Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER
Chapter 10
Blood saw Harry and Raven alone, outside. He grinned, and flew down over to Raven.
"WASSUP METRION!!!" he screamed as he went down.
"AAAAAH!!" screamed Raven as she heard him, she turned around and looked at him.
"Who's he?" asked Harry.
"He's my brother, Blood," answered Raven.
"Hi Metrion!! Who the hell is this guy?" he asked, observing Harry.
"Um... don't call me Metrion, my name is Raven. And he's Harry," answered Raven.
"Oooh! Is he your boyfriend?" asked Blood.
"Um, yeah," said Raven, Harry blushed.
"OOOOH!! METRION HAS A BOYFRIEND!! I'm going to tell Azar on you!" exclaimed Blood.
"Don't," said Raven.
"Make me!" whined Blood.
"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!" chanted Raven, she sent Blood flying to the air.
"Azarath, Blood, Zinthos!" chanted Blood, as he fired a black bolt at Raven, which she used her shield to block.
"I don't want to hurt you Blood. Now that you're here, you're going to stay here, AT HOGWARTS!!!" screamed Raven.
"WAAA!" cried Blood. "I don't wanna!"
"You're making your emotions control you Blood. I don't want you to go off exploding things again madly," said Raven.
"Poor Raven," muttered Harry.
"I like to blow things up," said Blood.
"WELL FUCK YOU!!" screamed Raven, she putted Blood in telekenis and sent him flying towards Snape, who was staring at Umbridge's cleavage.
"I wish I had clea-"Snape was interrupted as soon as Blood was hit on him.
"AAAH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" asked Snape.
Blood got up. "Um, sorry! Raven made me fly to you like this," he said it in a sorrowful, innocent voice.
"WHAT??!! DETENTION FOR RAVEN!!!!!!" screamed Snape very loud, Raven could hear it.
"I hate Blood," she said. She and Harry went back into the castle.
Then, Blood appeared in front of Raven. "By the way, I'm in this school already. BAKA!!!" screamed Blood.
Then, Cho heard what they said. "BAKA'D!" she exclaimed.
"That was words of wisdom," said Harry in a low voice.
"And because of you, I have detention as well," said Blood.
"Whatever, go fuck yourself," said Raven.
"And I'm in SLYTHERIN!! W00t!! Let's party!" exclaimed Blood.
"Because of you, no one will like me," said Raven, she putted her hood on disappeared in the distance.
"Yay!!" exclaimed Blood.
"Your careless, aren't you? You should be apologizing," said Harry, he left off also, following Raven.
"I AM A VAGINA!" screamed Blood, Umbridge heard this.
"DETENTION MR. BLOOD!" she screamed.
"FUCK YOU BITCH!" replied Blood. Beast Boy came in and watched, simply.
"WHAT??? 200 DENTENTIONS!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"YOU SHUT UP BITCH!! MY CLEAVAGE IS AWESOME!"
"FUCK YOU BITCH!! YOU SHOULD GO SUCK SNAKE'S COCK!"
"WHY?? YES!! I SHOULD!! I SUCKED IT A BAZZILION TIMES BITCH!"
"YEAH!! SO GO FUCK MINERVA LESBIAN!"
".999 DENTENTIONS BLOOD! AND IT'S JUST 1 DETENTION OF THE WORST SORT OF PAIN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Beast Boy was covering his ears in pain, Blood left quickly, and Umbridge went into nude because of Blood's powers. Snape came in and saw Umbridge.
"w00t! Fucking time," said Snape. Snape huggled on Umbridge, and Beast Boy ran the crap out of the Entrance Hall.
Just then, the Code: Lyoko main theme was being played, Harry was hugging Raven in Dark Arts class, and then stopped.
"Okay class! Today we have a new student. His name is Blood. AND I HATE HIM ALREADY!" screamed Umbridge, Beast Boy sighed.
"Now, to defend yourself from men. They must have a condom on, you see? As women have pads on them so blood won't go onto the men's wang," she said. Everyone stared in disbelief, and Hermione raised her hand.
"Um... this isn't Special Ed," said Hermione.
"IT IS SPECIAL ED BITCH!" screamed Umbridge, Hermione raised her hand again.
"I'm gonna tell daddy on you!" she exclaimed.
"BETTER FUCKING NOT OR I'LL GIVE YOU DETENTION!" screamed Umbridge.
"You know what you two? Shut the fuck up," said Beast Boy.
Terra putted her hand on her forehead, she whispered, "Bad idea."
"Fuck this, detention Beast Boy, Terra, and Hermione."
"WHAT?!! I DID SHIT!" screamed Terra.
"Yes, you said shit 160 times," said Umbridge.
"..."
So in Divination
"Azarathians meditate using their chant words. The first word is Azarath. The second is your name, and the last is Zinthos," said PT ((Proffeser Trewlary or whatsoever))
"Raven and Blood, give an example."
Raven and Blood went into the front of the class, and got into meditation stance.
"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos..." chanted Raven, 'At lease my mind is being cleared here.'
"Azarath, Blood, Zinthos..." chanted Blood.
"This is exactly how they do it. And we're focusing on meditation for this new lesson," said PT. "Get into meditation stance, and do it how they are doing.
Everyone did what she said.
"Azarath, Terra, Zinthos..."
"Azarath, Beast Boy, Zinthos..."
"Azarath, Starfire, Zinthos..."
Cyborg couldn't get into meditation stance because he was too buff. Draco didn't do it because he thought meditation was lame, so as Pansy.
"Meditate you two before I give you meditation with Umbridge," said PT.
"Nope," said Draco.
"Detention you two with Umbridge," said PT.
And so the period ended, and it was now detention time.
In Detention with Umbridge
Terra was writing on her arm with a knife "I must not say shit 160 times"
Beast Boy was writing on his arm with a knife "I must not say shut up"
Hermione was writing on her arm with a knife "I must obey the teacher"
Blood was writing "I must not talk back to the teacher"
In Detention with Snape
Raven was meditating, while Snape was using an x-ray to observe Raven's boobs.
"I know what you're doing Snape," said Raven. She got up and sent a desk flying towards Snape, hitting him.
"Bitch!!" exclaimed Snape. Snape sent his man eating snake, "Pussy" towards Raven.
"Dieeeee!" hissed the snake, it wrapped around Raven and ate her.
Then, Snape saw it was time to let Raven go, and so the snake spitted Raven back out.
"OO" was the only look Raven did.
"I feel like hugging you," said Snape, he ran to Raven and hugged her.
"WEE!" yelled Snape.
"OO" was the only look Raven still did. "Get the fuck off me."
"NOOO! YOUR BREASTS ARE SO CLEAVAGE LIKE!" screamed Snape,
Minerva heard this, ran into the room and slapped Snape.
"Raven, you can go now. I must go rape Snape," she said. Raven nodded and left the room.
"Rape... the potions... master? IMPOSSIBLE!" screamed Snape.
"Yes, rape ze' potions master," said Minerva. She took Snape's clothes off, and smacked him down on a desk. She licked her finger, and putted it in Snape's ear. "Wet... willie, Mr. Snape."
"AARG!!" screamed Snape, he smacked Minerva on the floor, and gave her a wet willie. Dumbledore then came.
"He took my job!" he exclaimed.
"They took yer' job!" exclaimed Cho walking pass the room.
Everyone sighed.
"Serverous, I'm going to have to fire you," said Dumbledore.
"Why?" asked Snape.
"BECAUSE YOU TOOK MEH JOB!!"
End of Chapter 10.
Chapter 10
Blood saw Harry and Raven alone, outside. He grinned, and flew down over to Raven.
"WASSUP METRION!!!" he screamed as he went down.
"AAAAAH!!" screamed Raven as she heard him, she turned around and looked at him.
"Who's he?" asked Harry.
"He's my brother, Blood," answered Raven.
"Hi Metrion!! Who the hell is this guy?" he asked, observing Harry.
"Um... don't call me Metrion, my name is Raven. And he's Harry," answered Raven.
"Oooh! Is he your boyfriend?" asked Blood.
"Um, yeah," said Raven, Harry blushed.
"OOOOH!! METRION HAS A BOYFRIEND!! I'm going to tell Azar on you!" exclaimed Blood.
"Don't," said Raven.
"Make me!" whined Blood.
"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!" chanted Raven, she sent Blood flying to the air.
"Azarath, Blood, Zinthos!" chanted Blood, as he fired a black bolt at Raven, which she used her shield to block.
"I don't want to hurt you Blood. Now that you're here, you're going to stay here, AT HOGWARTS!!!" screamed Raven.
"WAAA!" cried Blood. "I don't wanna!"
"You're making your emotions control you Blood. I don't want you to go off exploding things again madly," said Raven.
"Poor Raven," muttered Harry.
"I like to blow things up," said Blood.
"WELL FUCK YOU!!" screamed Raven, she putted Blood in telekenis and sent him flying towards Snape, who was staring at Umbridge's cleavage.
"I wish I had clea-"Snape was interrupted as soon as Blood was hit on him.
"AAAH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" asked Snape.
Blood got up. "Um, sorry! Raven made me fly to you like this," he said it in a sorrowful, innocent voice.
"WHAT??!! DETENTION FOR RAVEN!!!!!!" screamed Snape very loud, Raven could hear it.
"I hate Blood," she said. She and Harry went back into the castle.
Then, Blood appeared in front of Raven. "By the way, I'm in this school already. BAKA!!!" screamed Blood.
Then, Cho heard what they said. "BAKA'D!" she exclaimed.
"That was words of wisdom," said Harry in a low voice.
"And because of you, I have detention as well," said Blood.
"Whatever, go fuck yourself," said Raven.
"And I'm in SLYTHERIN!! W00t!! Let's party!" exclaimed Blood.
"Because of you, no one will like me," said Raven, she putted her hood on disappeared in the distance.
"Yay!!" exclaimed Blood.
"Your careless, aren't you? You should be apologizing," said Harry, he left off also, following Raven.
"I AM A VAGINA!" screamed Blood, Umbridge heard this.
"DETENTION MR. BLOOD!" she screamed.
"FUCK YOU BITCH!" replied Blood. Beast Boy came in and watched, simply.
"WHAT??? 200 DENTENTIONS!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"YOU SHUT UP BITCH!! MY CLEAVAGE IS AWESOME!"
"FUCK YOU BITCH!! YOU SHOULD GO SUCK SNAKE'S COCK!"
"WHY?? YES!! I SHOULD!! I SUCKED IT A BAZZILION TIMES BITCH!"
"YEAH!! SO GO FUCK MINERVA LESBIAN!"
".999 DENTENTIONS BLOOD! AND IT'S JUST 1 DETENTION OF THE WORST SORT OF PAIN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Beast Boy was covering his ears in pain, Blood left quickly, and Umbridge went into nude because of Blood's powers. Snape came in and saw Umbridge.
"w00t! Fucking time," said Snape. Snape huggled on Umbridge, and Beast Boy ran the crap out of the Entrance Hall.
Just then, the Code: Lyoko main theme was being played, Harry was hugging Raven in Dark Arts class, and then stopped.
"Okay class! Today we have a new student. His name is Blood. AND I HATE HIM ALREADY!" screamed Umbridge, Beast Boy sighed.
"Now, to defend yourself from men. They must have a condom on, you see? As women have pads on them so blood won't go onto the men's wang," she said. Everyone stared in disbelief, and Hermione raised her hand.
"Um... this isn't Special Ed," said Hermione.
"IT IS SPECIAL ED BITCH!" screamed Umbridge, Hermione raised her hand again.
"I'm gonna tell daddy on you!" she exclaimed.
"BETTER FUCKING NOT OR I'LL GIVE YOU DETENTION!" screamed Umbridge.
"You know what you two? Shut the fuck up," said Beast Boy.
Terra putted her hand on her forehead, she whispered, "Bad idea."
"Fuck this, detention Beast Boy, Terra, and Hermione."
"WHAT?!! I DID SHIT!" screamed Terra.
"Yes, you said shit 160 times," said Umbridge.
"..."
So in Divination
"Azarathians meditate using their chant words. The first word is Azarath. The second is your name, and the last is Zinthos," said PT ((Proffeser Trewlary or whatsoever))
"Raven and Blood, give an example."
Raven and Blood went into the front of the class, and got into meditation stance.
"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos..." chanted Raven, 'At lease my mind is being cleared here.'
"Azarath, Blood, Zinthos..." chanted Blood.
"This is exactly how they do it. And we're focusing on meditation for this new lesson," said PT. "Get into meditation stance, and do it how they are doing.
Everyone did what she said.
"Azarath, Terra, Zinthos..."
"Azarath, Beast Boy, Zinthos..."
"Azarath, Starfire, Zinthos..."
Cyborg couldn't get into meditation stance because he was too buff. Draco didn't do it because he thought meditation was lame, so as Pansy.
"Meditate you two before I give you meditation with Umbridge," said PT.
"Nope," said Draco.
"Detention you two with Umbridge," said PT.
And so the period ended, and it was now detention time.
In Detention with Umbridge
Terra was writing on her arm with a knife "I must not say shit 160 times"
Beast Boy was writing on his arm with a knife "I must not say shut up"
Hermione was writing on her arm with a knife "I must obey the teacher"
Blood was writing "I must not talk back to the teacher"
In Detention with Snape
Raven was meditating, while Snape was using an x-ray to observe Raven's boobs.
"I know what you're doing Snape," said Raven. She got up and sent a desk flying towards Snape, hitting him.
"Bitch!!" exclaimed Snape. Snape sent his man eating snake, "Pussy" towards Raven.
"Dieeeee!" hissed the snake, it wrapped around Raven and ate her.
Then, Snape saw it was time to let Raven go, and so the snake spitted Raven back out.
"OO" was the only look Raven did.
"I feel like hugging you," said Snape, he ran to Raven and hugged her.
"WEE!" yelled Snape.
"OO" was the only look Raven still did. "Get the fuck off me."
"NOOO! YOUR BREASTS ARE SO CLEAVAGE LIKE!" screamed Snape,
Minerva heard this, ran into the room and slapped Snape.
"Raven, you can go now. I must go rape Snape," she said. Raven nodded and left the room.
"Rape... the potions... master? IMPOSSIBLE!" screamed Snape.
"Yes, rape ze' potions master," said Minerva. She took Snape's clothes off, and smacked him down on a desk. She licked her finger, and putted it in Snape's ear. "Wet... willie, Mr. Snape."
"AARG!!" screamed Snape, he smacked Minerva on the floor, and gave her a wet willie. Dumbledore then came.
"He took my job!" he exclaimed.
"They took yer' job!" exclaimed Cho walking pass the room.
Everyone sighed.
"Serverous, I'm going to have to fire you," said Dumbledore.
"Why?" asked Snape.
"BECAUSE YOU TOOK MEH JOB!!"
End of Chapter 10.