Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER
DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!
Chapter 15
It was the morning of March 12. And Voldemort wanted Jinxy to go get Coke before 1920.
"Now... why that Coke? The coke here is much better," said Jinxy.
"BECAUSE BEFORE 1920, COCAINE WAS IN COKE," screamed Voldemort.
"Um, okay," said Jinxy.
"Now, with Dr. Evil's... time machine. Ye'll get the damn coke and come back here... dammit," said Voldemort. He pushed Jinxy to the time machine, and she went back before 1920.
Jinxy. "Ow," she said. She saw coke store in front of her, and then mugged the store killing everyone in it. She grabbed the coke and went back to 1995.
"Coke obtained," said Jinxy.
"Good," said Voldemort, drinking Crack. He threw the crack away. "Now... ready to get, jiggy with it?"
"What the fuck Voldemort? Have you been messing around with your mojo?"
"Yeeeeees," said Voldemort. "LETS SHAG DAMMIT!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Jinxy. Yasmin just watched... "Damn."
So now in Care of Magical Creature's class
"Today kids," said Hagrid. "We'll be riding... Hippogriphs," said Hagrid.
"Did he did a typo?" whispered Hermione to Robin.
"I dunno, and don't care," whispered Robin back.
Everyone then got on a Hippogriph, and started to fly in the sky.
"I bet I can beat you, Potter," said Draco.
"Fuck off Malfoy," said Harry. They started to race towards the school, and Harry won.
"Yay!!" exclaimed Raven, the hippogriph then was dying.
"NO!! DON'T DIE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Raven as the hippogriph died, and Raven was falling towards the ground. She looked at the sky.
"Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!" Raven was blasted up to the sky. Pansy then laughed her ass off. "Why are you laughing?" asked Starfire.
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!" laughed Pansy.
"... Um...?" asked Starfire.
Pansy stopped laughing, Beast Boy flew to her.
"That wasn't funny," said Beast Boy. He turned into a Pikachu and zapped Pansy, he turned back to normal.
"Since when can you turn into a Pokemon?" asked Starfire.
"Dunno," replied Beast Boy.
Everyone's hippogriph then died, and the class was over. They went back inside the castle. And these people had these classes:
Potions: Harry Raven Ron Starfire Turk
Charms:
Hermione Robin Beast Boy Blackfire Larry
Herbology: Draco Pansy Jinx Cyborg Cho
Everyone else went to DADA.
So in Potion's class.
"Now, to make a soothing potion. First put the hair in, and then the shampoo with conditioner. Then stir it for 2 minutes, Mr. Potter! Are you paying attention?" asked Snape.
"Yes," lied Harry.
"Better. Now anyways... after 2 minutes, Mr. Potter! ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?" asked Snape.
"Yes!" lied Harry.
"Good. Then, put the cocaine and crack into the cauldron. And throw the marajuna in it. Stir for 5 minutes, Mr. Potter! ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?" asked Snape.
"YES!!!" lied Harry.
"No screaming... dammit," said Snape.
Harry sighed.
"No sighing... dammit," said Snape.
Harry rolled his eyes.
"No rolling eyes... dammit," said Snape.
So in Charms class.
"And so to use the Killing charm. Ya must say Avada Kedvara! Myeees," said Flickwick.
"BASTARD!!" screamed Beast Boy. "DIE YOU CHINESE SON OF BITCH!!"
"What the fuck? That's racist, dammit. And I'm not Chinese," said Flickwick.
Beast Boy turned into a Gorilla, and smacked Flickwick to death. Hermione was crying as it happened, and everyone else just gave the OO look.
"Beast Boy, STOP!!" screamed Robin. BB stopped. "What?" Flickwick was dead.
"You just killed Flickwick, YOU ANIMAL CHANGING SON OF A BITCH!!!" screamed Robin.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home," said Beast Boy. He left the classroom.
So in Herbology Class
"Now, this plant can eat people. And so you must-"Sprout was then eaten by the plant.
"What the fuck? Incendio!" chanted Jinx, Sprout came out of the plant... dead.
So in DADA!
"Terra, turn to Page 100!" exclaimed Umbridge.
"Noooooo... I need rocks to throw at this bitch people!" exclaimed Terra.
"De-"Umbridge then was hit by a big rock.
"BITCH!!" screamed Terra, she threw more rocks at her. Everyone cheered.
So now all the classes ended, and everyone then went to their common rooms. It was now almost nighttime, and Snape, the titans, and all the important hogwarts students in this story came.
"Voldemort's hideout is deep in this forest, students," said Snape.
"That was lame," said BB.
And so they then came upon Voldemort's hideout.
"PREPARE TO DIE FUCKERS!!" screamed Voldemort. The death eaters and man eating snakes rushed to them.
End of Chapter 15!
DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!
Chapter 15
It was the morning of March 12. And Voldemort wanted Jinxy to go get Coke before 1920.
"Now... why that Coke? The coke here is much better," said Jinxy.
"BECAUSE BEFORE 1920, COCAINE WAS IN COKE," screamed Voldemort.
"Um, okay," said Jinxy.
"Now, with Dr. Evil's... time machine. Ye'll get the damn coke and come back here... dammit," said Voldemort. He pushed Jinxy to the time machine, and she went back before 1920.
Jinxy. "Ow," she said. She saw coke store in front of her, and then mugged the store killing everyone in it. She grabbed the coke and went back to 1995.
"Coke obtained," said Jinxy.
"Good," said Voldemort, drinking Crack. He threw the crack away. "Now... ready to get, jiggy with it?"
"What the fuck Voldemort? Have you been messing around with your mojo?"
"Yeeeeees," said Voldemort. "LETS SHAG DAMMIT!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Jinxy. Yasmin just watched... "Damn."
So now in Care of Magical Creature's class
"Today kids," said Hagrid. "We'll be riding... Hippogriphs," said Hagrid.
"Did he did a typo?" whispered Hermione to Robin.
"I dunno, and don't care," whispered Robin back.
Everyone then got on a Hippogriph, and started to fly in the sky.
"I bet I can beat you, Potter," said Draco.
"Fuck off Malfoy," said Harry. They started to race towards the school, and Harry won.
"Yay!!" exclaimed Raven, the hippogriph then was dying.
"NO!! DON'T DIE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Raven as the hippogriph died, and Raven was falling towards the ground. She looked at the sky.
"Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!" Raven was blasted up to the sky. Pansy then laughed her ass off. "Why are you laughing?" asked Starfire.
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!" laughed Pansy.
"... Um...?" asked Starfire.
Pansy stopped laughing, Beast Boy flew to her.
"That wasn't funny," said Beast Boy. He turned into a Pikachu and zapped Pansy, he turned back to normal.
"Since when can you turn into a Pokemon?" asked Starfire.
"Dunno," replied Beast Boy.
Everyone's hippogriph then died, and the class was over. They went back inside the castle. And these people had these classes:
Potions: Harry Raven Ron Starfire Turk
Charms:
Hermione Robin Beast Boy Blackfire Larry
Herbology: Draco Pansy Jinx Cyborg Cho
Everyone else went to DADA.
So in Potion's class.
"Now, to make a soothing potion. First put the hair in, and then the shampoo with conditioner. Then stir it for 2 minutes, Mr. Potter! Are you paying attention?" asked Snape.
"Yes," lied Harry.
"Better. Now anyways... after 2 minutes, Mr. Potter! ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?" asked Snape.
"Yes!" lied Harry.
"Good. Then, put the cocaine and crack into the cauldron. And throw the marajuna in it. Stir for 5 minutes, Mr. Potter! ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?" asked Snape.
"YES!!!" lied Harry.
"No screaming... dammit," said Snape.
Harry sighed.
"No sighing... dammit," said Snape.
Harry rolled his eyes.
"No rolling eyes... dammit," said Snape.
So in Charms class.
"And so to use the Killing charm. Ya must say Avada Kedvara! Myeees," said Flickwick.
"BASTARD!!" screamed Beast Boy. "DIE YOU CHINESE SON OF BITCH!!"
"What the fuck? That's racist, dammit. And I'm not Chinese," said Flickwick.
Beast Boy turned into a Gorilla, and smacked Flickwick to death. Hermione was crying as it happened, and everyone else just gave the OO look.
"Beast Boy, STOP!!" screamed Robin. BB stopped. "What?" Flickwick was dead.
"You just killed Flickwick, YOU ANIMAL CHANGING SON OF A BITCH!!!" screamed Robin.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home," said Beast Boy. He left the classroom.
So in Herbology Class
"Now, this plant can eat people. And so you must-"Sprout was then eaten by the plant.
"What the fuck? Incendio!" chanted Jinx, Sprout came out of the plant... dead.
So in DADA!
"Terra, turn to Page 100!" exclaimed Umbridge.
"Noooooo... I need rocks to throw at this bitch people!" exclaimed Terra.
"De-"Umbridge then was hit by a big rock.
"BITCH!!" screamed Terra, she threw more rocks at her. Everyone cheered.
So now all the classes ended, and everyone then went to their common rooms. It was now almost nighttime, and Snape, the titans, and all the important hogwarts students in this story came.
"Voldemort's hideout is deep in this forest, students," said Snape.
"That was lame," said BB.
And so they then came upon Voldemort's hideout.
"PREPARE TO DIE FUCKERS!!" screamed Voldemort. The death eaters and man eating snakes rushed to them.
End of Chapter 15!