Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER!
Yay! Thanks for the reviews. Now I'll show why Raven really is in Slytherin in this chapter.
Raven was sitting in her seat in the Great Hall, taking a sip of herbal tea she had in her hands. It was as if the great Sephorith was drinking it (OO).
However, outside in front of the lake. Pansy Parkison, the great bitch (I don't like her at all for real...) had Raven's mirror in her hands. Draco and so fucking dumb friends were laughing like morons.
"I wonder what the fuck- what the fuck? Is that a zit?" asked Pansy. She saw red glowing eyes up from her eyes. There was also another two on the same spot.
"EEEK!" she screamed in fear.
Terra, Robin, Ron, and Starfire noticed this. They ran to them. But a telekenis hand that was Raven's grabbed them. It grabbed Ron, Terra, Robin, Starfire, Pansy, and Draco. They were sucked into the mirror.
Inside RAVEN'S MIND!!!
Ron looked around the area, it was dark and they were standing on a rock.
"Bloody hell!" he exclaimed.
"It looks like we go forward," said Robin. He started to walk forward as more rocks approach.
"Oh my gosh... I'm scared! Take me back! I don't wanna be here!" cried Pansy.
Starfire charged her bolts and looked angrily at her.
"WELL YOU SHOULDN'T STOLD RAVEN'S MIRROR!!!" she screamed. Terra covered her ears. "Well, hopefully I'll help along in the way..."
The group continued to walk forward. When a bunch of ravens' said, "Turn back... Turn back..."
"Well, these look cute," said Draco in sarcasm.
"Shut your ass up," said Ron.
The ravens then hissed and their eyes glowed red.
"RUUUN!" yelled Starfire. They ran into a portal like door, only to find a beautiful park road.
They found them selves to find Happy Raven. "Hey!! Wassup!" she exclaimed. ((By the way, Raven's mind is white colored like it was red in Nevermore, and it turned white after Trigon was defeated)
"Hi!! Raven, what are you doing here?" asked Starfire.
"Nice to know you know my name!" exclaimed HR ((Happy Raven)). She giggled.
"Uh... why are you wearing pink?" asked Terra.
"Didn't those other two told you? My favorite color is pink!"
The six stared at her.
"So, wanna come to my place?" she asked.
"No thanks," said Robin. "I need to get out of this place, and fast."
Draco and Pansy laughed like maniacs. "You're... so... stupid!" the both said in unison. HR decided to laugh too. "Group hug!" HR hugged Terra, Robin, Ron, Draco, Pansy, and finally... HR and Starfire hugged each other.
Draco and Pansy laughed even harder. "They're... lesbians!!" exclaimed Pansy, they ROFLMAO.
HR then disappeared. Draco and Pansy stopped laughing and they walked forward. They soon appeared at the maze part of Raven's mind. Pessimistic Raven ((PR)) came in front of them.
"Hello... it's nice to meet you, but I don't think you'll like me," she said.
"Well, that's the door right. Let's get the fuck out of here nigga's," said Robin. Starfire stared at Robin. "Robin, what does this "nigga" mean?"
"It means a black person. Just like Cyborg is," said Robin. "I do not understand. For this is confusing... I shall forget about it," said Starfire.
They all ran forward, but a maze appeared. "FUCK!!" screamed Robin. Draco and Pansy laughed.
"It's a maze. I'll get you out, but I don't think you'll like me anymore," said PR. They went on through the maze.
Back outside in the real world.
Raven and Harry went outside, only to find her mirror was on the ground. She picked it up fast. "I have to go now," she said. She, herself, went into the mirror. Harry took it and went into the dungeons.
So our six idiots are almost out of the maze, being annoyed by PM with her sad sayings.
"WE FORGIVE YOU!!!" they screamed. She continued on, then she opened the way of the maze. A big as thing, made out of stone with the strongest type of sword ever came out. PR disappeared.
"Titans! Go!" exclaimed Robin, the three titans went over to attack, but their attack did nothing. Terra could not make the stone monster break apart. Just then, Brave R (BR) came out.
"DIEEEE!" she exclaimed. She showed off her cleavage. "OBSERVE MY CLEAVAGE BITCH!!!" The stone monster then broken down into a million pieces.
"Oh shit bitch!" exclaimed Robin.
"Baka!" exclaimed Draco.
"I'm not an idiot!" exclaimed Starfire.
"YOU KNOW JAPANESE?!!" cried everyone is disbelief.
"Yep!! Kotestu Baka!" exclaimed Starfire once again.
"Shut up. You probably heard that from Nikki. That's the only Japanese words she knows... and she isn't Japanese," said Pansy.
"I think we're insulting Japanese. So let us shut up," said Robin.
"So," BR began. "My cleavage is sexy!"
"AND MAN CLEAVAGE IS THE BEST!" cried Ron.
"Fuck you bitch!!" replied Robin.
"No more mean talking!" cried Starfire.
Then, Raven appeared.
"YOU BUNGHOLES WENT INTO MY MIND??? I'M GOING TO FUCKING SEND YOU TO... AZARATH!" screamed Raven.
"A fucker? Sorry, but I don't do fuckers," said Pansy.
"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!" chanted Raven, Pansy was boosted up into the air with Raven's telekenis, and was dropped on the ground.
"Get the mother fucking FUCK out of here, NOW!" screamed Raven.
Trigon then appeared. "SEXY PEOPLE, WILL RULE ALL!"
"Um... boogers?" asked Starfire.
"LIES!" screamed Trigon, he fired a fire ball at Starfire, who got hit.
"RUUUN!" screamed Draco, Pansy and Draco ran back to the portal home, as the others followed.
Back outside the real world, up on a tower. A boy was up there, Raven's little brother, Blood (from the DC comics) was there.
"Metrion is so going to be surprised," said Blood. He had purple spiky hair, a black cloak, with a black silky shirt, with black shorts.
End of Chapter 9
I know this one isn't that funny, but I tried my best.
Yay! Thanks for the reviews. Now I'll show why Raven really is in Slytherin in this chapter.
Raven was sitting in her seat in the Great Hall, taking a sip of herbal tea she had in her hands. It was as if the great Sephorith was drinking it (OO).
However, outside in front of the lake. Pansy Parkison, the great bitch (I don't like her at all for real...) had Raven's mirror in her hands. Draco and so fucking dumb friends were laughing like morons.
"I wonder what the fuck- what the fuck? Is that a zit?" asked Pansy. She saw red glowing eyes up from her eyes. There was also another two on the same spot.
"EEEK!" she screamed in fear.
Terra, Robin, Ron, and Starfire noticed this. They ran to them. But a telekenis hand that was Raven's grabbed them. It grabbed Ron, Terra, Robin, Starfire, Pansy, and Draco. They were sucked into the mirror.
Inside RAVEN'S MIND!!!
Ron looked around the area, it was dark and they were standing on a rock.
"Bloody hell!" he exclaimed.
"It looks like we go forward," said Robin. He started to walk forward as more rocks approach.
"Oh my gosh... I'm scared! Take me back! I don't wanna be here!" cried Pansy.
Starfire charged her bolts and looked angrily at her.
"WELL YOU SHOULDN'T STOLD RAVEN'S MIRROR!!!" she screamed. Terra covered her ears. "Well, hopefully I'll help along in the way..."
The group continued to walk forward. When a bunch of ravens' said, "Turn back... Turn back..."
"Well, these look cute," said Draco in sarcasm.
"Shut your ass up," said Ron.
The ravens then hissed and their eyes glowed red.
"RUUUN!" yelled Starfire. They ran into a portal like door, only to find a beautiful park road.
They found them selves to find Happy Raven. "Hey!! Wassup!" she exclaimed. ((By the way, Raven's mind is white colored like it was red in Nevermore, and it turned white after Trigon was defeated)
"Hi!! Raven, what are you doing here?" asked Starfire.
"Nice to know you know my name!" exclaimed HR ((Happy Raven)). She giggled.
"Uh... why are you wearing pink?" asked Terra.
"Didn't those other two told you? My favorite color is pink!"
The six stared at her.
"So, wanna come to my place?" she asked.
"No thanks," said Robin. "I need to get out of this place, and fast."
Draco and Pansy laughed like maniacs. "You're... so... stupid!" the both said in unison. HR decided to laugh too. "Group hug!" HR hugged Terra, Robin, Ron, Draco, Pansy, and finally... HR and Starfire hugged each other.
Draco and Pansy laughed even harder. "They're... lesbians!!" exclaimed Pansy, they ROFLMAO.
HR then disappeared. Draco and Pansy stopped laughing and they walked forward. They soon appeared at the maze part of Raven's mind. Pessimistic Raven ((PR)) came in front of them.
"Hello... it's nice to meet you, but I don't think you'll like me," she said.
"Well, that's the door right. Let's get the fuck out of here nigga's," said Robin. Starfire stared at Robin. "Robin, what does this "nigga" mean?"
"It means a black person. Just like Cyborg is," said Robin. "I do not understand. For this is confusing... I shall forget about it," said Starfire.
They all ran forward, but a maze appeared. "FUCK!!" screamed Robin. Draco and Pansy laughed.
"It's a maze. I'll get you out, but I don't think you'll like me anymore," said PR. They went on through the maze.
Back outside in the real world.
Raven and Harry went outside, only to find her mirror was on the ground. She picked it up fast. "I have to go now," she said. She, herself, went into the mirror. Harry took it and went into the dungeons.
So our six idiots are almost out of the maze, being annoyed by PM with her sad sayings.
"WE FORGIVE YOU!!!" they screamed. She continued on, then she opened the way of the maze. A big as thing, made out of stone with the strongest type of sword ever came out. PR disappeared.
"Titans! Go!" exclaimed Robin, the three titans went over to attack, but their attack did nothing. Terra could not make the stone monster break apart. Just then, Brave R (BR) came out.
"DIEEEE!" she exclaimed. She showed off her cleavage. "OBSERVE MY CLEAVAGE BITCH!!!" The stone monster then broken down into a million pieces.
"Oh shit bitch!" exclaimed Robin.
"Baka!" exclaimed Draco.
"I'm not an idiot!" exclaimed Starfire.
"YOU KNOW JAPANESE?!!" cried everyone is disbelief.
"Yep!! Kotestu Baka!" exclaimed Starfire once again.
"Shut up. You probably heard that from Nikki. That's the only Japanese words she knows... and she isn't Japanese," said Pansy.
"I think we're insulting Japanese. So let us shut up," said Robin.
"So," BR began. "My cleavage is sexy!"
"AND MAN CLEAVAGE IS THE BEST!" cried Ron.
"Fuck you bitch!!" replied Robin.
"No more mean talking!" cried Starfire.
Then, Raven appeared.
"YOU BUNGHOLES WENT INTO MY MIND??? I'M GOING TO FUCKING SEND YOU TO... AZARATH!" screamed Raven.
"A fucker? Sorry, but I don't do fuckers," said Pansy.
"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!" chanted Raven, Pansy was boosted up into the air with Raven's telekenis, and was dropped on the ground.
"Get the mother fucking FUCK out of here, NOW!" screamed Raven.
Trigon then appeared. "SEXY PEOPLE, WILL RULE ALL!"
"Um... boogers?" asked Starfire.
"LIES!" screamed Trigon, he fired a fire ball at Starfire, who got hit.
"RUUUN!" screamed Draco, Pansy and Draco ran back to the portal home, as the others followed.
Back outside the real world, up on a tower. A boy was up there, Raven's little brother, Blood (from the DC comics) was there.
"Metrion is so going to be surprised," said Blood. He had purple spiky hair, a black cloak, with a black silky shirt, with black shorts.
End of Chapter 9
I know this one isn't that funny, but I tried my best.