Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER
Chapter 12 (Jesus Christ!)
It was now Feb. ((for some reason I keep spelling it wrong)) and it was snowing. Raven was the only one outside, in the cold.
Blood walked over to Raven. "Raven... I need to tell you something really important."
"What?" she asked.
"You see... I used to be part of a gang. And after my twelfth gang fight, I decided to quit and I went over here."
"YOU WHAT?!!"! Screamed Raven. "You know you're not supposed to be in a gang! Are you wanting gang cleavage or something?"
"Just help me Raven, the gang is after me and they want to kill you and me," said Blood.
"Why me?" asked Raven.
"You're related to me, and they're trying to kill all of the family. Mom is in the hospital because of them."
"No..." she said quietly.
Just then, the world had to make matters worst. Blood's ex- gang has arrived.
In the gang were Jinx, Blackfire, Zack, Mike, and Geppetto
"Blackfire... you're... alive?" asked Raven.
"Hell yeah," said Blackfire.
"So Blood! Why did you betray us? You know that ain't cool," said Zack.
"Shut up!" exclaimed Blood. "I don't like violence anymore. Although I still like to blow up things... BUT NOW I LIKE TO BLOW UP PEOPLE LIKE YOU!" screamed Blood, he blasted Zack up into the air.
Harry saw what was happening from his window ((HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SEE THINGS LIKE THIS?!!!))
"Titans, GO!!!" he cried out. He jumped off the window and killed Zack, Mike, and Geppetto.
"Harry is going to be such a killer, I am so jealous," said Jinx as she saw her fellow gang members get killed... well... a few of 'em.
"Sister, I thought you were a Death Eater!!" exclaimed Starfire.
"You are such an idiot Star. This gang is apart of the Death Eaters. We're are death eaters," said Blackfire.
Starfire and Blackfire started firing black bolts... MADLY.
"Eat my jelly bitch!!" cried Starfire.
"NOOOO!!! MR. WEASLY'S JELLY IS BETTER!!" screamed Blackfire.
Jinx fired her jinxes at the others, she went to Blood and hugged him.
"I love you!" she exclaimed, Jinx hugged Blood very hard.
"Azarath... Blood... Zinthos," said Blood, Blood was blasted up into the air, away from Jinx.
"MWHAHA! I LAFF AT YOUR MISFORUTNE!!!" screamed Blood.
"Grr... YOU WON'T GET AWAY BITCH!!!" screamed Jinx.
Raven then putted Jinx in a bind.
"Get away from my brother!" she exclaimed.
"NEVAR!!!" screamed Jinx.
"Okay... what the FUCK IS GOING ON?!!!" screamed PT.
Everyone froze and stared at PT.
"Detention with Minerva, all of you," she said softly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"" screamed Jinx.
"YEEEEEEEES DUMBASS!!" screamed PT.
"EEEEENOOOOOUGH OF THE SCREAMIIIIIIIIING!" screamed Blood.
"Okay!" exclaimed everyone.
So now everyone was in detention with Minerva.
"I'm displeased with all of you!" she exclaimed. "You'll be studying on how to transform a human to... an idiot."
"OMGWTFLOL!!" screamed Draco as he barged into the room.
"DETENTION BITCH!!" screamed Minerva, Blood was holding his ears.
Then screaming was heard in the hall outside.
"MOOOOUNTAAAAIN TROLL!!! FULLY GROOOOOOWN!" they screamed.
"Oh shit?!! Not again," said Minerva. "You guys go defeat the troll for detention."
And so our Titans, and foes ((Blackfire came in also as well)) went to the troll. Blood killed it with Avada Kedvara, and Dumbledore came to them.
"Blackfire and Jinx, come to my office," he said in a gay man's voice.
In Dumbledore's Office
Dumbledore had a hat in his right hand. "Myeeessss... my precious, ye' must put da' hat of... COOTER!"
"O.O" gave Jinx and Blackfire. Dumbledore putted the hat on Jinx first, and she got into Ravenclaw, then Blackfire, and she also got into Ravenclaw.
"Welcome to RAVENCLAW!!!" screamed Dumbledore. "I'ma go pose MJ!!!! WEEEE!"
The two girls left the office fast before Dumbledore became another MJ ((Guess who is it. I wrote MJ as an abbreviation as a child molester's name, and a black little boy who became an ugly white person...))
So at the Ravenclaw room...
"Welcome to Ravenclaw!! The house of smart asses!" exclaimed Cho.
"Uh... okay," said Jinx.
"AND CHO IS MY GIRLFRIEND BITCH!" screamed Cyborg, hugging Cho.
"Can't- breath," said Cho.
"Oops," said Cyborg, he let go of Cho.
Blackfire sighed. "This is soooo boring."
"Yeah," replied Jinx.
"NO THIS FUNNY!! NO THIS FUNNY!!!" screamed Cho.
"Enough with the fucking screaming!" exclaimed Jinx.
So in the Hufflepuff Common Room
Starfire, was bored to death. "I'm so bored!"
Turk went over to Starfire. "Qudditch is going to start tonight. We're against Gryffindor," she said.
"WEALLY?!! YAY!" exclaimed Starfire in happiness, she jumped up and flew to the ceiling, bumping her head on it, she fell down.
"Owie."
And so it was now nighttime, and a thunder storm was going to come.
Okay, here's the teams. ((I'm writing in my house and there is a thunder storm going on right now.))
Hufflepuff
Seeker- Starfire Keeper- Larry Chaser 1- Turk Chaser 2- Blossom Chaser 3- Lily ((A different Lily)) Beater 1- Bob Beater 2- Jason
Gryffindor
Seeker- Harry Keeper- Ron Chaser 1- Angela Chaser 2- Katie Chaser 3- Ginny Beater 1- Robin Beater 2- Beast Boy
At the Qudditch game
Starfire caught the snitch just right before Madam Hooch told the instructions or on that you must behave ((Like in the first Harry Potter book or movie))
In some other, dark place...
Nikki was on a bed, tied to it Exorsice style.
"The switch will begin shortly," said Voldemort, he was smelling cocaine.
"Aah! Cocaine is one motha' fuck of a fuckin' drug!" he exclaimed. Jinxy went to him.
"Sir, why do we have to kill the girl after we switch the powers?"
"BECAUSE I'M THE PRESIDENT BITCH!!!" he exclaimed. He saw at lease 10 episodes of Dave Chapelle... 10 TIMES.
End of Chapter 12
Chapter 12 (Jesus Christ!)
It was now Feb. ((for some reason I keep spelling it wrong)) and it was snowing. Raven was the only one outside, in the cold.
Blood walked over to Raven. "Raven... I need to tell you something really important."
"What?" she asked.
"You see... I used to be part of a gang. And after my twelfth gang fight, I decided to quit and I went over here."
"YOU WHAT?!!"! Screamed Raven. "You know you're not supposed to be in a gang! Are you wanting gang cleavage or something?"
"Just help me Raven, the gang is after me and they want to kill you and me," said Blood.
"Why me?" asked Raven.
"You're related to me, and they're trying to kill all of the family. Mom is in the hospital because of them."
"No..." she said quietly.
Just then, the world had to make matters worst. Blood's ex- gang has arrived.
In the gang were Jinx, Blackfire, Zack, Mike, and Geppetto
"Blackfire... you're... alive?" asked Raven.
"Hell yeah," said Blackfire.
"So Blood! Why did you betray us? You know that ain't cool," said Zack.
"Shut up!" exclaimed Blood. "I don't like violence anymore. Although I still like to blow up things... BUT NOW I LIKE TO BLOW UP PEOPLE LIKE YOU!" screamed Blood, he blasted Zack up into the air.
Harry saw what was happening from his window ((HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SEE THINGS LIKE THIS?!!!))
"Titans, GO!!!" he cried out. He jumped off the window and killed Zack, Mike, and Geppetto.
"Harry is going to be such a killer, I am so jealous," said Jinx as she saw her fellow gang members get killed... well... a few of 'em.
"Sister, I thought you were a Death Eater!!" exclaimed Starfire.
"You are such an idiot Star. This gang is apart of the Death Eaters. We're are death eaters," said Blackfire.
Starfire and Blackfire started firing black bolts... MADLY.
"Eat my jelly bitch!!" cried Starfire.
"NOOOO!!! MR. WEASLY'S JELLY IS BETTER!!" screamed Blackfire.
Jinx fired her jinxes at the others, she went to Blood and hugged him.
"I love you!" she exclaimed, Jinx hugged Blood very hard.
"Azarath... Blood... Zinthos," said Blood, Blood was blasted up into the air, away from Jinx.
"MWHAHA! I LAFF AT YOUR MISFORUTNE!!!" screamed Blood.
"Grr... YOU WON'T GET AWAY BITCH!!!" screamed Jinx.
Raven then putted Jinx in a bind.
"Get away from my brother!" she exclaimed.
"NEVAR!!!" screamed Jinx.
"Okay... what the FUCK IS GOING ON?!!!" screamed PT.
Everyone froze and stared at PT.
"Detention with Minerva, all of you," she said softly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"" screamed Jinx.
"YEEEEEEEES DUMBASS!!" screamed PT.
"EEEEENOOOOOUGH OF THE SCREAMIIIIIIIIING!" screamed Blood.
"Okay!" exclaimed everyone.
So now everyone was in detention with Minerva.
"I'm displeased with all of you!" she exclaimed. "You'll be studying on how to transform a human to... an idiot."
"OMGWTFLOL!!" screamed Draco as he barged into the room.
"DETENTION BITCH!!" screamed Minerva, Blood was holding his ears.
Then screaming was heard in the hall outside.
"MOOOOUNTAAAAIN TROLL!!! FULLY GROOOOOOWN!" they screamed.
"Oh shit?!! Not again," said Minerva. "You guys go defeat the troll for detention."
And so our Titans, and foes ((Blackfire came in also as well)) went to the troll. Blood killed it with Avada Kedvara, and Dumbledore came to them.
"Blackfire and Jinx, come to my office," he said in a gay man's voice.
In Dumbledore's Office
Dumbledore had a hat in his right hand. "Myeeessss... my precious, ye' must put da' hat of... COOTER!"
"O.O" gave Jinx and Blackfire. Dumbledore putted the hat on Jinx first, and she got into Ravenclaw, then Blackfire, and she also got into Ravenclaw.
"Welcome to RAVENCLAW!!!" screamed Dumbledore. "I'ma go pose MJ!!!! WEEEE!"
The two girls left the office fast before Dumbledore became another MJ ((Guess who is it. I wrote MJ as an abbreviation as a child molester's name, and a black little boy who became an ugly white person...))
So at the Ravenclaw room...
"Welcome to Ravenclaw!! The house of smart asses!" exclaimed Cho.
"Uh... okay," said Jinx.
"AND CHO IS MY GIRLFRIEND BITCH!" screamed Cyborg, hugging Cho.
"Can't- breath," said Cho.
"Oops," said Cyborg, he let go of Cho.
Blackfire sighed. "This is soooo boring."
"Yeah," replied Jinx.
"NO THIS FUNNY!! NO THIS FUNNY!!!" screamed Cho.
"Enough with the fucking screaming!" exclaimed Jinx.
So in the Hufflepuff Common Room
Starfire, was bored to death. "I'm so bored!"
Turk went over to Starfire. "Qudditch is going to start tonight. We're against Gryffindor," she said.
"WEALLY?!! YAY!" exclaimed Starfire in happiness, she jumped up and flew to the ceiling, bumping her head on it, she fell down.
"Owie."
And so it was now nighttime, and a thunder storm was going to come.
Okay, here's the teams. ((I'm writing in my house and there is a thunder storm going on right now.))
Hufflepuff
Seeker- Starfire Keeper- Larry Chaser 1- Turk Chaser 2- Blossom Chaser 3- Lily ((A different Lily)) Beater 1- Bob Beater 2- Jason
Gryffindor
Seeker- Harry Keeper- Ron Chaser 1- Angela Chaser 2- Katie Chaser 3- Ginny Beater 1- Robin Beater 2- Beast Boy
At the Qudditch game
Starfire caught the snitch just right before Madam Hooch told the instructions or on that you must behave ((Like in the first Harry Potter book or movie))
In some other, dark place...
Nikki was on a bed, tied to it Exorsice style.
"The switch will begin shortly," said Voldemort, he was smelling cocaine.
"Aah! Cocaine is one motha' fuck of a fuckin' drug!" he exclaimed. Jinxy went to him.
"Sir, why do we have to kill the girl after we switch the powers?"
"BECAUSE I'M THE PRESIDENT BITCH!!!" he exclaimed. He saw at lease 10 episodes of Dave Chapelle... 10 TIMES.
End of Chapter 12