIISSTER!" screamed Starfire.
Harry looked around, he grabbed the knife he had before. And aimed it at Yasmin.
"AAAHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS HE POINTING THAT KNIFE AT MEEE!" she screamed.
"Shut the fuck up!" shouted Harry. He threw the knife and it hit Voldemort's wang.
"AHHHHHHHH!" screamed Voldemort. He fell to the floor.
"You!" shouted Yasmin to Raven. "Rejuvante our master now!"
"No," answered Raven.
"NOW!"
"... You know what?" asked Raven.
"Yes?" asked Yasmin, waiting for the answer.
"You're a homo!"
Yasmin was dumbstruck...
Raven's eyes glowed white, she freed herself from the chair and hugged Harry.
"Yay!" exclaimed Harry.
"O_O..." Snape could only give a stupid look.
"SNAPE IS GAY!" screamed Voldemort, holding his bloody wang.
"Fuck you," said Snape He casted Crucio on Voldemort's wang. Voldemort then fell on the floor.
Robin then from seeing this, smacked Slade's wang. He fell on the floor.
"Didn't knew the wang is the weak spot of the evilest people," stated Robin.
"MASTER!!! NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Yasmin. She was then was sent back to Voldemort's statue thanks to Raven's powers.
"You need a time out," said Raven.
Meanwhile...
Terra launched a big rockie at the baskalisk and it stayed there, crushed by rock. Terra and the other ran towards the others.
"Wow," said Cyborg, looking at a paralyzed Voldemort.
"Voldemort's weak spots are the wang... AND MUSHROOMS!" exclaimed Snape.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" screamed Yasmin, she, Nikki, Voldemort, and Jinxy (who was playing cards with Barney) disappeared.
And so everyone left the Chamber of Sex and went to bed.
End of Chapter 8
Weird... o_O. Now, Voldemort is paralyzed. And some people get sucked into Raven's mirror. And they have to fight the REAL Trigon. Will they win? Stay tune on the next chapter!