Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER!
Chapter Cheese, I mean 11. (DAMN!)
A/N: Crap, 11 chapters? Thanks for the reviews by the way. I was too lazy to write it, and I couldn't think of more funnier jokes and such. So I went to other places to stay at, find some jokes and such, and put it into one funny one... I guess I do that. Some of it is probably original.
Cyborg was in the Forbidden Forest, looking around.
"I gotta find Hitler 2," he said.
Just then, another Hitler, known as Hitler 2 appeared. He hated half humans, half robots/
"AHHH! DIE YOU BITCH!!" screamed Hitler 2, he kicked Cyborg's metallic wang, and cut him into a million pieces.
"BIATCH!!" Hitler 2 screamed, and left the Forbidden Forest.
So in the Slytherin Common room, Raven was meditating in the girls' dorm, Pansy watched.
"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos..." chanted Raven.
"You know meditation is really whack? It's so not interesting," said Pansy. Raven ignored her.
"You no pay attention me??? FUCK YOU!!" screamed Pansy, she left the room. Raven also did the same, and went outside to the lake, where Harry was.
"Me love you," said Harry, he hugged Raven. "Did you heard what happened yesterday? Snape got a concussion."
"He did? All I heard was that Minerva raped Snape yesterday. Weird," said Raven.
"Yeah."
Terra was also outside, flying up in the air with a rock on her feet, Starfire was also flying. They were having a race.
Then, Hitler 2 saw Raven.
"COME WITH ME SEXY!!" he screamed, he grabbed Raven and ran away.
"BITCH!" screamed Harry, he took out his wang- I mean, wand, and chased Hitler 2.
"Um... Help me?" asked Raven in confusion.
"Avada Kedvara!" chanted Harry, Hitler 2 got hit and was killed. Raven also fell on the ground on her bum.
Though, Hitler 2 had one more thing to say.
"Fucking... jews," he said in Cartman (from South Park) 's voice.
"Biatch, your pennies belong to me," said Harry. But Umbridge saw this (why does she always have a sharp eye? What a bitch Umbridge is!) .
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET EXPELLED HARRY FOR KILLING HITLER 2!" she screamed.
"But it was another Hitler!! And I had to kill him before another war," said Harry.
Umbridge grabbed Harry's arm, and dragged him into the castle. But Umbridge was exploded into the air, and Raven was there.
"Nobody ever thinks of taking my friends away!" she said in her Emotion Mixed voice ((When Raven was in her white cloaked form in Nevermore))
Umbridge then landed on the floor, in Sephiroth's costume ((What the hell?!!))
"DIEEE!" she screamed, the screen was frozen, and cracked down into a black screen ((Just like when you got into a battle in FFX-2. Or so... whatever))
One Winged Angel was being played. Harry and Starfire was on Raven's side. Snape and the Dead Hitler was on Umbridge's side.
Raven HP 10000 MP 500 Starfire HP 8600 MP 45 Harry HP 4000 MP 400
Umbridge HP 1000000000 MP 50000000000 Dead Hitler HP 400 MP 5 Snape HP 400000000000 MP 99999999
After a while, the battle was finished and Raven won.
"I won you bitch!" she exclaimed, she sent Umbridge to Hell, so as Hitler.
"NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Snape, he went down to the ground and also died.
"Yay! We killed them!" exclaimed Harry, they all did a victory dance, and the Mission Complete beat was being played ((From FFX-2 when you finish a mission, or a battle))
ITEMS OBTAINED
NONE!!!
NO ONE LEVELED UP!!!
TERRA BECAME A BISEXUAL!!!
STARFIRE NOW KNOWS THE WAY OF HOW TO DATE ROBIN!!
HARRY IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU RAVEN! SO GOOD, YOU DESERVE HIM!
Raven grinned at the last message. "Yup!"
"Cheese," said Harry.
"Terra is bisexual? I must go ask!" exclaimed Starfire, she flew over to Terra.
"Me? Bisexual? So true," said Terra.
"Is it something good?" asked Starfire.
"Yes, Star, it is something good. Something so good."
"Okay!!"
Just then, Blood flew down on Raven, and pounced at her. He was sobbing and crying.
"WAAA! DRACO WAS BEING A BITCH TO ME METRION! WAAAAA!" he cried.
"Oh, don't mind Draco," began Raven. "Draco, is a Micheal Jackon Poser, who is on crack."
"Okay, thanks Metrion," said Blood, he flew off.
"No problem," said Raven.
"So, Metrion," began Harry, using the name Blood calls Raven. "Can we go kissy wissy?"
"Yes, Harry Sama, yes," said Raven, they gave each other huggies.
Just then, Pansy was spying on them, and took a picture.
"Mwaha. This is so going to be good," she said. Pansy was then falling off the castle, because Jinx appeared out of nowhere.
"YOU TOOK MAH' JOB!" screeched Jinx.
"AAAH!" screamed Pansy.
End of Chapter 11
This was... short.
Chapter Cheese, I mean 11. (DAMN!)
A/N: Crap, 11 chapters? Thanks for the reviews by the way. I was too lazy to write it, and I couldn't think of more funnier jokes and such. So I went to other places to stay at, find some jokes and such, and put it into one funny one... I guess I do that. Some of it is probably original.
Cyborg was in the Forbidden Forest, looking around.
"I gotta find Hitler 2," he said.
Just then, another Hitler, known as Hitler 2 appeared. He hated half humans, half robots/
"AHHH! DIE YOU BITCH!!" screamed Hitler 2, he kicked Cyborg's metallic wang, and cut him into a million pieces.
"BIATCH!!" Hitler 2 screamed, and left the Forbidden Forest.
So in the Slytherin Common room, Raven was meditating in the girls' dorm, Pansy watched.
"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos..." chanted Raven.
"You know meditation is really whack? It's so not interesting," said Pansy. Raven ignored her.
"You no pay attention me??? FUCK YOU!!" screamed Pansy, she left the room. Raven also did the same, and went outside to the lake, where Harry was.
"Me love you," said Harry, he hugged Raven. "Did you heard what happened yesterday? Snape got a concussion."
"He did? All I heard was that Minerva raped Snape yesterday. Weird," said Raven.
"Yeah."
Terra was also outside, flying up in the air with a rock on her feet, Starfire was also flying. They were having a race.
Then, Hitler 2 saw Raven.
"COME WITH ME SEXY!!" he screamed, he grabbed Raven and ran away.
"BITCH!" screamed Harry, he took out his wang- I mean, wand, and chased Hitler 2.
"Um... Help me?" asked Raven in confusion.
"Avada Kedvara!" chanted Harry, Hitler 2 got hit and was killed. Raven also fell on the ground on her bum.
Though, Hitler 2 had one more thing to say.
"Fucking... jews," he said in Cartman (from South Park) 's voice.
"Biatch, your pennies belong to me," said Harry. But Umbridge saw this (why does she always have a sharp eye? What a bitch Umbridge is!) .
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET EXPELLED HARRY FOR KILLING HITLER 2!" she screamed.
"But it was another Hitler!! And I had to kill him before another war," said Harry.
Umbridge grabbed Harry's arm, and dragged him into the castle. But Umbridge was exploded into the air, and Raven was there.
"Nobody ever thinks of taking my friends away!" she said in her Emotion Mixed voice ((When Raven was in her white cloaked form in Nevermore))
Umbridge then landed on the floor, in Sephiroth's costume ((What the hell?!!))
"DIEEE!" she screamed, the screen was frozen, and cracked down into a black screen ((Just like when you got into a battle in FFX-2. Or so... whatever))
One Winged Angel was being played. Harry and Starfire was on Raven's side. Snape and the Dead Hitler was on Umbridge's side.
Raven HP 10000 MP 500 Starfire HP 8600 MP 45 Harry HP 4000 MP 400
Umbridge HP 1000000000 MP 50000000000 Dead Hitler HP 400 MP 5 Snape HP 400000000000 MP 99999999
After a while, the battle was finished and Raven won.
"I won you bitch!" she exclaimed, she sent Umbridge to Hell, so as Hitler.
"NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Snape, he went down to the ground and also died.
"Yay! We killed them!" exclaimed Harry, they all did a victory dance, and the Mission Complete beat was being played ((From FFX-2 when you finish a mission, or a battle))
ITEMS OBTAINED
NONE!!!
NO ONE LEVELED UP!!!
TERRA BECAME A BISEXUAL!!!
STARFIRE NOW KNOWS THE WAY OF HOW TO DATE ROBIN!!
HARRY IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU RAVEN! SO GOOD, YOU DESERVE HIM!
Raven grinned at the last message. "Yup!"
"Cheese," said Harry.
"Terra is bisexual? I must go ask!" exclaimed Starfire, she flew over to Terra.
"Me? Bisexual? So true," said Terra.
"Is it something good?" asked Starfire.
"Yes, Star, it is something good. Something so good."
"Okay!!"
Just then, Blood flew down on Raven, and pounced at her. He was sobbing and crying.
"WAAA! DRACO WAS BEING A BITCH TO ME METRION! WAAAAA!" he cried.
"Oh, don't mind Draco," began Raven. "Draco, is a Micheal Jackon Poser, who is on crack."
"Okay, thanks Metrion," said Blood, he flew off.
"No problem," said Raven.
"So, Metrion," began Harry, using the name Blood calls Raven. "Can we go kissy wissy?"
"Yes, Harry Sama, yes," said Raven, they gave each other huggies.
Just then, Pansy was spying on them, and took a picture.
"Mwaha. This is so going to be good," she said. Pansy was then falling off the castle, because Jinx appeared out of nowhere.
"YOU TOOK MAH' JOB!" screeched Jinx.
"AAAH!" screamed Pansy.
End of Chapter 11
This was... short.