Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER
A/N: Damn... I never wrote 13 chapters. Well, sorry to say, when I finish this story. I shall write the sequel. Yes, THERE WILL BE A TEEN TITANS MEET HARRY POTTER 2. Yes, everyone will be in Year 6. And something very strange and more interesting will happen. Here's a preview:
Raven had her eyes open like this OO. "THAT BETTER FUCKING NOT HAPPEN BITCH!" she screamed. The whole Slytherin table blew up, and the food went falling down to people's heads, which, they screamed like hell.
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A/N: Yep. That interesting. Very interesting, and disturbing... not disturbing really. I also do not own Harry Potter and Teen Titans or anything mentioned in this fanfic. I only own Nikki, which I play as.
Chapter 13
Raven was eating cheese; she looked around carefully for no reason apparently.
"I need to go shave my pubic hair!" she exclaimed, the whole Slytherin table laughed their asses off.
"Why shave Raven? Vagina cleavage= great," said Pansy.
"But it's so hairy, that you can see it right now," said Raven.
"Shave it, NOW," said Pansy.
"Okay!" exclaimed Raven, she went to the Slytherin Common Room, and shaved her pubic hair.
At Potion's Class ((Damn, we haven't been seeing what's going on here for a long time))
"As you see, to make a worm go poo. Put the lice into the cauldron. Then, put orange juice into the cauldron; heat the cauldron up for 1 minute, while stirring the cauldron. Then, put dandruff into it, and then put a worm into the cauldron. Get windex, and spray on the cauldron 10 times. Heat the cauldron for 5 minutes, while stirring. Then tap the cauldron with your wand, and viola! J00 have made the Worm Poop Potion! Only women drink it when they have their first period," said Snape.
All the women gave the OO look.
"Now, do this crap now you little shits!! Or I'll give you detention, which you don't want," said Snape.
Everyone rushed to do, and then 6 minutes later, everyone finished the potion.
"Good. Class Dismiss," said Snape. Odd thing was, no one made trouble.
So in Charm's Class ((We haven't done this one in a while too.))
"Okay class! We shall try the blow up charm!" exclaimed Flick Wick. "Horizontal direction, a swish, and thrust. Say Telemon while doing it. Do it to the feathers!"
Raven just blew up the feather with her mind.
"Excellent!! 10 points to Slytherin," said Flick Wick, Seamus blew his feather up.
"10 points to Gryffindor," said Flick Wick... again!
And so the class ended.
So now at Transfiguation Class
"Okay, to make someone stupid. Just say IDIOT'D, understand? IDIOT'D!" Minerva pointed her wand at Hermione, and Hermione was turned into an idiot.
"Pussy, pussy!!! Vagina vagina!! COOOOOOOOOTER!! COOTER COOTER!! PUSSY PUSSY! VAGINA! VAGINA!" Hermione screamed.
"To reverse the spell. Just say REVERSE'D," said Minerva. Minerva did the reverse spell. "Try."
Everyone cast the idiot spell first, then did the reverse. And so forth... Blah, blah; blah, whatever.
The class ended and now the usual classes ended, and everyone went outside..
Raven quietly went into the Forbidden Forest, because Blackfire and Jinx dragged her their for a little girl talk, and privacy.
"Raven... do you know Nikki?" asked Blackfire.
"Yeah, she's my friend. Where is she?" asked Raven.
"Well," said Blackfire. "Now that I'm in this school, us two decided to be good. And, Voldemort plans to switch powers, and kill her. We also know where Voldemort is at."
"Okay. Tell me where he is," said Raven.
"He's at an old barn. It was said he lived there. It's also a bit close to Hogwarts," said Jinx.
"You can either fly there, or walk there," said Blackfire.
"Okay. Shall we bring recruitments?" asked Raven.
"Fuck yes," said Blackfire. "Bring BB, bring my sister, get Blood to come, make Harry come, make all of the Titans come. And make Draco and Pansy come because they've done crap."
"Okay," said Raven.
Just then Snape appeared.
"Um... I'll come also," he said.
"NO!" screamed Raven.
"YES OR I'LL TURN GAY!" screamed Snape.
"Okay!" exclaimed Raven.
So back at the castle, in a hidden room.
"Okay, here's the plan," said Snape. Starfire, Blackfire, Jinx, Blood, Raven, Harry, Draco, Pansy, Beast Boy, Terra, Robin, and... Cyborg was there.
"Okay, what the fuck is the plan?" asked Draco.
"We attack at night time, at March 12th. That's when Voldemort has his chance to steal Nikki's powers and kill her. This is very important. He can be able to also kidnap Raven after stealing Nikki's powers, and make her evil. So as me. Trigon can come. AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE DESTORYED!" screamed Snape.
"Damn nigga!" exclaimed Robin.
"Don't call nigga to me. Voldemort is the junkie. We kill all the Death Eaters there, and then we kill Voldemort," said Snape. "Got it?"
"Yes," said everyone.
"Good. Here's the formation..."
Snape explained the formation on how to attack....
Back at Voldemort's place
"I will... kill you," said Nikki.
"Shut the fuck up bitch," said Voldemort.
"I WILL KILL YOU!" screamed Nikki.
"Fuck this. Crucio!" chanted Voldemort.
"VAGINA!" screamed Nikki, she then closed her eyes from the pain of doom.
Voldemort was smoking a cigar. "HOW'S HITLER 3 GOING?" he asked.
"GOOD!" screamed all of the Death Eaters.
"BETTER FUCKING BE!" screamed back Voldemort.
End of Chapter 13
-Special Secret- Deep Dive ((Preview of Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER 2!))
A cheese stood on the wet streets of London.
Raven walked forward silently.
A bunch of dementors appear.
Raven shows her cleavage, killing all of the dementors.
Harry jumps off the roof, trying to commit suicide on what just happened.
"NOOOO!" screamed Raven.
Raven ran on the building, and ran forward up it. "HARRY!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!" she screamed.
"THE CHEESE IS ON THE STREET!!! EAT IT!!!" screamed Harry.
"I CAN'T!! IT IS EVIL CHEESE!!! AND RAMEN IS ON THE CHEESE. WET. LIQUID. RAMEN!!!"
"OH MY GOD!!!" screamed Harry
The both bumped into each other, and hugged each other as they fell down onto the ground.
"Oh shit," said Raven.
"Who the fuck cares?" asked Harry. The two start to have sex, while Blood comes by and watches.
"OH MY GOD RAVEN!!! YOU BITCH!!" screamed Blood.
"It's not what you think!!! OH NO!! HE STEPPED ON THE RAMEN!!" screamed Raven.
"OH SHIT!! WE'RE GONNA DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!!!!" screamed Blood.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the three.
The three did the Hookey Pookey, and the next day they woke up on the street. Only to see Ron.
"You idiots of life," said Ron.
End of the Special Secret!!!
Well, every few chapters I give little spoofs of the sequel. I plan to make this story end soon. Very soon.
A/N: Damn... I never wrote 13 chapters. Well, sorry to say, when I finish this story. I shall write the sequel. Yes, THERE WILL BE A TEEN TITANS MEET HARRY POTTER 2. Yes, everyone will be in Year 6. And something very strange and more interesting will happen. Here's a preview:
Raven had her eyes open like this OO. "THAT BETTER FUCKING NOT HAPPEN BITCH!" she screamed. The whole Slytherin table blew up, and the food went falling down to people's heads, which, they screamed like hell.
End of Preview
A/N: Yep. That interesting. Very interesting, and disturbing... not disturbing really. I also do not own Harry Potter and Teen Titans or anything mentioned in this fanfic. I only own Nikki, which I play as.
Chapter 13
Raven was eating cheese; she looked around carefully for no reason apparently.
"I need to go shave my pubic hair!" she exclaimed, the whole Slytherin table laughed their asses off.
"Why shave Raven? Vagina cleavage= great," said Pansy.
"But it's so hairy, that you can see it right now," said Raven.
"Shave it, NOW," said Pansy.
"Okay!" exclaimed Raven, she went to the Slytherin Common Room, and shaved her pubic hair.
At Potion's Class ((Damn, we haven't been seeing what's going on here for a long time))
"As you see, to make a worm go poo. Put the lice into the cauldron. Then, put orange juice into the cauldron; heat the cauldron up for 1 minute, while stirring the cauldron. Then, put dandruff into it, and then put a worm into the cauldron. Get windex, and spray on the cauldron 10 times. Heat the cauldron for 5 minutes, while stirring. Then tap the cauldron with your wand, and viola! J00 have made the Worm Poop Potion! Only women drink it when they have their first period," said Snape.
All the women gave the OO look.
"Now, do this crap now you little shits!! Or I'll give you detention, which you don't want," said Snape.
Everyone rushed to do, and then 6 minutes later, everyone finished the potion.
"Good. Class Dismiss," said Snape. Odd thing was, no one made trouble.
So in Charm's Class ((We haven't done this one in a while too.))
"Okay class! We shall try the blow up charm!" exclaimed Flick Wick. "Horizontal direction, a swish, and thrust. Say Telemon while doing it. Do it to the feathers!"
Raven just blew up the feather with her mind.
"Excellent!! 10 points to Slytherin," said Flick Wick, Seamus blew his feather up.
"10 points to Gryffindor," said Flick Wick... again!
And so the class ended.
So now at Transfiguation Class
"Okay, to make someone stupid. Just say IDIOT'D, understand? IDIOT'D!" Minerva pointed her wand at Hermione, and Hermione was turned into an idiot.
"Pussy, pussy!!! Vagina vagina!! COOOOOOOOOTER!! COOTER COOTER!! PUSSY PUSSY! VAGINA! VAGINA!" Hermione screamed.
"To reverse the spell. Just say REVERSE'D," said Minerva. Minerva did the reverse spell. "Try."
Everyone cast the idiot spell first, then did the reverse. And so forth... Blah, blah; blah, whatever.
The class ended and now the usual classes ended, and everyone went outside..
Raven quietly went into the Forbidden Forest, because Blackfire and Jinx dragged her their for a little girl talk, and privacy.
"Raven... do you know Nikki?" asked Blackfire.
"Yeah, she's my friend. Where is she?" asked Raven.
"Well," said Blackfire. "Now that I'm in this school, us two decided to be good. And, Voldemort plans to switch powers, and kill her. We also know where Voldemort is at."
"Okay. Tell me where he is," said Raven.
"He's at an old barn. It was said he lived there. It's also a bit close to Hogwarts," said Jinx.
"You can either fly there, or walk there," said Blackfire.
"Okay. Shall we bring recruitments?" asked Raven.
"Fuck yes," said Blackfire. "Bring BB, bring my sister, get Blood to come, make Harry come, make all of the Titans come. And make Draco and Pansy come because they've done crap."
"Okay," said Raven.
Just then Snape appeared.
"Um... I'll come also," he said.
"NO!" screamed Raven.
"YES OR I'LL TURN GAY!" screamed Snape.
"Okay!" exclaimed Raven.
So back at the castle, in a hidden room.
"Okay, here's the plan," said Snape. Starfire, Blackfire, Jinx, Blood, Raven, Harry, Draco, Pansy, Beast Boy, Terra, Robin, and... Cyborg was there.
"Okay, what the fuck is the plan?" asked Draco.
"We attack at night time, at March 12th. That's when Voldemort has his chance to steal Nikki's powers and kill her. This is very important. He can be able to also kidnap Raven after stealing Nikki's powers, and make her evil. So as me. Trigon can come. AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE DESTORYED!" screamed Snape.
"Damn nigga!" exclaimed Robin.
"Don't call nigga to me. Voldemort is the junkie. We kill all the Death Eaters there, and then we kill Voldemort," said Snape. "Got it?"
"Yes," said everyone.
"Good. Here's the formation..."
Snape explained the formation on how to attack....
Back at Voldemort's place
"I will... kill you," said Nikki.
"Shut the fuck up bitch," said Voldemort.
"I WILL KILL YOU!" screamed Nikki.
"Fuck this. Crucio!" chanted Voldemort.
"VAGINA!" screamed Nikki, she then closed her eyes from the pain of doom.
Voldemort was smoking a cigar. "HOW'S HITLER 3 GOING?" he asked.
"GOOD!" screamed all of the Death Eaters.
"BETTER FUCKING BE!" screamed back Voldemort.
End of Chapter 13
-Special Secret- Deep Dive ((Preview of Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER 2!))
A cheese stood on the wet streets of London.
Raven walked forward silently.
A bunch of dementors appear.
Raven shows her cleavage, killing all of the dementors.
Harry jumps off the roof, trying to commit suicide on what just happened.
"NOOOO!" screamed Raven.
Raven ran on the building, and ran forward up it. "HARRY!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!" she screamed.
"THE CHEESE IS ON THE STREET!!! EAT IT!!!" screamed Harry.
"I CAN'T!! IT IS EVIL CHEESE!!! AND RAMEN IS ON THE CHEESE. WET. LIQUID. RAMEN!!!"
"OH MY GOD!!!" screamed Harry
The both bumped into each other, and hugged each other as they fell down onto the ground.
"Oh shit," said Raven.
"Who the fuck cares?" asked Harry. The two start to have sex, while Blood comes by and watches.
"OH MY GOD RAVEN!!! YOU BITCH!!" screamed Blood.
"It's not what you think!!! OH NO!! HE STEPPED ON THE RAMEN!!" screamed Raven.
"OH SHIT!! WE'RE GONNA DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!!!!" screamed Blood.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed the three.
The three did the Hookey Pookey, and the next day they woke up on the street. Only to see Ron.
"You idiots of life," said Ron.
End of the Special Secret!!!
Well, every few chapters I give little spoofs of the sequel. I plan to make this story end soon. Very soon.