Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER
Chapter 14
"If you said poo while on crack, you must be Rick James on crack!" exclaimed Draco.
"Better fucking not!" exclaimed Raven.
"Exclaming!!" exclaimed Pansy.
"This is so pointless," said Raven, she walked away.
The Event happened in the Slytherin Common Room.
SO AT HELL.
"I must go get revenge," said Umbridge.
"Eating cocaine must be a wonder," said Satan.
"OO" gave Umbridge.
"Hmm... I say we go kick God's ass," said Satan.
"Yeah!!!" exclaimed Umbridge.
God then came.
"...I...AM...GOD..." said God in his mighty voice.
"OO" gave Umbridge.
"DIEE!!" screamed Satan.
"...LIES..." said God. Satan and God got into a big ass fight, and Umbridge left hell.
At Defense Against the Dark Arts Class
Umbridge walked into the room and was in front of the class. "Turn to page... 394," she said.
"SNAPE!!!" screamed Ron.
"TURN TO PAGE 394 NOW WEASLY... NOW!!" screamed Umbridge. Ron did so, and the whole class did the same thing.
By the end of the class, loads of students got detention. Hermione, Ron, Neville, Cyborg, Cho, Starfire, and even Robin got detention.
So now a few days passed, and it was now March 11 and midnight.
"Okay kids, tomorrow is the big day," said Snape.
"Yep," said Harry.
"I think... Harry is so... hot," said Raven.
"Surely enough, I must be having this so called... period Robin," said Starfire.
"Randomness," said Snape.
They were all in Snape's hidden classroom of doom.
Tomorrow night, was the big day of their foolish and pathetic lives. Well... almost.
NOW WITH VOLDEMORT AND DE' DEATH EATERS BECAUSE THEY'RE NEVER IMPORTANT IN ANY CHAPTERS UNTIL THE NEXT ONE!!!
Voldemort was eating cocaine. "Yay for cocaine," said Voldemort.
"We're such druggies," said Jinxy.
"Got your ass right," said Voldemort. They all started drinking beer, then smoking marajuna, and the obvious. Which was good it that second hand smoke didn't happened to Nikki.
"Phew," sighed Nikki with relief.
"Okay," said Voldemort. "The man eating snakes outside?"
"Check," said Jinxy.
"Pissed off death eaters?"
"Check."
"GOOD!!" screamed Voldemort.
They all got prepared for tomorrow night.
END OF THE SHORTEST CHAPTER EVER!!!!
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"Slap my ass," said Hermione to Ron. Ron did so.
"Slap my ass." The same as the above line.
AGAIN AS THE ABOVE LINE, AND ETC!!
"SLAP MY ASS!!" screamed Hermione.
"NO DAMMIT!!" screamed Ron, they started to make out. And Blood saw the whole thing.
"I MUST DO THE SAME TO P-"This sentence has been sliced off because it has the name of a new character!!!!!!!
END!!
Chapter 14
"If you said poo while on crack, you must be Rick James on crack!" exclaimed Draco.
"Better fucking not!" exclaimed Raven.
"Exclaming!!" exclaimed Pansy.
"This is so pointless," said Raven, she walked away.
The Event happened in the Slytherin Common Room.
SO AT HELL.
"I must go get revenge," said Umbridge.
"Eating cocaine must be a wonder," said Satan.
"OO" gave Umbridge.
"Hmm... I say we go kick God's ass," said Satan.
"Yeah!!!" exclaimed Umbridge.
God then came.
"...I...AM...GOD..." said God in his mighty voice.
"OO" gave Umbridge.
"DIEE!!" screamed Satan.
"...LIES..." said God. Satan and God got into a big ass fight, and Umbridge left hell.
At Defense Against the Dark Arts Class
Umbridge walked into the room and was in front of the class. "Turn to page... 394," she said.
"SNAPE!!!" screamed Ron.
"TURN TO PAGE 394 NOW WEASLY... NOW!!" screamed Umbridge. Ron did so, and the whole class did the same thing.
By the end of the class, loads of students got detention. Hermione, Ron, Neville, Cyborg, Cho, Starfire, and even Robin got detention.
So now a few days passed, and it was now March 11 and midnight.
"Okay kids, tomorrow is the big day," said Snape.
"Yep," said Harry.
"I think... Harry is so... hot," said Raven.
"Surely enough, I must be having this so called... period Robin," said Starfire.
"Randomness," said Snape.
They were all in Snape's hidden classroom of doom.
Tomorrow night, was the big day of their foolish and pathetic lives. Well... almost.
NOW WITH VOLDEMORT AND DE' DEATH EATERS BECAUSE THEY'RE NEVER IMPORTANT IN ANY CHAPTERS UNTIL THE NEXT ONE!!!
Voldemort was eating cocaine. "Yay for cocaine," said Voldemort.
"We're such druggies," said Jinxy.
"Got your ass right," said Voldemort. They all started drinking beer, then smoking marajuna, and the obvious. Which was good it that second hand smoke didn't happened to Nikki.
"Phew," sighed Nikki with relief.
"Okay," said Voldemort. "The man eating snakes outside?"
"Check," said Jinxy.
"Pissed off death eaters?"
"Check."
"GOOD!!" screamed Voldemort.
They all got prepared for tomorrow night.
END OF THE SHORTEST CHAPTER EVER!!!!
Meep. Since this chapter is short, a preview for le' next dis' sort of fanfic.
PREVIEW!!!
"Slap my ass," said Hermione to Ron. Ron did so.
"Slap my ass." The same as the above line.
AGAIN AS THE ABOVE LINE, AND ETC!!
"SLAP MY ASS!!" screamed Hermione.
"NO DAMMIT!!" screamed Ron, they started to make out. And Blood saw the whole thing.
"I MUST DO THE SAME TO P-"This sentence has been sliced off because it has the name of a new character!!!!!!!
END!!